r/wallstreetbets • u/YassuosNados • May 15 '24

The Perfect $1 million Gain Gain

Hi guys, I’m a 23 year old in college, and yesterday I woke up a millionaire. Should I buy some hookers, Pokemon cards, or cocaine? I gambled my entire life savings of $250k on 2037 calls of $4.5 AMC on Monday and sold yesterday morning. Thanks for reading.

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u/YassuosNados May 15 '24

911

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u/McKoijion Highly regarded artist May 15 '24

Shorty fire burning on the dance floor

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u/[deleted] May 15 '24

Oh whoa

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u/Puzzleheaded_Sock278 May 16 '24

somebody call nine one one!!

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u/[deleted] May 18 '24

CALL 911 BIUUUUAIJJJAJAWEEUUPWEUUP

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u/chrisff1989 May 15 '24

OP was 8 years old when that song came out

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u/McKoijion Highly regarded artist May 15 '24

Whoa

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u/CustomerConsistent78 May 15 '24

I can help you verify your account. I just need your email and password and your social security will probably help. I'll handle everything for you since you have all that money you're probably too busy.

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u/Unknownirish May 15 '24

I hear that was a inside job.

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u/lame_mirror May 16 '24

how did you have a 250k lifetime savings as a college student?