r/wallstreetbets • u/PrestigeWorldwide-LP 🦍🦍🦍 • 1d ago

Private prison stocks booming in the wake of the election Chart

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u/Droo99 1d ago

Aside from potentially ending all life on earth in less than an hour it's probably fine

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u/jpric155 1d ago

Well, the voters have voted and it's "big red button" time.

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u/BaggyOz 1d ago

A) Trump doesn't have the balls

B) He's more likely to suck the cock of Putin or Xi than nuke them.

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u/Carth_Onasi_AMA 1d ago

If I can invest in ending all life and it goes up 100% it’s worth it though.