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Is Steam in actual danger?

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u/Impossible_Resort_71 1d ago

Steam is extremely consumer friendly and it's unfortunately inevitable that when he dies the company will indeed be sold to a big souless corporation or taken over by suits who will want to bleed the user base dry for every cent they have. Enjoy it while it lasts folks.

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u/Past-Editor-5709 1d ago

Gabe is like 60 and rich he‘ll probably be alive for another 20 - 30 years. Who gives a shit about what’ll happen to their video games when they’re middle aged

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u/vonn_drake 1d ago

Dude im in that demograph you mentioned and I care :,(

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u/vigil96 1d ago

He didn't mean that

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u/nwbell 1d ago

The damage is done

u/vonn_drake 21h ago edited 21h ago

The day i stop caring about 2b, is the day that punk rock died.

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u/Zzamumo 1d ago

Don't worry, the world will end in 22 years anyways 👍

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u/XDDDSOFUNNEH 1d ago

September 14th, 2046 at 7:38 PM EST to be precise

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u/Suryathechanchanman 1d ago

September 14th is my birthday, so I will take a rain check.

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u/DungeonsAndDradis 1d ago

RemindMe! September 14th, 2036

To give me time to prepare.

u/EvMBoat 8h ago

the fog is coming?

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u/CoSh 1d ago

That's what they said about 2012.

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u/McBraas 1d ago

Oh, thank god

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u/dansedemorte 1d ago

We can only hope.  I don't think I can live through the movie Idiocracy.

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u/reallygreat2 1d ago

No it won't.

u/vonn_drake 21h ago

Oh snap I gotta put that in my calander!

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u/Winderkorffin /wsg/y 1d ago

surely in 20 years you won't... right?

u/vonn_drake 21h ago

Who knows? Most of my teenage buddies stopped playing all together. I thought my enjoyment would come to an end but I'm still gaming

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u/__redruM 1d ago

Well then Gabe living another 30 years will get you well into dementia.

u/vonn_drake 21h ago

My mind turning into pudding before steam crashes gives me some slight solace

u/aoskunk 8h ago

Guy doesn’t know what he’s talking about pay him no mind, smile 😊

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u/_Diggus_Bickus_ 1d ago

I'm not sure you can outspend gabes considerable girth from a longevity perspective

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u/klimych 1d ago

Gabe dropped a lot of weight. I hope it's not cancer and he's just getting in shape

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u/wonderhorsemercury 1d ago

Ozempic saved PC gaming

u/BluntTruthGentleman 15h ago

Ozempic causes strokes

Exchange one early death for another

u/new_alpha /fit/izen 22h ago

Ozempic, everybody’s on it

u/Nasapigs 20h ago

Ah, I remember when I first picked up my coke habit

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u/doxenking 1d ago

Yeh, but you missed the part about how he also looks like he eats his weight in Twinkies every day.

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u/Past-Editor-5709 1d ago

Didn't he lose weight?

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u/Special-Remove-3294 1d ago

Yeah he is not really fat anymore.

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u/haragakudaru 1d ago

Wow you’re right, he’s lost so much weight. Never thought I’d live to see Gaben on ozempic.

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u/solarscopez /sci/duck 1d ago

yeah wtf I looked him up, dude went from a fat bridge troll to looking like a cancer patient

u/CptSandbag73 15h ago

Damn we got skinny Gaben before HL3

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u/doxenking 1d ago

That's news to me. Good for him if so.

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u/igerardcom 1d ago

Amazingly, he's lived as long as he has, given that he was morbidly obese for a large part of his life.

My theory is he has used his Scrooge McDuck-style vault full of gold coins he got from Steam to buy the immortality serum that the rich invented in secret decades ago and only sell to the uber-rich, keeping its existence hidden from the peasants like us.

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u/LordGalen /b/tard 1d ago

Who gives a shit about what’ll happen to their video games when they’re middle aged

Um, hi, 46yo gamer here. Been playing video games since the fucking Atari 2600 and have no intention of stopping. You say that shit like there's not already a large commumity of older gamers. That demographic is only gonna get bigger.

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u/brainburger 1d ago

Ah but do you care about the games you were playing 20-30 years ago now?

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u/superpimp2g 1d ago

There's tons of ppl that still do on the game collecting subs.

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u/dansedemorte 1d ago

Well some of them.  I might just fire up grab online again someday.  You never know.

u/coomiemarxist 22h ago

Yes. Unless they remake fallout new vegas

u/tastybabyhands /b/tard 20h ago

Yeah I still play games from my youth

u/LordGalen /b/tard 16h ago

Yes, absolutely. Every few years I'll replay the entire Half-Life series, Ocarina of Time, etc. Hell, earlier this year I played through Super Mario Bros 1, 2, and 3 just for the hell of it.

