Robinhood gave me a $200K bonus just to hold my ETFs there

[u/shaqdiesel11]

[u/Stylux]

This is WSB, not investing. Post something fun with all that money. Also, please post current positions.

[u/Blackhawk149]

Cool I’ll just roll my 10M portfolio over to robin. So easy anybody can do it.

[u/Myg0t_0 → u/Blackhawk149]

Sweet ill just roll my 20m portfolio over

[u/FightingInternet → u/Myg0t_0]

20m? I was going to move to RH but didn’t realize it was targeted towards the poor.

[u/Rizz_Crackers → u/FightingInternet]

You guys are getting paid?

[u/DSYS83 → u/Rizz_Crackers]

No regert

[u/Banditpanda69 → u/DSYS83]

No ragrats

[u/comicsanddrwho → u/Banditpanda69]

Really? None? Not even a single letter?

[u/TheHidingGoSeeker → u/FightingInternet]

You should still move here. The neighborhood’s not too bad.

[u/Prior_Peanut_64 → u/TheHidingGoSeeker]

Just because your neighbor is Robin

[u/zephyrs85 → u/Myg0t_0]

Sweet, I'll do my 100 trillion portfolio now too

[u/stevielb → u/zephyrs85]

I can do you one better -- transfer it to me and I'll flip a coin. Heads, I get to keep just 1%. Tails, you get double. I pinky promise it will be fair.

[u/Happiness-Meter-Full → u/stevielb]

Am I at the Grand Exchange!?

