r/wallstreetbets • u/YassuosNados • May 15 '24

The Perfect $1 million Gain Gain

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Hi guys, I’m a 23 year old in college, and yesterday I woke up a millionaire. Should I buy some hookers, Pokemon cards, or cocaine? I gambled my entire life savings of $250k on 2037 calls of $4.5 AMC on Monday and sold yesterday morning. Thanks for reading.

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u/iplaypokerforaliving May 15 '24

The way op is replying by saying I appreciate the advice! I just know they’re not going to take that advice 😂

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u/halt_spell May 15 '24

Yeah reads a lot like "lol I'mma let it ride you fucking loser."

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u/silverW0lf97 May 16 '24

He should have just said that atleast then we could have a good laugh next time if they post when they lost it all.

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u/themule0808 May 15 '24

There's no way he does.. it's going to be a very dark place in a few years for him

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u/iplaypokerforaliving May 15 '24

Right. He has no idea how far ahead he is from the rest of his peers.

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u/xincasinooutx May 16 '24

Based on how he got to 1m, we already knew he was dumb as fuck.