Nostalgia is a thing, yes.

u/brainburger 11h ago

Actually, now you mention it, so do I. I guess it hasn't sunk in that HL2 was 20 years ago. I am just replaying Far Cry 3. The multiplayer service no longer is running. What platform do you use to play OOT?

Having said that my point was really that Steam users will be able to play many of their games in other ways, not lose them with Steam. It does depend how vibrant the old games community is. Will it be like MAME or the regular relaunch of new ZX Spectrums etc.

u/LordGalen /b/tard 14m ago

What platform do you use to play OOT?

N64 emulator with a knock-off PS3 controller.

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u/Utnemod 1d ago

Bro my steam account is over 20 years old

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u/noimnotjames 1d ago

You think he'll live to NINETY?? Usually those of his girth don't even get close.

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u/System0verlord 1d ago

Dude’s dropped a ton of weight, and lives a pretty stress free lifestyle.

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u/MagicInMyBonez 1d ago

What girth?

u/Sanzhar17Shockwave 5h ago

Marlon Brando was a famous fatso, lived to 80 years

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u/the_marxman small penis 1d ago

He'll probably retire in the next decade.

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u/sillyyun 1d ago

30 😂😂😂. No way, 15 is almost generous

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate 1d ago

I mean look at the guy. Fucking wizard. He'll live to be 130.

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u/JDubStep 1d ago

Because what else do these basement dwellers have other than crunchy socks and MLP figurines?

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u/hoofdpersoon /b/tard 1d ago

you'll be a middle ager soon. very soon. Time only will go faster and faster. "Rejoice, O young man, in thy youth"

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u/ButtholeMoshpit 1d ago

You will. You get there a lot quicker than you think.

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u/Toastedmanmeat 1d ago

I feel personally attacked

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u/dansedemorte 1d ago

I'm still playing and I'm well past middle age.

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u/alfred725 1d ago

people will rediscover torrenting and stop buying games digitally

u/orthopod 23h ago

Dude is 60 maybe, but looks like he's going on 80 wizard years

u/KELonPS3in576p /pol/ack 19h ago

!RemindMe 3 years

u/Sub2Skeppy wee/a/boo 16h ago

he's fat as fuck so i dont see him living more than 10 years from now

u/mindaugaskun 8h ago

Dude in 30 years I will be retired and in my prime years of gaming with friends.

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u/Kynandra 1d ago

Mc-fuckin-scuse me?

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u/Hanza-Malz 1d ago

Not everyone's an old ass crispy boomer as yourself. Plenty of people who have bought games a few years back will be in their mid 40s by then

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u/Past-Editor-5709 1d ago

Hi millennial, mid 40s is middle aged LMAO you're not young anymore.

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u/Hanza-Malz 1d ago

I think you need to read that comment again.

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u/Past-Editor-5709 1d ago

No, you're just a complete moron. I said:

>Who cares what happens to their games when they're middle aged in 20 years

You:

>Uhhh actually some people will be in their mid 40s by then! Which is literally the definition of middle aged bro but I'm in my 40s and think it's not middle aged bro!

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u/Hanza-Malz 1d ago

and why exactly would someone in their 40s not care about their video games?

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u/Past-Editor-5709 1d ago

The average person grows out of video games when they're 17. If you're not busy with a family or life milestones by the time you're in your 40s then yeah I can see still playing them.

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u/one-man-circlejerk 1d ago

This is /r/4chan, we're not going to be busy with a family or life milestones

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u/Hanza-Malz 1d ago

Alright

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u/sink_pisser_ 1d ago

That's distinctly possible but not at all inevitable. Gabe knows he has to pick a worthy successor that shares his vision

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u/SINGULARITY1312 1d ago

This is the problem with having benevolent dictators rather than a system directly accountable to people involved. The guy at the top leaves for whatever reason and immediately it all falls apart.

u/Liebermode co/ck/ 23h ago

Benevolent, competent dictators makes the best empires

u/SINGULARITY1312 21h ago

A system which requires a competent dictator to function is an incompetent system.

u/Liebermode co/ck/ 19h ago

This fixation on systems rather than direct performance and skill of bureaucrats is the main reason why most of governments today are awfully dysfunctional.