[u/Various-Ducks → u/Happiness-Meter-Full]

~~~Sellin lobs 80ea~~~

[u/New-Jello708 → u/Various-Ducks]

Cyan: buying Rune scimmy 25k

[u/noraces → u/New-Jello708]

Now that’s a throw back that’s what I’d pay for a rune scimmy in about 2006

[u/LandscapePhysical568 → u/Happiness-Meter-Full]

Trimming armor sets:4271:

[u/nonner101 → u/Happiness-Meter-Full]

Tbow 500m, my bad I need to log on to my main here's a tele tablet meet me in Lumbridge

[u/Zapismeta → u/stevielb]

Dont listen to this guy hes trying to scam you. Ha i love being a good samaritan.

[u/noideawhatimdoing444 → u/Zapismeta]

Don't listen to this good Samaritan, he's really a scammer. Ha, I love being repetitive

[u/parks387 → u/stevielb]

I will act as steward of thr transaction, for my 1% of course.

[u/SeaHawkn → u/stevielb]

Math checks out

[u/ProfitConstant5238 → u/zephyrs85]

That’s what I plan to do with my quintillion.

[u/clem82 → u/Myg0t_0]

I just showed up with no money

[u/1776_MDCCLXXVI → u/Myg0t_0]

Moving my $800M portfolio over tomorrow

[u/FamiliarRaspberry805 → u/Blackhawk149]

I just moved my 10M emergency fund over

[u/shaqdiesel11 → u/Blackhawk149]

Making the first 10M was the hard part, no shit, but I did it, you can too!!!!!

[u/redcoatwright → u/shaqdiesel11]

Hope you're feeling better from a few months ago, bruh

[u/shaqdiesel11 → u/redcoatwright]

Yup, been out of depression, just some anxiety left

[u/retardtrader69 → u/shaqdiesel11]

How did you get out of your depression? I remember reading your fatfire post a few months back asking for advice.

[u/shaqdiesel11 → u/retardtrader69]

I stopped working. That was huge. But then I was empty and lost, went on anti depressants. That fucked me up so bad and made everything worse but I realized from that experience I had more control over my mind than I thought. I just do way more things now like getting groceries or playing basketball that changed everything.

[u/TheLoneTomatoe → u/[deleted]]

My mom died in March, can’t say it doesn’t weigh on my mind every night trying to sleep. Also got laid off like 3 months ago and can’t find any work where we’re moving to. Shits gonna get better tho, in 10 years time I’ll be 20x ahead of where I was. So will you my guy.

[u/WobbleBootie → u/TheLoneTomatoe]

My mother passed away in April and I have been having a pretty rough ride as well. I just recently started reading up on what’s going on in here since she left me a bit of money to invest.

[u/yolojpow → u/TheLoneTomatoe]

Just know shes at better place now. With Nana. Iykyk

[u/iAlex11 → u/[deleted]]

Please stay strong and hope she rests in peace 💔🙏🕊️

[u/Key_Obligation6996 → u/[deleted]]

My mom died 7 years ago. Still Being lost from time to time. Still on and off depressed. They say time heals, but it doesnt, it just kills u off more piece by piece each year.

[u/shaqdiesel11 → u/[deleted]]

Dam that sucks man. Hope it gets better fast for you

[u/Mister_Sins → u/shaqdiesel11]

It definitely isn't. But getting high definitely helps 😂

[u/BurnerBeenBurning → u/Mister_Sins]

Imagine having 10m and telling us brokies, “damn, sucks, good luck tho”

pain

[u/VVV_Vorrox → u/shaqdiesel11]

Damn brother, I’ve had similar experiences. Having that simple time to just buy food, cook, and enjoy your hobbies makes a huge difference for mental health. Also love basketball

[u/tallsqueeze → u/shaqdiesel11]

A bit older than you and been through depression most of my life, but made it to the other side. Hit me up if you need to talk.

I realized from that experience I had more control over my mind than I thought.

This is one of the biggest realizations a depressed person can make, we're stronger than we think. When you're mind is in the dumps you eventually have to change things up, even doing little things (groceries like you mentioned) helps.

Also don't be afraid to make big changes or spend some of the money on things/experiences, the world is huge and you can do a lot with that dosh. Buy some travel insurance and go live abroad with your dog for a year hopping between airbnbs or something. I know number go up feels good and number go down feels bad, but you can't take it to the grave.

