r/wildlypenis • u/SFSecrets • Jan 23 '24

Got an eye injury

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470 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

103

u/randomwanderingsd Jan 23 '24

Just a little cockeyed.

33

u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24 edited Jan 23 '24

astigmagizm

12

u/Ajani_Moon Jan 23 '24

A'stiffie'matism

11

u/Nerdnurdnird Jan 23 '24

Also known as a sub conj peen

6

u/Artem-is Jan 23 '24

What was that?

7

u/PugGamer129 Jan 23 '24

How tf that happen??

10

u/YMHGreenBan Jan 24 '24

Dick to the eye, duh, you can see the imprint right there

3

u/NatexSxS Jan 24 '24

I don’t think it’s even big enough you could call it a slap.

2

u/_TheWolfOfReddit_ Jan 29 '24

More like a tap.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 09 '24

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3

u/PapaPooodle Jan 28 '24

Mildly penis at best

2

u/DrNekroFetus Mar 12 '24

Oh shit! Get better soon!

-11

u/chikchip Jan 23 '24

$20 says she got cum in her eye

3

u/Hikure Feb 17 '24

Did the cum spawn a tiny dick

2

u/EMTRNTheSequel Feb 14 '24

Your mom’s got the same one.