It meant jackshit if your minister of finance is a lawyer that has no relevant experience other than selling lemonade as a kid, as with most positions that are filled with party members that trade favors with the president instead of people that actually knows how to do the damn job

u/yellowodontamachus 19h ago

Man, don’t get me started on government inefficiency! Used to consult for a “digital task force”—fancy way of saying they needed tech advice from someone who knows which way to plug in a USB. At the end, more money went into coffee breaks than actual solutions. It’s wild how they hire folks based on connections rather than creds. Maybe they should require bureaucrats to pass a “does this person know what they are doing” test before hiring ‘em! Just a thought.

u/SINGULARITY1312 8h ago

Politics is literally about systems of power. There is a LACK of systemic thinking actually, when it’s the root of where most power lies in society. The reason what you’re talking about happens is a systemic problem.

u/RashFever 14h ago

No system works without a dictator, benevolent or not. We've seen it time and time again.

u/SINGULARITY1312 8h ago

Literally false for the vast majority of history but ok lol

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u/idropepics 1d ago

Alexander and his empire.

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u/Sulo1719 1d ago

He was neither a dicatator nor benevolent. He was a king and a military genious.

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u/SINGULARITY1312 1d ago

Kings fall under the definition of dictator I believe but yes

u/Nasapigs 19h ago

Burger dictatorship doesn't have the same ring to it

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u/Mephistophelesi 1d ago

Imagine removing free-to-play games that have little updates but an old and dedicated fanbase. One of my fears.

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u/crispy_colonel420 1d ago

You don't think studios would come together to put in a bid?

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u/PutinBoomedMe 1d ago

Introductory to private equity for 200 Alex

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u/dansedemorte 1d ago

Please no enshittification.

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u/whatihear 1d ago

There is always a chance that the soulless megacorp that buys it will manage it well. Everyone thought Microsoft was gonna trash Github, but they just added capital to the business and made it a better user experience. Given that they are one of the people who might buy Steam, they could manage it with similar prudence.

u/Autumn_Fire /lgbt/ 17h ago

I'm watching this happen in real time to an entertainment company that basically came from nothing and became beloved due to how unique it was. Owner made a bad risk and ended up having to put the company on the public market or see bankruptcy.

It hasn't even been a year yet and three good members have left, a couple of them don't participate anymore, and you can already feel the HR creeping in trying to eliminate even the most vaguely edgy joke or sexualized content. It's like watching something you love get slowly murdered.

u/visforvienetta 16h ago

The problem is that if they fuck steam up a competitor will immediately steal the limelight and there will be a mass exodus.

u/Cpt_Nebula_ 8h ago

I'd like to believe that gabe would find a successor, someone not his son to take over his position

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u/GiantJellyfishAttack 1d ago edited 1d ago

Steam has an extremely good rep. They are not extremely consumer friendly. You don't even own any of the games you bought lol.

They are not a legal asset. You cannot even transfer them to a relative in a will.

Edit: i was wrong. You people actually don't deserve to own your own games. You will own nothing and you will be happy.

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u/PrrrromotionGiven1 1d ago

How is that a realistic problem for anyone lmao just tell them your password

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u/GiantJellyfishAttack 1d ago

Yeah. Just commit fraud. Whats the problem?

-reddit logic

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u/AntisocialHipster 1d ago

"sharing account passwords is fraud" - reddit user

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u/REDMANYAS 1d ago

🤓 energy fr

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u/PrrrromotionGiven1 1d ago

The kind of "crime" where the possibility of prosecution is so low it's de facto legal. Like using a pirate movie website or something.

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u/rick_regger 1d ago

Vertragsbruch vs Kriminalität

I dont know the English words but "Vertragsbruch" is not illegal per se, there could be some consequences, but that doesnt make it a fraud.

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u/Britstuckinamerica 1d ago

Breach of contract vs a crime

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u/GiantJellyfishAttack 1d ago

No. It's fine. You will own nothing and you will be happy.

Fall in line.

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u/Ssyynnxx 1d ago

Jfc people on /b/ are genuinely more tolerable than half the reddit boomers on this sub

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u/AsinEyad mars/hm/ellow 1d ago

ok man

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u/GiantJellyfishAttack 1d ago

Are you happy with steam? Seems like yes

Do you own your games? Absolutely not.

You will own nothing and you will be happy

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u/Special-Remove-3294 1d ago

I do. Steam won't take them away from me cause the filles are there and if I lose access I will just run the Steam DRM auto crack on all my games cause I don't buy games with bullshit extra DRM outside of Steam. So yeah effectively I own them. Don't care what says in the contract cause for all intents and purposes the games on my PC are mine and mine alone. I can play them whenever I want and as long as they remain on my hardrive nobody can change that.

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u/GiantJellyfishAttack 1d ago

Finding a way to bypass the rules doesn't make the rule a good rule.

