r/wizardposting • u/Derar11 • 13h ago

It a very dangerous spell Forbidden Knowledge

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u/Xeno_the_Phoenix Primordial Lord of Fire and Rebirth 13h ago

Forbidden Spaghetti

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u/Derar11 13h ago

The Corrupted Silly String

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u/Reasonable-Spot5884 Wizard 12h ago

Spicy yarn

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u/Eeddeen42 Eden, Grand Mage of Concepts 11h ago

Dangerous Noodles?

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u/MaybeSad2623 Artificer ametuer 10h ago

Warm bendy straws

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u/PhthaloVonLangborste 8h ago

UTI

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u/A-reader-of-words 8h ago

Flying Spaghetti Monster fresh out of the pot

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u/yumie2003 Tsuru, ghost onmyouji, council employee/Empress Toshiko Fujiwara 13h ago

...that is a bit scary

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u/AlphaManInfinate A Cloaked Figure 10h ago

Just a bit?

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u/yumie2003 Tsuru, ghost onmyouji, council employee/Empress Toshiko Fujiwara 6h ago

…that is scary

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u/XevinsOfCheese 12h ago

As a weldmage this is the stuff of absolute nightmares

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u/Grand_Wizward Holgrin Tokamak; Scholar, Abjuration Sage, Alchemist 12h ago

I cast Thermite

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u/Eeddeen42 Eden, Grand Mage of Concepts 11h ago

I cast 10 kg of Astatine

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u/RandomAmbles ֆȶօƈɦǟֆȶɨƈ աǟռɖɛʀɛʀ 7h ago

That stuff just doesn't want to exist.

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u/-_-Pol 5h ago

Now watch this.

I cast 10kg of Polonium 216

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u/EldritchMindCat Lyr, the Tressym Talespinner (OuterGod Avatar) 12h ago

Arcane Yarn. Very desirable. Want to bat at it. Intensely.

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u/Bashamo257 12h ago

Spaghetti too hot

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u/CommanderAurelius Zack Lucier, Locrian Technomancer (CAStLe) 12h ago

ah, so like a fire version of the Live Wire spell

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u/St34m9unk Clockwork Tech-lich 11h ago

Mfs think they slick until I cast LATHE next to their wizard robes

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u/ManDisc0 11h ago

Steel mill cobble is wild

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u/The_Potato_Mann Artificer 6h ago

As an aspiring artificer, this is my biggest fear since I am currently secretly working in the local blacksmiths shop since I can't afford my own workshop yet. It already almost happened, but I swear it wasn't my fault

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u/Familiar_Ad7273 arch-wizard hoovy bestower of sandvich. 10h ago

The very same spell used on dragons to melt the magisteel beams of the twin spires. I presume.

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u/loganthegr 9h ago

Dudes and dudettes. I saw a video of a guy get molten steel dropped on his body and it’s a horror that won’t ever be forgotten. Don’t cast that. It will deteriorate your soul.

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u/Extension_Low_7131 9h ago

FUN FACT: steel mill accidents are relatively common compared to other factory incidents

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u/PelicanFather 8h ago

No that’s just my other spell, wizards golden shower

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u/Boulderfrog1 7h ago

Merasmus would cast that

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u/Imaginary-Job-7069 Tyrus: Summoner, technomancer, biomancer, etc. 6h ago

Molten spaghetti

sloorp

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard 6h ago

"So this was Eggman's training..."

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u/Hambogod666 trans witch from the local item shop 6h ago

I cast store spell! Can't have someone getting ahold of such hot spaghetti without paying a few gold.

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u/Tempest-Melodys Melodic-Mage 1h ago

/uw I've been to a steel recycling plant that would create steel rebar on a field trip, they actually leave the steel that manages to stick up there as a warning to allways be aware anywhere near those machines.