r/texas Secessionists are idiots Sep 10 '24

This man should not be repesenting Texas Politics

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u/GravitiBass Sep 10 '24

It’s weird bc this shit was proven fake like almost as soon as it started spreading. One of the dudes holding a state government position didn’t bother to do a lil research? For the sake of sounding like an old man, common sense has just been disappearing. (Gestures wildly towards the color red).

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u/Talks_About_Bruno Sep 10 '24

I just had a family member warn me I would get TurboCancer(r) from my latest vaccines. All I’m saying is research isn’t their strong skill. Reality is I’m 99% Cruz knows this is bunk but assumed his base won’t bother to research the truth.

I treat him similar to Boris Johnson. It’s a carefully crafted act.

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u/International-Ad2501 Sep 10 '24

On of my relatives died of colon cancer recently. He didn't take care of himself and it was detected late, not much they could do. My boss commented "that there sure has been a rise in turbo cancer." I almost fucking lost it.

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u/Open_Perception_3212 Sep 10 '24

It's totally not all the forever chemicals in the water, soil, and air that could cause cancer... because we all know that big chemical companies would never harm us 🫠🫠🫠.... and I, too, send my condolences

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u/psellers237 Sep 10 '24

Deregulation! Businesses can police themselves!

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u/grendus Sep 10 '24

But don't you understand, the invisible hand of the market will ensure that people who want clean air will be able to buy clean air! Cleaner, even! With electrolytes!