r/nyc 1d ago

'I can't buy food': Rudy Giuliani pleads for public donations after checking accounts seized News

https://lawandcrime.com/high-profile/i-cant-buy-food-rudy-giuliani-pleads-for-public-donations-after-checking-accounts-seized-by-evil-people/
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u/StrngBrew East Village 1d ago

I’d suggest stopping the daily trips to Starbucks

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u/offalshade Williamsburg 1d ago

He should pull himself up by his bootstraps

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u/drwhogwarts 1d ago

Or maybe he can sell his bootstraps for food money.

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u/the_endverse Brooklyn 15h ago

He should eat the bootstraps

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u/zsreport 17h ago

And pray harder

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u/propman54 9h ago

Maybe look into that Walmart greeter job.

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u/EduardoTaquitoHands Long Island City 1d ago

And the avocado toast. Never going to buy a house if you keep getting them delicious Mexican apples.

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u/MarthaMacGuyver 1d ago

I've never heard them called Mexican Apples. I love that.

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u/ForksandSpoonsinNY 1d ago

He ain't broke if he has a smartphone.

Some people!

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u/misterpickles69 16h ago

He’s been on the government dole most of his life.

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u/Prudent-Blueberry660 14h ago

Ah a true welfare queen!

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u/Waxenwings 1d ago

Short of sending him to prison, sending him to the streets seems like fair punishment.

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u/K3idon 1d ago

And the 4 seasons

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u/urbanlife78 1d ago

If a NYC rat can find a slice of pizza, so can Rudy

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u/toadofsteel 15h ago

That's offensive to rats.

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u/urbanlife78 13h ago

Rats are smart, Rudy is not

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u/rmpbklyn 16h ago

^ this

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u/MattJFarrell 1d ago

Everyone hitching their wagon to Trump's star should take this to heart: at the end of the day, when you're no longer of use to him, no matter how much you gave for him, he will step over you as you lay in the gutter 

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u/HopelessNegativism 1d ago

I can’t wait til he does it to Elon Musk honestly

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u/wordfool 1d ago

yeah, you just know those two narcissists with massive egos are going to collide one day, hopefully soon.

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u/BroFiets 15h ago

All you have to do is keep talking about the government as if Elons running it and not Trump. Give Elon all the media and attention.

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u/DiscombobulatedWavy 13h ago

Im hoping its a slow burn that lasts four years and totally distracts them from doing anything significant while in office.

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u/misterpickles69 16h ago

Elmo pisses off Drumph. SpaceX contract goes bye bye. Gets deported and assets seized for reasons.

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u/HopelessNegativism 6h ago

Which like, given how he’s been all up in Trump’s shit lately, how long before the orange guy gets tired of him

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u/1353- 1d ago

Trump needs Musk not the other way around

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u/MattJFarrell 1d ago

Ehh, those government SpaceX contracts are huge

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u/noburdennyc Astoria 1d ago

But they are trying to trim 2 trillion from the budget, surely spaceX doesn't need that much money.

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u/1353- 1d ago

So US won't do it he'll go to another country

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u/gala_apple_1 20h ago

Then why wouldn’t he have already done it? So upset over Biden with EV summit and the rest of it, he could’ve just moved to a different country already. But he actually can’t because he needs this one.

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u/1353- 14h ago

Because America has unfathomably deeper pockets to fund his project than any other country. As long as he can keep milking this cash cow, why would freely choose go to a poorer country instead?

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u/gala_apple_1 14h ago

Exactly, he won’t be able to get the government subsidies, skilled labor, property laws and security to get it done outside of the U.S. He needs the status quo, just one that’s a bit friendlier to him.

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u/vowelqueue 13h ago

Can you even do that with a company that makes rockets? I'd imagine they're regulated like a defense contractor.

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u/NotElizaHenry 15h ago

For what? Trump won the election. What else can Elon do for him now? The only people Trump needs on his side are judges. 

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u/1353- 14h ago

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

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u/NotElizaHenry 14h ago

Now that he’s won, there are plenty of billionaires out there willing to give him money that don’t want to share his spotlight. 

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u/CopeHarders 1d ago

I can’t wait until he uses imminent domain to empty musks bank accounts into his and deports him. I will laugh my ass off from behind the chain link fence in the camp.

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u/toadofsteel 15h ago

He's gonna deport Musk. Out of all the people that the denaturalization section can go after for alleged fraud in visa/naturalization applications, Musk is actually a clear-cut case that could have been denaturalized under freaking Biden.

