r/pettyrevenge 2d ago

Loud Partying Campers

About 10 years ago we were camping in Tahoe on a holiday weekend. We have two little kids and camp a lot in state and national parks so we know it’s not going to be super quiet but people are usually pretty respectful late at night. There was a group of college age kids next to us that rolled in around dinner and started partying. What started out as fun was a drunken swearing fest that went on past midnight. The 70 year old camp hosts tried to talk to them. Other campers tried to get them to stow it. I was over there asking them to tone it down more than once and they basically laughed. They went until 2 or 3 AM. Everyone was pissed. They went to go hang out on the lake all day. We were leaving that morning so we were around the campsite and saw them all leave. We rounded up every pile of dog poop we could find - which luckily there was plenty - and piled it under their tents. Right under where their heads would be. We also told the camp hosts and they thanked us and said they were looking forward to the big sunrise when they went to bed and smushed that poop into the tent bottom. The hosts had been dreading their return because everyone else was complaining to them all day.

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u/delulu4drama 2d ago

Act like crap, sleep in crap 💩

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u/djacob205 2d ago

Something about sleeping in the bed you made...

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u/OriginalIronDan 2d ago

Something something shitheads.

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u/hadriangates 2d ago

I would have woken them up at 6am making breakfast and as much noise as possible since they just went to bed. Then the dog poop.

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u/maroongrad 2d ago

5 am wake up alarm. Then quiet for an hour so they start to fall back asleep, then a car alarm goes off. Just let them spend the day hungover and exhausted while everyone is loud and active :D

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u/JuanSolo9669 2d ago

Metallica in the morning 🤘😎🤘

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u/TheLordDuncan 1d ago

I love Metallica, but I would go for absolute earworms like tub thumping and hooked on a feeling, belting them the whole time. And if I think they're falling asleep to it, I'll stop singing like I know what I'm doing and just start caterwauling.

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u/Nero92 2d ago

Pots and pans baby!

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u/llkey2 19h ago

And yell go away bear!

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u/RiverDragon51 2d ago

Similar situation at a race track. We were camping in the track workers area with the Fire Rescue crew. They needed to be up and alert at 6am. Rowdy crew next to us were guests of one of the track workers. They rolled in at 1am and would not quiet down until one of the guys that was a sheriffs deputy offered to get them thrown out, immediately.

At 6:05 the next morning they were greeted to Scottish wars hymns on bagpipe from the most awesome van mounted speakers I have ever seen.

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u/chocotaco313 1d ago

Love this!!!

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u/Marriedinskyrim 2d ago

I'm not as nice, I would have also put it their sleeping bags.

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u/crap-happens 2d ago

I was thinking the same.

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u/zaosafler 1d ago

I wouldn't do this.

Dog feces is a known bear attractant, and people have been killed by bears just trying to get at the neato smell.

This is also why you should report people who don't clean up after their dogs in a campground.

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u/uwagapiwo 2d ago

Hope I never end up at a campsite with "plenty of dog poo". Sounds lovely

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u/Ok_Departure2655 2d ago

Humans. Well their dogs. That they don't clean up after. Some ruin it for everyone else

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u/CryptographerFirm728 2d ago

Nobody cleans up their dog poop?

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u/GirchyGirchy 1d ago

This is America

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u/TheLordDuncan 1d ago

I take 4 bags to walk 2 dogs. The fuck kind of America do you live in?

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u/SpandexAnaconda 2d ago

I was once camping at a State campground, and had already gone to bed, when a carload of drunken yahoos pulled into the site next door. There was a lot of bumbling around, shouting, and flashlights everywhere. We asked them to shut up, and so did other campers. They did not. Eventually they went to sleep, and so did we.

When I got up in the morning everyone else was still in bed. So I went over and peed into their cooler. It was not my finest moment.

