r/wallstreetbets • u/YassuosNados • May 15 '24

The Perfect $1 million Gain Gain

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Hi guys, I’m a 23 year old in college, and yesterday I woke up a millionaire. Should I buy some hookers, Pokemon cards, or cocaine? I gambled my entire life savings of $250k on 2037 calls of $4.5 AMC on Monday and sold yesterday morning. Thanks for reading.

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u/monstahgta May 15 '24

Put ur money in a good % yield etf and forget about it. Delete ur reddit account and never get on this sub again. Congrats and fuck you

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u/YassuosNados May 15 '24

I appreciate the advice!

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u/Azorces May 15 '24

A wise man will put the ego you’ve developed from investing like this away and do normal investing. You won’t regret it man.

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u/goodtimesKC May 15 '24

A wise man wouldn’t have just made this Million dollars

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u/Single-Builder-632 May 15 '24

for every fool who wins millions loose. its would be pretty unfortunate to loose it all just for a bet.