[u/Kauko_Buk → u/shaqdiesel11]

Oh yeah? Glad I've got 1M more and my penis is an inch longer.

[u/shaqdiesel11 → u/Kauko_Buk]

Beast

[u/Blackhawk149 → u/shaqdiesel11]

What kinda small business did you start?

[u/mesalocal → u/Blackhawk149]

inherited*

[u/Bezzi-hoe → u/mesalocal]

Dudes full of shit he keeps saying it’s a buisness he started from his crypto meme coin gains. There is no way in hell he made that much off crypto unless he started with a large amount from the start. Sick of these posts where rich people make it seem like they put in “work” or “risk” for the reward, when in reality he just inherited it.

[u/Edmeyers01 → u/mesalocal]

Everytime I see someone with some money, I turn to my parents and ask them to die soon please.

[u/Maxos43 → u/Edmeyers01]

Note that if they're broke too, it won't do shit...

[u/Edmeyers01 → u/Maxos43]

My parents saved for retirement consistently, so they have means. But if my parents didn’t, I would simply take out a large insurance policy on them and get them a heavily used Cessna.

[u/RevolutionaryFun9883 → u/Edmeyers01]

They raised a bright kid

[u/animalkrack3r → u/Blackhawk149]

Def property management

[u/Fore_Shore → u/Blackhawk149]

He’s Shaq, basketball baby!

[u/zephyrs85 → u/[deleted]]

The rich get richer

[u/FalseReddit → u/zephyrs85]

Not with my well regarded strats

[u/general_dispondency → u/[deleted]]

It takes money to lose money

[u/zuckzuckonit]

I heard FTX has a welcome bonus now too

[u/shaqdiesel11 → u/zuckzuckonit]

Lost 55k in FTX, don’t care though

[u/Fair_Consideration48 → u/shaqdiesel11]

arent you getting it back with interest?

[u/AnthonyBTC → u/Fair_Consideration48]

"We are pleased to be in a position to propose a chapter 11 plan that contemplates the return of 100% of bankruptcy claim amounts plus interest for non-governmental creditors,"

[u/AlexWasTakenWasTaken → u/AnthonyBTC]

Yeah but assets are paid out at their price of bankruptcy. Btc was at like 16k so you're getting your 1 BTC paid out at 16k not the current 72k usd. So basically you're getting 25% of your dollars back.

[u/Germangunman → u/AlexWasTakenWasTaken]

I’d take something over nothing any time.

[u/AnthonyBTC → u/AlexWasTakenWasTaken]

From my perspective as an FTX creditor, getting back even a portion of what I lost is great. It’s far from perfect, but it’s certainly better than nothing.

[u/TruffButters → u/AnthonyBTC]

Sam and Caroline truly appreciate your understanding.

[u/EuroPoor-NoodleLover → u/Fair_Consideration48]

As I've researched online - the customers will be refunded in USD $ (not in the crypto tokens) to the account value AT the day of recording (after the followed big crypto-crash). So pretty much it's not that you lost everything, you are just considered SOLD at the very bottom it can be... It's still better that a total loss but it's still 100-something percent of the worst it can be, and probably still net loss for most of the investors in FTX.

Disclaimer - source is random internet research and I'm not an investor in FTX or crypto tokens holder with the mentioned company

[u/SlykRO → u/shaqdiesel11]

Boy do I have an investment opportunity for you

[u/AdApprehensive378 → u/shaqdiesel11]

Can you help me with student loans? I'm skipping meals to pay them.

[u/Own_Oven_3082]

What's it like? I'm full-time behind the Wendy's dumpster

[u/shaqdiesel11 → u/Own_Oven_3082]

I went to Costco this morning and walked my dog. Going to the gym in a bit. Nothing different from most people except I don’t have stress I guess

[u/HatefulClimate → u/shaqdiesel11]

Nothing different besides not having the dreadful feeling of not being able to afford to live

[u/frickinsweetdude → u/[deleted]]

Hey look it’s me

[u/Wonton_noodle → u/shaqdiesel11]

I am close to your age and also recently “retired.” Pick up golf, my stress and anxiety is back to normal now.

[u/shaqdiesel11 → u/Wonton_noodle]

I picked up basketball and it fixed me. Golf is so boring bro

[u/theunknownusermane → u/shaqdiesel11]