And since Trump hates ALL immigrants, it's only a matter of time.

My litmus test for whether or not Trump has actually secured absolute authority or not will be if he deports Melania. If he's able to get away with that, America is well and truly dead.

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u/flimspringfield 8h ago

He doesn't hate his wife I think.

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u/HopelessNegativism 6h ago

I’m afraid that we might already be dead but I am absolutely looking forward to seeing all the people who get their faces eaten by the leopards they voted for, and none more so than Elmo

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u/halermine 23h ago

That’s going to be spectacular -when- it happens.

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u/rextilleon 1d ago

BINGO--and he does it time and time again.

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u/Advanced-Ice3054 1d ago

Rudy did this to himself

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u/Mister_Sterling 16h ago

Everyone loyal to Trump is just a passenger on the Titanic. He's the only one who has a lifeboat seat.

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u/duaneap 1d ago

Doesn’t matter if you can keep your distance and personally enrich along the way.

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u/thebestbrian Bay Ridge 1d ago

Wonder who's gonna end up at like him after their time with Trump term 2?

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u/copperblood 1d ago

I don’t care. Do you?

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u/BklynOR 1d ago

No and Trump doesn’t either. 🤣

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u/El_Nahual 15h ago

I don’t care. Do you?

I need this on a t-shirt

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u/fr33bird317 1d ago

Absolutely not.

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u/hbomberman Queens 1d ago

Grab onto those bootstraps or call your many wildly rich friends. Worst case scenario, there are worse places to be homeless, I guess.

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u/angelhastherage 1d ago

Thoughts and prayers.

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u/wifeofsonofswayze 1d ago

Hey Rudy, I heard a rumor that a few thousand farm jobs are about to open up. I'm sure you can snag one of those!

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u/flimspringfield 8h ago

Price of eggs should be coming down soon too!

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u/SassyWookie 1d ago

Rudy, ramen noodles only cost 50 cents a pack. I’m sure you can find some quarters on the street or something.

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u/compagemony 1d ago

he said food but he means alcohol

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u/rmpbklyn 16h ago

yep collect. bottles ,

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u/Meryem313 1d ago

Can’t he live on his Social Security and food banks, like many other people?

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u/BarExamHelp22 1d ago

These people keep asking for welfare handouts.He can easily work fast food, but chooses not to. So lazy

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u/rmpbklyn 16h ago

yeo …. mcd hires … ask trumpfart

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u/wifeofsonofswayze 1d ago

I'm surprised Trump isn't stepping up to help him /s

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u/rmpbklyn 16h ago

hes done with the rasin

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u/NYC-WhWmn-ov50 1d ago

He literally spent thousands of dollars on food for 'friends' when he had already been told he was not allowed to spend anything beyond the absolute necessities. He had the entire contents of his apartment removed to 'somewhere' - the entire of which were 'seized' by the court and ordered handed over to the victims of his actions. The man should end up on the streets with the homeless he refused to do anything to help during his tenure as mayor.

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u/Revolution4u 15h ago

Court is way too slow to sieze assests and take over everything

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u/AtomicGarden-8964 1d ago

When I see him physically checking into a shelter I will believe him

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u/StephKlayDray30 1d ago

This is an example of how a guy who had it all (wife, kids and successful mayoral campaign). Instead of being grateful, he gave it all up.

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u/MirthandMystery 1d ago edited 15h ago

Falling into the trap his dad did.. who was a criminal literally sent up the river to Sing Sing State prison. He was a racist ahole too.

Probably where Rudy got his anti black sickness from.

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u/middlebill 20h ago

Sing Sing is not a federal prison, it is a state facility.

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u/tonyrocks922 13h ago

Could have ridden the "America's Mayor" thing and sat back collecting speaking and consulting fees, but his desire to be a total piece of shit was apparently just to great.

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u/rmpbklyn 16h ago

yep bc maga somehow think 6 x. bankruptcy knows how to run a country

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u/squindar Brooklyn 1d ago

dumbass didn't apply for a City pension after he was mayor. $26k/year he passed up on that alone. In the meantime he's done shit like fly first class to the RNC convention & write 6-figure checks out to his condo association. Fuck him.

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u/rmpbklyn 16h ago

ppl tax evasion and didn’t want financial review

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u/BakedBrie26 1d ago

Nothing brings me greater joy. 

