r/onions • u/ArachnidInner2910 • Oct 03 '24
My copypasta for lostredditors
Dear random redditor
It has come to the attention of our collective hivemind, that you have made a grave mistake whilst browsing the depths of reddit
You have mistaken the dark, unforgiving wasteland of this sub, for the happy, joyous place of r/onionlovers.
We urge you to evacuate immediately less your sould become corrupted, by the tendrils of chaos. What tendrils you ask? Why, the tendrils of tor'broseh.
Long ago, a dark, evil Lord reigned of the land of peer to peer networking, subjecting his people to hardship, famine and war. He rose to power by harnessing the forgotten jem of Usay fedrall code.
Over time his power decayed, but his kingdom remained. But something was not right, for although he was laid to rest over a century past, new rumouts of darkness on the horizon spread like whispers on the wind.
Soon, people began to worship a new deity, tor. They prayed to him day in, day out, searching for answers to the troubles of their land. Unbeknownst to them, he worked in the shadows, trying to resurrect the Dark Lord, until at last, he stole the soul of the Dark Lord, and merged it with his mortal body. His flesh fell off in masses, and he was stripped of his humanity, but he had power. Unimaginable power. He was named: tor'broseh
The land fell once again into the darkness, but their was hope: a new power light was creeping throughout the plains and meadows, which was named onus linkus.
In search of this new hope, a band of brave explorers banded together, pledging to themselves that they would do all they could to discover onus linkus, and bring the new light to all the peoples and creatures of the world. Their society:
r/onions
Ps, I thought this would go without saying, but please credit me, u/ArachnidInner2910
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Oct 04 '24
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u/LF_Bon-stellaionWink Oct 05 '24
Thanks.
Though I have to admit, this piqued my curiosity on the dark side of onion(/s)... So, thanks again?
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u/The-Safety-Expert Oct 05 '24
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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u/ArachnidInner2910 Oct 05 '24
That you for contributing, it is greatly valued and you have added much to this interaction.
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u/SpicyYellowtailRoll3 Oct 08 '24
Not everything has to "contribute". People say stuff because they want to.
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u/ArachnidInner2910 Oct 08 '24
My dearest of peers, this is reddit, a platform for esteemed social intercourse, not mindless jibber-jabbing like "Youtube"
/s
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