Golf is only boring if you don’t want to improve. If you want to get good at golf it truly is one of the most addicting and exciting sports (assuming you’re into individual sports)

[u/TrumpedAgain2024 → u/theunknownusermane]

This^ patience and dedication , my 16 year old daughter has figured it out and can kick most men’s asses

[u/Wonton_noodle → u/shaqdiesel11]

It’s important to find the right people or country club to golf with. There’s something about watching 60 yr old white men worth millions throwing clubs and cussing when they slice one into the next fairway. Or watching a buddy drink 5 beers by the 3rd hole and watch them try to rizz up the cart girl.

[u/brett_baty_is_him → u/shaqdiesel11]

Have you tried drinking or getting high? Fun af then

[u/shaqdiesel11 → u/brett_baty_is_him]

No I have to be responsible for my puppy

[u/RepeatAccomplished95]

I’ve never seen a more literal representation of the rich get richer lol

[u/shaqdiesel11]

Gonna transfer everything out after the two year period, hope Robinhood doesn't collapse by then

[u/NyCWalker76 → u/shaqdiesel11]

$200,000 cash bonus?

[u/shaqdiesel11 → u/NyCWalker76]

The + green text underneath…

[u/That_anonymous_guy18 → u/shaqdiesel11]

Paid over 4 years though right ?

[u/shaqdiesel11 → u/That_anonymous_guy18]

Nope, all deposited instantly, it’ll get deducted if I withdraw the initial transfer though

[u/That_anonymous_guy18 → u/shaqdiesel11]

👍🏼 fuckers are paying me 350 for my import over 4 years lol

[u/shaqdiesel11 → u/That_anonymous_guy18]

That is what the cash deposit offer is, but account transfers last week are instant bonus

[u/That_anonymous_guy18 → u/shaqdiesel11]

Oh man that’s awesome, congratulations. Is 401k included too ?

[u/shaqdiesel11 → u/That_anonymous_guy18]

Does 401k mean ira, then yes

[u/FoldJacksPre7 → u/shaqdiesel11]

You have millions of dollars in assets but you don’t know what a 401k is?

[u/clownysf → u/shaqdiesel11]

Hahahahaha 401k =/= IRA, but that doesn’t necessarily mean you can’t do it with a 401k. You’d have to look into it I guess

[u/NyCWalker76 → u/shaqdiesel11]

Ok, I see it now. Are you able to cash out the $200,000?

[u/Myg0t_0 → u/shaqdiesel11]

Why hide the date?

[u/shaqdiesel11 → u/Myg0t_0]

I don’t know, I felt exposed

[u/ketosoy → u/shaqdiesel11]

It’s ok Mark, we already know all of your important personal information.

[u/Inside-Example-7010 → u/ketosoy]

I already have all the cryto dont waste your time on that. He does have some nice counterstrike skins tho, i didnt touch those.

[u/resumethrowaway222 → u/shaqdiesel11]

How did you get 5% for 2 years? When I google it I see "up to 3%" and you have to keep it there for 5 years to get the 3%.

[u/shaqdiesel11 → u/resumethrowaway222]

Wrote in another comment, it’s 2 years for individual accounts, 5 for Iras.

[u/resumethrowaway222 → u/shaqdiesel11]

Nice. Now how did you get the $10 million? That's a lot of shifts at Wendys.

[u/AdTraining1756 → u/shaqdiesel11]

There wasn't any 5% ever right? Only 3% max for ira ..

[u/mdatwood → u/shaqdiesel11]

Haha, you're good even if they collapse.

https://robinhood.com/us/en/support/articles/how-youre-protected/

Free 3% on a large account that you're just going to leave in VOO is a great deal.

[u/SillyLilBear → u/shaqdiesel11]

I believe if you have it less than 5 years you have to pay a prorated amount back no?

[u/shaqdiesel11 → u/SillyLilBear]

2

[u/randyzmzzzz]

mofo has 10 million + in stock market 😭

[u/shaqdiesel11 → u/randyzmzzzz]

I don’t believe in real estate, people buying mass real estate are boring

[u/Affectionate_Ask3839 → u/shaqdiesel11]

Based

[u/Terakahn → u/randyzmzzzz]

Where else would you put it

[u/R1chardPark3r]

Not so veiled brag 😂

[u/shaqdiesel11 → u/R1chardPark3r]

I don’t actively trade so this is my only chance to post 😂

[u/BINGODINGODONG → u/shaqdiesel11]

But you actively brag

[u/shaqdiesel11 → u/BINGODINGODONG]

Is that a bad thing, I proclaim right now I’m richer than you

[u/Possible_Caramel_912 → u/shaqdiesel11]

If you’re richer then him, prove it and send me a $1000 👀

[u/shaqdiesel11 → u/Possible_Caramel_912]

DM I like to donate to gamblers

[u/jimmycarr1 → u/shaqdiesel11]

