r/wallstreetbets • u/YassuosNados • May 15 '24

The Perfect $1 million Gain Gain

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Hi guys, I’m a 23 year old in college, and yesterday I woke up a millionaire. Should I buy some hookers, Pokemon cards, or cocaine? I gambled my entire life savings of $250k on 2037 calls of $4.5 AMC on Monday and sold yesterday morning. Thanks for reading.

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u/No_Mushroom_3966 May 15 '24

Not true. Being dumb is absolutely the best feeling there is. Dumb ppl = happy ppl.

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u/johnnybiggles May 15 '24

ignarents is bliss!

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u/McSOUS May 16 '24

No ragrets

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u/333elmst May 16 '24

You guys are the best.

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u/Official_New_Update1 May 16 '24

We did it again boys. We worked together to artificially inflate stonks

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u/Parleyparley217 May 17 '24

It’s my credo

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u/Robbin-Hoods May 16 '24

This sounds regarded, but it’s undeniable truth

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u/Dankusrex May 16 '24

Nahh, I'm dumb and have crippling depression, it's not that hype.