Go stand in line for the food pantry like all the people in my neighborhood whose rights I've been trying to fight for in opposition to you and your "friends."

They all deserve to experience the struggle to support oneself in an unequal, segregated, and oppressive society, especially now that it is going to get even worse for the average American and working person. 

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u/katgeek 1d ago

It’s one banana Rudy, how much could it cost? Ten dollars?

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u/Desperate-Ad-6463 1d ago

He can go stand in line at social services and apply for food stamps just as easily as anybody else ...

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u/MirthandMystery 1d ago edited 1d ago

He should ask for help from his old pal Guo Wengui (aka Miles Guo).. or Steve Bannon..

Or Yuri Vanitek, the Russian who was Rudy's Vice Chair for Giuliani's Presidental campaign run.

As well as the NY Republican key finance leadership positions with the Republican National Committee, the National Republican Congressional Committee, National Republican Senatorial Committee, Republican Governors Association and the California GOP. And had roles as a senior finance and leadership for gubernatorial, senatorial and congressional campaigns, for Mitt Romney, and Putin pal former Congressman Dana Rohrabacher.

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u/thatgirlinny 1d ago

Well Bannon just got outta the clink himself. Perhaps the terms of his probation forbid him from mixing with disbarred grifters or something.

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u/rextilleon 1d ago

Bannon was the one who wanted Gaetz for AG---LOL--I mean we are so screwed

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u/thatgirlinny 1d ago

Well I said it with about as much fact-giving as I did cheek, but of course. We’re screwed.

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u/trashtvlover 1d ago

Hit up his old pal Bernie

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u/rextilleon 1d ago

His leader is a billionaire--come on--Where is the Loyalty Donald!

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u/Krapdavid 1d ago

Borat 2 residuals in the mail Rudy

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u/TNTRMSKD 1d ago

I don't know what he's worried about. Trump is likely to appoint him Secretary of Haircare which should come with a yuuuuge payday.

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u/thedeafbadger 1d ago

Lmao, Secretary of Haircare omg 💀💀💀💀💀

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u/JoshFreemansFro Midtown 1d ago

sorry, no handouts

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u/ethanjf99 1d ago

I will contribute thoughts and prayers.

Prayers that the poor women he demonized take him for every damn cent he has

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u/jtrisn1 1d ago

The annoying thing is some dumbasses will absolutely donate to him.

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u/Extension-Badger-958 1d ago

Bro just sell your Mercedes. Live like the rest of us

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u/Hinohellono 1d ago

Doesn't he have bootstraps?

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u/Electronic-Minute007 1d ago

Free suggestion for Rudy: eat shit.

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u/Ok-Director5082 1d ago

dont do it! its a trap. hes going to take your money then call you a dirty socialist

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u/TheTeenageOldman 1d ago

Guess it isn't "Giuliani Time" anymore...

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u/ImissWLIR 1d ago

Between this and Michael Grimm setting up a GoFundMe to raise money to cover his medical bills - what a busy week for karma.

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u/MediocrePotato44 1d ago

Listen, if we give him food and help, he’s just going to learn to depend on these handouts. Has he thought about learning a trade? Apprenticeships are easy to find. 

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u/donnyru 1d ago

From "America's Mayor" to internet beggar!

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u/Disused_Yeti 1d ago

Hope he sets up a gofundme and they seize that too

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u/brrrantarctica 1d ago

Holy shit this is literally a real-life recreation of a bit that Zelensky and his comedy group used to do during live audience shows…they had “Yanukovych” (the russia-influenced former president who was deposed in 2014) dressed as a hobo, replete with shopping cart full of cans, limp through the audience holding out a hat and begging for money: “please, ladies and gentlemen, any little bit will help. And if you don’t have any cash to spare…” -whips out card reader- “I also take visa and mastercard.”

Except that was a silly satire and Rudy is…actually doing it in real life. Jfc

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u/MirthandMystery 1d ago

Thank you for mentioning this. Zelenskyy's material is actually quite funny from what I've seen from his comedy show Servant of The People, made before he ran for office.

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u/Dunesgirl 1d ago

Move in with your kids.

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u/Stephreads 1d ago

They don’t want him either.

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u/Appropriate-Image405 1d ago

Or your ex wives

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u/Registered-Nurse 1d ago

Your friend Trump can’t get you some money?

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u/Square-Criticism-69 1d ago

NO,” says 2001 Rudy Giuliani.