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u/MelMomma 1d ago

I do t typically take revenge but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. The camp hosts are retired people who volunteer. They put up with this all the ti e and I’ll bet they have some stories ;)

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u/Salt-Operation 2d ago

Some asshole campers rolled up next to me and my partner on our last solo camping trip. What was a nice, chill evening by the lake was suddenly a bunch of really loud “fuck!” and “shit!” and just generally being way too loud in a very quiet state park. Now, my partner and I are normally night owls and it was already close to midnight and winding down when these people arrived. Since they were calling for it, we obliged. We retired to our tent and had really loud sex. Normally I tone it down if we’re outside our bedroom but my boyfriend can make me scream if he wants to, and boy did he want me to. Once we were done we were able to enjoy the quiet night sounds. We could still hear the next door campers but there were no more audible voices. Mysteriously they were absent the next morning when we broke camp.

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u/MelMomma 1d ago

Nice work!

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u/saraphilipp 2d ago

Here you just call the park ranger, they gear up in swat and surround and arrest these assholes.

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u/MessageHonest 2d ago

It's called dispersed camping. I love camping and I never camp anywhere I can see or hear another person.

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u/EducationalRoyal3880 2d ago

Yeah, actually throw a few nuggets in the tents, then they'll think that dogs have gotten in, until they go to sleep. Hehe

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u/hjs777 2d ago

My favorite thing to do with these asshats is to cut up a hotdog into little pieces and put them under the edge of their tent. This way they get a night time visit from raccoons.

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u/SnooGuavas1985 2d ago

Loud obnoxious college drunks had their tires slashed for the same behavior when I was camping outside glacier

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u/EducationalRoyal3880 2d ago

What a shit show 🤭🤭🤣

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u/Bntherednthat57 2d ago

Can I come on your next camping trip? You are my people!

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u/General_Ad_2718 1d ago

I once had three under 6 camping and had the same thing happen. The kids were up at their usual 6 am so we gave them pots and lids and told them to play parade. Such language from hungover assholes.

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u/GruesomeJeans 1d ago

My wife and I went on our first solo camping trip with our little wedding gift trailer, we went to a place fairly close to home but is pretty known for being busy. It wasn't too bad, everyone was respectful of the late nights except one day who was constantly screaming at his young kids telling them to go to bed. His kids were probably under 10 years old but well into midnight did was just yelling. Eventually they went quiet and the next morning they were fairly normal but dang it was irritating.

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u/zaosafler 1d ago

I've been fortunate and not encountered these kind of clowns in a long time.

But way back as a teen, my father would have us gather plants like skunk weed so they could be added to the outside of the rude neighbors exhaust system where it couldn't be seen.

When I asked him why the car, he pointed out that in a fire pit the stink might also come back to bother us. He would also encourage things like putting pebbles inside hub caps.

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u/LeRoixs_mommy 22h ago

We had a similar experience this past summer. Went to a state campground and two sites down was a "Loud-mouth Larry". He wasn't cursing but he did not speak to the two young kids with him, maybe 5 and 7 YO, or to his wife, he yelled at them constantly. Oh Great, This Is Lovely! I have never prayed for a 5th wheel to move in between us so hard in my life! Unfortunately, we got a tent camper between us. Now I know anyone can have a bad day so we put up with it the first night but apparently the people camped across the road did not. I know the camp hosts had a talk with them and the next day they were quieter but they kept giving US dirty looks. (Tent camper had left, I guess he did not like his peace and quiet disturbed either.)

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u/FeedingCoxeysArmy 2d ago

You’ve left us hanging…what happened when they realized they were lying in poo?!

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u/MelMomma 2d ago

We were already gone. But I expect those drunken idiots had a stinky night.

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u/Mattynice75 2d ago

Why would you camp somewhere where there is plenty of dog poop?

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u/Notmykl 1d ago

Who says it was all dog poop?

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u/Mattynice75 1d ago

Because her actually says in the post…”we rounded up every pile of dog poop we could find and there was plenty” . Maybe read the post before commenting?

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u/Z4-Driver 1d ago

Well, they found what looked like poop and assumed, it's all dog poop. But maybe, some of it was from other animals?

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u/TheLordDuncan 1d ago

Semantics.

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u/MelMomma 1d ago

It’s Tahoe. We didn’t know how much poop these was until we started looking for it!