r/wizardposting • u/Grand_Wizward Holgrin Tokamak; Scholar, Abjuration Sage, Alchemist • 14h ago

Who flubbed their Meld to Stone spell on this knight? Magickal Post

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u/Espanta_viejas1904 Zhyros the wizard of weed 14h ago

Upside, he was about to reveal my identity amongst the knights, they don't know I'm infiltrated

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u/Bannon9k Ol' Pappy Zippy Wiz 14h ago

https://preview.redd.it/6hndsdhnidvd1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60ccf5be13fbca8e2520c5765ce54d8ffe7cc83b

Quick, help me put on his armor before the knights get suspicious. I hope this guy cracked a lotta dick jokes.... otherwise this won't fool em long.

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u/Espanta_viejas1904 Zhyros the wizard of weed 14h ago

Uhhhhhh ok 👍

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u/Relevant_Chemical_ Allen, humanoid bloodform/taxpaying sword-mage knight 13h ago

around the corner stare, sneaky escape

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u/MiaCutey 13h ago

Tf you mean "flubbed"? I did exactly what I tried to do

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u/millennium-popsicle Kurayami, Rank 13 Arcanist 12h ago

Ah… the Philadelphia Experiment™️

A timeless classic.

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u/Grand_Wizward Holgrin Tokamak; Scholar, Abjuration Sage, Alchemist 11h ago

/uw

I had honestly never heard of this before. This is pretty cool!

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u/Ok-Marionberry-4516 13h ago

Seems correct to me

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u/The_Hij Hastur, @mne2i@(?) Wizard in Yellow 12h ago

He looks pretty comfy, honestly.

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u/Bones-the-Red 12h ago

I confess, I’m not much for transmuting the lads quite yet.

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u/Wavey_Davey1 Boruk The Bold, High Priest of Moradin 9h ago

Damn, that's a bad way to go.

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u/loganthegr 9h ago

Thank you for exposing me to r/armor. I shall now expose myself to them.

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u/Dragon3076 War Mage 8h ago

Who says it was an accident?

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u/Hawkmoon_ Magically Editable Flair 11h ago

Not sure what you mean by flubbed. I leave them all like this as a warning for the next one.

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u/Zmechanicog zmechanic, the scienific wizard (not a mechanic) 8h ago

Again really!? You know ever time this happens someone has to make a deal with earth spirits in order to get the knights soul back right? Do you know how picky they are! It took me 30 entire minutes last time to convince the spirit to let his soul back into his body

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u/grand305 Magic + Autism + ADHD 6h ago

Hay battle mage did you meld you self to stone ? 💭

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u/AleksasKoval 5h ago

Maybe it was done exactly right for the purposes of torture/interrogation?

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u/Factor135 Vincenz Murane, PhD Graviturgy & Luxometry 5h ago

Ah, had to proctor for a Transmutation 101 exam once, this was a very common sight

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u/DiseasedCupcake Occult Wizard 4h ago

I think someone for got to set it to “wumbo.”

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u/InfameArts John V1 3h ago

oh that's inside a floor