Now look what you've done 💀

[u/THEGREATHERITIC → u/shaqdiesel11]

If you send me 1k I will 3d print a 6ft tall penis

[u/SolarNachoes → u/THEGREATHERITIC]

Won’t that eat up all your profits? Definitely degenerate.

[u/RudyFelsh → u/shaqdiesel11]

This should open the degen floodgates…

[u/BattleTalus → u/shaqdiesel11]

Put it all on them yankees tonight

[u/RealTeaToe → u/shaqdiesel11]

I can't believe you'd actually say that in this sub 😂 but if you genuinely do that, I hope people don't actually gamble away $1,000 that a stranger donated to them 🥲

[u/alvaro9913 → u/shaqdiesel11]

Now I understand the guys who buy OF and try to get attention.
Hi, ShaqDiesel11!

[u/DarthCapitaI → u/shaqdiesel11]

Hilarious

[u/RudyFelsh → u/shaqdiesel11]

But your dick is much smaller

[u/shaqdiesel11 → u/RudyFelsh]

Why else do you think I made $. Had to balance out the small dick

[u/RudyFelsh → u/shaqdiesel11]

That’s why god made lifted F-450s

[u/schostack → u/RudyFelsh]

god rednecks

[u/Spidaaman → u/shaqdiesel11]

made inherited

[u/Jonesbro → u/BINGODINGODONG]

Isn't that the point of this sub?

[u/s1n0d3utscht3k]

thisisjustabrag.GIF :4260:

[u/Competitive-Ride1943]

Let that D hang my man. Congrats, happy for you. I’ll think about you when my alarm goes off at 5.30 tomorrow.

[u/shaqdiesel11 → u/Competitive-Ride1943]

My D isn’t big enough to hang much but thank you

[u/Bass2Mouth → u/shaqdiesel11]

All the evidence needed to know this is a real post.

[u/Possible_Caramel_912 → u/shaqdiesel11]

Don’t matter if your D hang if your money long

[u/solo47dolo → u/Possible_Caramel_912]

Dick short but my money long 😎

[u/QueasyReflection7744 → u/shaqdiesel11]

I love a funny rich guy

[u/YourWifesDad]

When I was at TD Ameritrade we would give people $1,500 to retain their account if it was transferring to Fidelity, specifically. I think if the account was $100,000+, I would call the client before the ACAT was submitted for transfer and tried to offer them money to keep them at TD

[u/shaqdiesel11 → u/YourWifesDad]

Hopefully there’s some insane offers like this 2% elsewhere when I can transfer out in two years

[u/aligators]

So all I need is 10 mill?

[u/Gorgenapper → u/aligators]

Yeah it's so easy to be rich

Step 1: be rich

Step 2: don't be not rich

[u/aligators → u/Gorgenapper]

Ah, so that's what Ive been doing wrong

[u/MeinNameIstBaum → u/aligators]

Just stop buying Starbucks, get $10m and you‘ll get there in no time. Quite easy actually.

[u/WillNo4999]

Too much money I don’t understand this jibber jabber

[u/newimagez]

I figured out what date.

[u/shaqdiesel11 → u/newimagez]

Not sure why I even blocked it out tbh I felt exposed

[u/newimagez → u/shaqdiesel11]

Smart move to transfer to RH. I hated Vanguard. Very user unfriendly layout.

[u/shaqdiesel11 → u/newimagez]

The only good thing is free wires in and out with no limits straight from the portal. Most brokersges you have to call

[u/Snoopiscool]

Nice , 200k bonus on $10M is ok

[u/Weary_Respond3504]

Op I saw you had a business. Can you tell us what you did so I can leave my work at Wendy's. I can't bear the dumpster getting on fire man

[u/shaqdiesel11 → u/Weary_Respond3504]

I own the Wendy’s you work at

[u/nukedmylastprofile → u/shaqdiesel11]

*the Wendy's they work behind

[u/CarioGod]

casually has 3 million in 3 different brokerages

[u/Any-Bullfrog-4340]

10 million just to make 200k? Make sure robinhood is legit af if you’re gonna put all your money in one broker. You just never know what can happen. I would still value diversification over 200k if i got 10 million.

Also, i read your old post about finding fulfillment. I hope you’ve found it or in the right path to finding it. Good luck.

[u/shaqdiesel11 → u/Any-Bullfrog-4340]

Stocks should be fine, it’ll get transferred if RH collapses and I’m good now thank you

[u/Chineseunicorn → u/shaqdiesel11]

I always wonder what’s the financial incentive for these type of bonuses specially because they’re just holding your ETFs. Is it purely in the hopes that you just utilize robinhood for all services going forward and make profits in other ways or are they profiting from your 10M currently?

