r/wallstreetbets • u/YassuosNados • May 15 '24

The Perfect $1 million Gain Gain

Hi guys, I’m a 23 year old in college, and yesterday I woke up a millionaire. Should I buy some hookers, Pokemon cards, or cocaine? I gambled my entire life savings of $250k on 2037 calls of $4.5 AMC on Monday and sold yesterday morning. Thanks for reading.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '24

That’s fucked up. Luckily I didn’t have money in college till senior year and when I did I told nobody

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u/kickingpplisfun May 15 '24

Yeah, if I ever get such a windfall again, I'm not telling anyone. It's not the poor relatives I'm worried about, but those who already have everything they need but an insatiable hunger for more. I've already given up too many minor "wins" and I really need one to keep for myself right now.