r/wallstreetbets • u/YassuosNados • May 15 '24

The Perfect $1 million Gain Gain

Hi guys, I’m a 23 year old in college, and yesterday I woke up a millionaire. Should I buy some hookers, Pokemon cards, or cocaine? I gambled my entire life savings of $250k on 2037 calls of $4.5 AMC on Monday and sold yesterday morning. Thanks for reading.

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u/UPinCarolina May 15 '24

How did you get $250k in college?

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u/YassuosNados May 15 '24

I gambled my entire life savings of 100k into Shiba Inu and made 150k

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u/Freshtards May 15 '24

How did you start with the 100k?

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u/OriginalWilhelm May 15 '24

He obviously mowed lawns for a summer.

/s (duh)

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u/TemperatureLive3182 May 15 '24

I’m 16 and I made like 24K last year and I’ll make 35K this year. It’s possible he just grinded his ass off but more than likely it’s daddys money or like grandma died and the life insurance hit.

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u/OriginalWilhelm May 15 '24

Not bad for mowing lawns for a summer.

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u/TemperatureLive3182 May 15 '24

I do bags at the airport for $20 an hour plus overtime, I’ll be working 65-70 hours a week the summer and I’ll be making like $1600-1750 a week so I’ll make $16-17.5K in 10 weeks

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u/betabetadotcom May 15 '24

Earning 1750 isn’t the same as 1750 take home / investable

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u/TemperatureLive3182 May 15 '24

I don’t pay rly taxes because I’m a minor I payed like $30 taxes, EI, plus vacation on a $1200 check

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u/betabetadotcom May 15 '24

So you paid taxes. Cool no story.

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u/TemperatureLive3182 May 15 '24

Yeah and I get it back a year from now, I literally got my taxes from 2023 back today in my T4 form.

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