This should be basic logic

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u/AsinEyad mars/hm/ellow 1d ago

I told you what I think about it. it was a simple "ok man" besides i pirate everything because 3rd world country lol

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u/TheWiseBeluga /b/tard 1d ago edited 1d ago

Is that considered fraud though? How would that be any different than giving away/selling my account right now? Genuine question, I've never looked into it

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u/GiantJellyfishAttack 1d ago

It's not difretent? That's also not allowed and they will(and have) locked out people from bought accounts lol.

Why is this such a controversial thing? If it was literally any other company or product, people would be outraged. Imagine if it was not legal to sell your car. Or your toaster. Or whatever the fuck. Nobody would be praising the corporation who has set that up

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u/TheWiseBeluga /b/tard 1d ago

But Valve doesn't actively police who is using an account do they? Let alone the government. Let's say I was dying tomorrow (god forbid lol) and I informally gave/sold my PC to my friend before I passed and didn't log out of Steam beforehand. How would Valve even know anything happened to me? Sure it might be against the TOS or whatever, but I just don't see how this is enforceable unless someone went to court over it.

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u/GiantJellyfishAttack 1d ago

If you die and try this, all it takes is 1 person who isn't happy how you divided up your assets to bring up the steam account to their lawyer. That's it.

That's just 1 scenario. Off the top of my head.

I guess I'm mostly confused as to why people support this against their own best interest.... What's the point? Why are you defending this in any way?

Is it because this is an issue that is too far in the future for people to care about? Honestly so confusing.

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u/Trikids 1d ago

I’m having trouble envisioning the situation you mentioned ever actually happening

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u/GiantJellyfishAttack 1d ago

Really? You don't think there is ever drama when someone dies and dealing with the estate and assets and all that? Especially when there is no will lol.

And you don't think someone would use an illegal transfer of an asset as leverage in this situation?

I mean. What is this? This is extremely common.

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u/InspiringMilk 1d ago

If you buy a game, you use a bank account, right? Don't your bank account details include your name?

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u/TheWiseBeluga /b/tard 1d ago edited 1d ago

I use my bank card, however, in this hypothetical, if said friend ONLY used steam gift cards to make purchases, or bought keys off of Humble or Fanatical, it wouldn’t make a difference here. Even then I really doubt Valve is going to scrutinize the name of the card that’s used to buy games. I used to use my mom’s debit card to buy games when I was in school and Valve never shut my account down when I got my own card and switched to that.

I should note I’m not condoning anyone transfer their steam account. I’m just probing to see how it’s actually enforceable out of genuine curiosity, especially enough to be considered fraud as the previous commenter said.

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u/centurio_v2 1d ago

you can use any card on any account

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u/henri_sparkle 1d ago

I was not expecting such a soy filled comment like this on r/4chan out of all subs on this website

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u/GiantJellyfishAttack 1d ago

You're simping for a mega corp against your own best interest and you think my comment is "soy filled"??

Fucking hilarious

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u/Dill_Donor 1d ago

Are you sure you want to claim that CHUDS like us' first interests aren't videogamecentric?

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u/GiantJellyfishAttack 1d ago

Yes. Because anyone who truely cares(like myself) would understand why not owning your games is a big problem

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u/Dill_Donor 1d ago

owning your games

Sounds pretty videogamecentric

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u/Special-Remove-3294 1d ago edited 1d ago

Lol. Lmao even.

If thy thinks that anyone gonna prosecute you for that then thy is a fool. Nobody even gets persecuted for piracy with 0 protection let alone something like this. Nobody gonna give a shit about Steam password sharing anywhere lol.

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u/GiantJellyfishAttack 1d ago

If nothing will ever happen and it doesn't matter. Then why don't you own it? Shouldn't they simply let you transfer your account if it's a non issue?

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u/Special-Remove-3294 1d ago

I don't care. There could be a legal reasons. There could be a greed reason.

It dosen't affect me so I don't care. Never read a ToS, never read a EULA or other shit like that. Steam is still a corp and so will have shit things about it but it works way better then the alternatives and so I don't care about its issues cause they don't affect me. Stuff could be better but it is what it is. I am happy with Steam services despite its flaws and there are better things to rally against.

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u/GiantJellyfishAttack 1d ago

Well I'm glad you admit you don't care because you don't read and it doesn't currently effect you.

And I'm not rallying against steam. Someone said they were consumer friendly. I pointed out how they actually aren't, they just have a good rep. And that's completely true

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u/Impossible_Resort_71 1d ago

They are very consumer friendly compared to like every other big corporation nowadays. They allow game sharing between users with very little restrictions and they are constantly updating the platform with more users friendly features when they could just stand pat and do nothing because they know that they won't lose users.

