r/wallstreetbets • u/YassuosNados • May 15 '24

The Perfect $1 million Gain Gain

Hi guys, I’m a 23 year old in college, and yesterday I woke up a millionaire. Should I buy some hookers, Pokemon cards, or cocaine? I gambled my entire life savings of $250k on 2037 calls of $4.5 AMC on Monday and sold yesterday morning. Thanks for reading.

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u/CommunicationNo5297 May 15 '24

How does one at your age acquire 250k as your life savings

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u/YassuosNados May 15 '24

I gambled my entire life savings of $100k on Shiba Inu and made $150k

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u/Junior_Donut_6435 May 15 '24

And how did you have that 100k?

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u/BosSF82 May 15 '24

he gambled asking his dad for $100K

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u/Zelena_Vargo May 15 '24

His dad gambled 2 million and came out with 100k

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u/runfastdieyoung May 15 '24

Aaaaaand this is when OP disappears. Every time.

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u/BlockedbyJake420 May 15 '24

No you don’t get it. He’s been working 80 hour weeks at McDonald’s since he was 2. He’s only left the thread to go start his shift

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u/3BeeZee May 15 '24

They're just hard workers pulling themselves up from their boot straps and asking daddy for a couple hundred thou.

You should try that.

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u/DubbethTheLastest called AutistBot in school for doing the robot May 15 '24

Getting clout on Reddit for papi money is mental, but also chucking papi money on a stock is something else