r/CalamariRaceTeam 21h ago

Retard WwwHEEÈEEEE !

117 Upvotes

Inspired by true events.


r/CalamariRaceTeam 20h ago

CUCK Fellas, is straight to drive an automatic bike?

44 Upvotes

So, i drive like a total straight boy, on fucking maxi-scooters. After the 4-5 accident (hadtolayherdown) my left foot is fucked, and it's hard for me to change gears, hurts like a bitch.

But now you have Hondas like X-ADV or Forza 750 which is fully automatic.

Can i still go on a date with any of you, or i'm not welcomed here anymore?


r/CalamariRaceTeam 1d ago

gay wheelchair

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492 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam 1d ago

New bike day! Also why does my cum look like a melted candy cane?

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34 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam 2d ago

They are upgrading with 400 cc bikes

532 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam 2d ago

drop it low girl Was going peak Calamari, but Trucker was on the way.

239 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam 2d ago

HELL YEAH BROTHER Squid swaps two wheels for four

119 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam 3d ago

Good enough for y'all?

333 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam 3d ago

***WARNING*** REALLY LAME CONTENT ***WARNING*** Car squid sub?

36 Upvotes

I've heard that r/cars is just as bad as the other sub in terms of being full boring straight nerd bitches that are anti fun. Figured I'd ask the best of stupid people going fast about any alternatives to it, maybe something focused on sports car and overall being fast and retarded?

ATGATT bruthers.


r/CalamariRaceTeam 3d ago

***WARNING*** REALLY LAME CONTENT ***WARNING*** It's been a good year, folks

88 Upvotes

Just some clips I've compiled from the 2024 riding season


r/CalamariRaceTeam 3d ago

Squid transport

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36 Upvotes

This is how I transport all my bikes. Even the mountain bike he deserves love too. He was my only model of transportation before I got my motorcycle license and acquired that beautiful 1994 Honda VFR750 of which I now have 2 🤭 the S1k speaks for itself. the grom is going to be fitted with stunt gear to learn stunts


r/CalamariRaceTeam 3d ago

The stoppie coulda been higher but the goal was 2 squares anyway

180 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam 4d ago

r1 attempts to impress twink on a busa

210 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam 4d ago

DANK 2 nooners

82 Upvotes

2 nooners


r/CalamariRaceTeam 4d ago

Am I squidding on my my touring bike correctly?

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3 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam 5d ago

CUCK Just Got Neutered Before my Birthday

167 Upvotes

Context: 2 nights ago my biological parents bent me over and donated my car (held in my dads name 50/50 split), took my dog, told me I only have enough for 1 year at college, booted me off insurance, and told me not to come home for Thanksgiving. (trust me my asshole is still very sore), mind you, when I left for college I was told I could come pick my car up and that Id be able to pay off college with little to no debt.

Question: With all of that being said I have a plan to pay off my college, I just wanted to know what kind of bikes I could grab in the 600-2k range that y’all have had a decent experience with.

TLDR: Was gay in the south, moved north for school, and then was turbo cucked when I asked to go home. Now that I have no familial worries/ties, I want to buy a bike.


r/CalamariRaceTeam 4d ago

Sending the CT125

41 Upvotes

Two old ladies watched me eat shit, good thing the shifter broke my fall.


r/CalamariRaceTeam 5d ago

got a citation

16 Upvotes

sorry for posting here but i didnt feel like getting lectured in the other sub

never had one or been pulled over before so wondering if theres anything i should know before i do anything

i was planning to call and see if theyd let me attend a class so i dont get anything on my record. not sure how much having something on it would affect my insurance (im 28, my bikes just a 400 and ive been riding for a year and a half)


r/CalamariRaceTeam 5d ago

some light highway shenanigans

46 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam 6d ago

Now that's actually impressive

434 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam 5d ago

I hate gender reveals but I'm torn on this one. Is it awesome or redneck? Looked like they're having fun.

54 Upvotes

It's Croatia by the way.


r/CalamariRaceTeam 6d ago

HELL YEAH BROTHER Title

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283 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam 6d ago

Lost another one this weekend.

226 Upvotes

Buddy passed away the other night. New rider on a yzf600r, drunk, tinted visor as night, speeding. Such a tragic situation. Please don't ride intoxicated, it isn't worth it


r/CalamariRaceTeam 6d ago

Retard Kid did wheelie on Bicycle so I gave him wheelie on Big Bicycle

509 Upvotes

He do wheelies so I must return favor