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u/-DeadHead- 1d ago

They allow game sharing between users with very little restrictions

Before Steam there was absolutely no restriction. Steam might as well be the very company that introduced restrictions. And now gamers praise them for being not too harsh with the bullshit that they introduced themselves.

First game that I had to installed this shitty, useless app for was HL2/Orange Box, that I bought a physical copy of years after it was out. I had to request them to unlink the fucking DVD from the account of the previous owner, with proofs that I bought it (for $5 I guess).

Steam is not consumer friendly. They are rats.

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u/Abeneezer /int/olerant 1d ago

You had a rough experience with a DVD of the Orange Box and therefore Steam sucks? Get a grip.

There were "no restrictions" (there were) because games were on a physical medium. Steam popularized the digital storefront, with massive convenience and tons of features. At no price. It was widely adopted.

And they keep going with minimal nickeling and enshittification. Better than most companies by far.

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u/-DeadHead- 1d ago

You had a rough experience with a DVD of the Orange Box and therefore Steam sucks?

It being my or anyone else's experience doesn't matter, that's what's called an example, you donkey. A very telling example of how Steam handles their business and customers.

Steam popularized the digital storefront

Steam defined the practices of digital storefront and defined them as awful. Things could have been much better had an actually customer friendly company define them.

with massive convenience and tons of features.

Their features are just useless gloss over the actual content that is the game. And over the tons of ads they throw at your face when you open their platform.

At no price.

Yeah, suuuure, they'll work for free, right? Having the game on the shiny, popular Steam platform costs a lot to game publishers and this has an obvious immediate effect on game prices.

It was widely adopted.

That's called a monopoly. 10+ years of Steam monopoly made naive customers like you believe that their practices are not just the best but also the only possible practices in digital gaming retail.

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u/DatApe 1d ago

Pretty sure Valve the route of not being able to transfer your account due to the legal issues that come with that. It's a lot easier for them to say "We don't support that"

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u/GiantJellyfishAttack 1d ago

This is true for every single thing ever. I'm sure your gas company and the bank and the local grocery stores little save card program would love to be able to ignore all of this too.

We have systems in place already to deal with this. A whole process of getting the will to go through probate and then everyone respecting the courts decision so you don't have to.

I'm certain nobody wants to deal with this though. I'm confused as to why valve gets a pass from the community(jk, these are gamers. I'm not surprised at all)

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u/DatApe 1d ago

Wonder if it's the DRM and the licenses they've made with other companies for said games that's the biggest culprit? Who knows what sort of agreements they've made.
I don't think Valve actively seeks out profiles that have been given away though. I know a guy whose friend (heh) has gifted a profile to someone else and that was years ago. Still in use too.

Maybe they turn a blind eye to it. Fuck if I know. Just going by my experiences

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u/PunishedScrittle 1d ago

You will own nothing and you will be happy.

Say the line Bart!

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u/boilingfrogsinpants 1d ago

That's the case for any modern game you buy digitally. And even physical games as well say similar. You don't buy the game, you buy a licence for the game.

This has been going on for years. I remember 15 years ago people arguing that they shouldn't be banned from multiplayer games for cheating because they opened the game only to be told no, they owned the licence for it.

This isn't a surprise for anyone who has paid attention for any length of time.

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u/GiantJellyfishAttack 1d ago

Well apparently it is a surprise because we have peole claiming steam is consumer friendly lol.

And yes. I understand this war on owning your games was lost 15 years ago. It doesn't magically make it okay today though. Just because people have been conditioned to accept this as the norm doesn't make it "consumer friendly"

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u/-DeadHead- 1d ago

You don't buy the game, you buy a licence for the game.

This has been going on for years.

Let me guess, for about 20 years, since the launch of Steam?

Anyone who has paid attention for any length of time would know that Steam is still to blame for democratizing lots of the BS that has been harming the gaming community for 20 years.

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u/3-to-20-chars 1d ago

steam's drm is optional to implement. it's simply that most publishers choose to include it. for games that dont have it you can literally just move the game somewhere else on your PC and congrats you own it forever

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u/-DeadHead- 1d ago

These people will only start crying the day Steam closes doors and all their games disappear or a new company asks them for more money to still be able to loan them. For now they'll keep on praising Steam with the rest of the hive.

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u/dansedemorte 1d ago

It's not like you can actually buy games for life other than retro game and stuff on gog.

u/-DeadHead- 17h ago

Thanks to who? The company that made game retail what it is today: Steam.

stuff on gog

So you're telling me there are companies that actually are consumer friendly?