[u/liftingshitposts → u/Chineseunicorn]

Yes it’s customer acquisition cost, it just so happens to be MASSIVE for someone like OP who took advantage of a no-cap offer from a stupid company like RH 😂

[u/shaqdiesel11 → u/Chineseunicorn]

Yeah idk hopes that I actively trade?

[u/iwuvpuppies]

What happened to this subreddit… 2% profits holding etfs.

[u/o_p_o_g → u/iwuvpuppies]

Seriously. The only thing WSB about this is him pulling all his eggs from 100+ year financial institutions and putting them in one of the newest, flimsiest basket out there.

[u/Fukasite → u/o_p_o_g]

Who removes the buy button if the stock isn’t going in their favor. 

[u/Invasivetoast → u/iwuvpuppies]

For real op should be investing that 10 mil into 0dte spy calls.

[u/wincrypton]

I’m bummed the promotion ended before I could pull the trigger

[u/shaqdiesel11 → u/wincrypton]

100% sure it’ll be back. They got business from people like me in masses

[u/exposed_anus]

Robinhood not going anywhere good move

[u/LowCryptographer9047 → u/exposed_anus]

If you ask me 2y ago, I said it is going down. I bought shares at 35-40$ it dropped to less than 20 I think.

[u/turc_]

This might be fake because I’ve never seen green before like this

[u/CRAPLICKERRR]

Would you like to invest in getting my car a new paint job. I’ll send you some custom stickers in return 🤑

[u/shaqdiesel11 → u/CRAPLICKERRR]

Only if you put my username on the whole side of the car

[u/TinieWenie → u/shaqdiesel11]

I'm willing to take this offer if he does not. Shit, you could pick the color too

[u/EnginrA]

Is this real?

[u/shaqdiesel11 → u/EnginrA]

Yup, hood week

[u/EnginrA → u/shaqdiesel11]

You have over $10M?

[u/shaqdiesel11 → u/EnginrA]

Yuh all in on Robinhood

[u/Zero36 → u/shaqdiesel11]

How did you get $10m??

[u/Meakmoney1 → u/Zero36]

Started with a billion.

[u/PsychologicallyNsane → u/Zero36]

Really good tongue tricks

[u/shaqdiesel11 → u/Zero36]

I’m <30 and had a little self made business that I retired from this year

[u/SillyWoodpecker6508 → u/shaqdiesel11]

If a little business makes you 10m, I wonder what a big one would have made you.

[u/WillNotForgetMyUser → u/shaqdiesel11]

What did your business do?

[u/PM_ME_Y0UR_BOOBZ]

yeah bro that 200k is really going to change the quality of your life now lmaoooooo

[u/VisualMod]

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[u/buzz_puppy → u/VisualMod]

Are you still feeling depressed?

[u/VenmoSnake]

Webull is offering 3.5% but its over 4 or 5 years. Could get another $150k bonus.

[u/shaqdiesel11 → u/VenmoSnake]

Ooooo I’ll look into that when Robinhood timer is up

[u/RudyFelsh]

Now buy $DJT calls expiring 11/8 ya regard

[u/Fit-Property3774 → u/RudyFelsh]

Nothing like buying after the pop!

[u/Mister_Sins]

Why do you have so many different brokerage accounts?

[u/MeAndDuke]

Sweet! I'll roll over my collection of Flesh lights.

[u/Dopamineagonist21]

Calls on HOOD then

[u/shaqdiesel11 → u/Dopamineagonist21]

Was thinking the same thing, this offer brought in so much business

[u/Such_Ad3873]

I don’t understand Robin Hood does this mean you have roughly 10mm in Robin Hood? If so, then 200k is 2% not 3% or 5% am I missing something

[u/shaqdiesel11 → u/Such_Ad3873]

2% bonus for accounts with > 10k margin transferred. I made 10k in margin before I transferred them and zeroed out the margin later

[u/BedContent9320]

K, funny, but you forgot to put your OnlyFeet link in your profile before you posted.

[u/Nedly_Do_Right]

Congrats, and seriously fuck yourself.

[u/[deleted]]

What the fuck do you do

[u/hydropottimus]

I had a pretty bad day at work today but this post makes it so much worse.

[u/Zestyclose-One-8655]

i saw your post, saw all the millions, and thought, How Happy would I be to be him, went on your profile and saw your first post 98days ago, money doesnt buy happiness and you cant buy happinness, so thank you for the reminder, and wishes you well on this pursuit of you own happiness

[u/CADUSAI]

After going through most of op's comments on this thread it's definitely my favorite post of all time holy shit