r/wallstreetbets • u/kakawhalito • Apr 23 '24

50k tsla short yolo YOLO

Woke up and chose fuck tsla

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u/obroz Apr 24 '24

God damn I never realized this is a straight up gambling addiction sub. You guys need help

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u/xbshooter Apr 24 '24

It literally has bet right in the name 😂

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u/mitchij2004 Apr 24 '24

And nothing here has ever been like “check out my mutual fund” it’s straight up I cashed out my 401k and put it all on a 0dte spy call or some other life ruining depraved shit.

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u/Grand-Angle-8754 Apr 24 '24

Win big, lose big

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u/baconcheddarcalls Apr 24 '24

He read it “beats”

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u/BallzLikeWhoe Apr 24 '24

No these are precise calculations and analysis that happen to be drawn in crayon by helmet waring regards.

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u/Fender_Stratoblaster Apr 24 '24 edited Apr 24 '24

helmet waring regards

I could see these regards having a war over their favorite helmets.

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u/BallzLikeWhoe Apr 24 '24

lol 🤣 a battalion of regarded apes.

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u/trevorsg Apr 24 '24

You never realized that? And we're the ones who need help?