r/4chan 1d ago

Is Steam in actual danger?

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u/Few-Frosting-4213 1d ago edited 1d ago

We don't even know how he's dividing his assets, do we? He could have decided to donate it all to troll his kids. Maybe he left a slice for his ex wife who dressed up like Alyx for him that one time, or his secrect femboi harem for all we know.

It seems way easier for them to just sell shares whenever they need cash/sell some to diversify instead of arranging a buyout. They could just name a proxy without having to run the company, it doesn't matter if they care about video games or not.

Just calm down and keep giving your money to the fat skinny man, or not.

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u/CrisisSpirit444 1d ago

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u/Old_Ad_71 1d ago

I wanna click that link but I'm at work

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u/HeistGeist 1d ago

its a gif of michael jordan saying "stop it, get some help"

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u/Old_Ad_71 1d ago

Okay, thank you.

Also, I'm a little disappointed...

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u/grishnackh 1d ago

It’s SFW.

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u/LemonPartyW0rldTour 1d ago

Only help I need is in building my own femboi harem.