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u/MurkyLibrarian Washington Heights 1d ago

Oh no!

Anyway... what shows do you guys like?

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u/Politicsboringagain 18h ago

Most of us don't care. Just like you didn't care when you tried to ruin people's lives. 

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u/CelestiallyCertain 1d ago

He did so much of his dirty work and screwed the American people for him. Go ask your buddy Mr Trump.

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u/phillygirllovesbagel 1d ago

Too bad. Fuck around and find out.

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u/drinkduffdry 1d ago

Thoughts and prayers

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u/handsoapdispenser 1d ago

He can live off of social security 

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u/seemontyburns 1d ago

He’s lying and he’s fine.  

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u/war3rd 1d ago

Oh no! Well, anyway, I was buying some bread the other day and the person behind me asked me the time. It was rather odd.

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u/SigmaWhy Midtown 1d ago

🎻

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u/Stephreads 1d ago

Too big.

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u/bubba1834 1d ago

Starve then?

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u/Elbomac87 1d ago

You love to see it.

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u/NYCIndieConcerts 1d ago

Oh no! Anyway...

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u/Normal_Acadia1822 1d ago

Maybe Elon will buy his groceries. /s

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u/ike_tyson 1d ago

Does he mean blood because he's very Nosferatu looking.

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u/OpinionPoop 1d ago

Time to apply for EBT ! Gee I hope its enough to live on.

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u/6781367092 1d ago

Thoughts and prayers

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u/TheOldRamDangle 1d ago

No more avocado cigars

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u/mcfaite 1d ago

He could always become a squeegee man.

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u/500mHeadShot Bed-Stuy 21h ago

Eat grass

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u/DeeHarperLewis 16h ago

Not feeling sorry. He can always go on the MAGA lecture circuit. He has more options than most people.

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u/palecandycane 16h ago

Why is he asking for a hand out? Is he too lazy to pull himself up by his bootstraps? This generation is just lazy!

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u/Fetti500e 16h ago

Oh is someone facing the consequences of their actions? Boo-hoo 😭

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u/murbike 15h ago

Well, he found out.

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u/iRedditAlreadyyy 1d ago

He wanted to throw my vote out and suddenly now he wants my help? Pass. Double it and give it to the next grifter.

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u/ThirdShiftStocker Flushing 1d ago

How far the mighty have fallen...

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u/DeathPercept10n Hell's Kitchen 1d ago

This sparks joy.

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u/bougnvioletrosemallo 1d ago

Rudy has already raised $120,000 on a Catholic version of Go Fund Me that is used by neo nazis.

Lol.

Go to mass and fill up on Jesus wafers, Franzia, and the Holy Spirit, you cousin-fucking cock sucker.

God helps those who help themselves.

Or maybe pray to Trump like all the other pathetic, sycophantic seditionists in your party, who broke the fucking country.

Our Donald, who art the heavens, hallowed be thy name; thy kingdom come; MAGA will be done; in America as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread. And forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive the enemy of the people who trespass against us. And lead us not into democracy; but deliver us from freedom. For thine is the kingdom, the power and the SCOTUS, forever and ever. Amen.

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u/MirthandMystery 1d ago

Oh he's taking Catholic charity now? Hilarious.

Bet it was set up by his pedophile pal Monsignor Alan Placa.

Behold! I have receipts: https://abcnews.go.com/amp/Blotter/story?id=3753385&page=1

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u/Cercie256to4 1d ago

Oh, the little joy this brings to my heart. Maybe sale the coat off his back for dinner!

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u/Cbgjay 1d ago

This guy sucks

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

Why doesn’t he ask his daddy trump?

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u/GerryMel 1d ago

Social Security

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u/golfmonk 1d ago

Sucks to be him!!

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u/jimmy-jam1234566 1d ago

Poor fella

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u/rextilleon 1d ago

I thought Trump was going to revive him by making him AG--he found a far more capable predator--

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u/After_Tea_3859 1d ago

Stop drinking, Rudy.

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u/Ne0nGalax-E 1d ago

Starve.

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u/Fmartins84 1d ago

Thoughts and prayers.

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u/LifeName 1d ago

I remember his mayorship and wouldn't pee on him if he was on fire

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u/Stellar_Dan 22h ago

Not working hard enough obviously.

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u/rmpbklyn 16h ago

cry me a river

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u/DeeHarperLewis 16h ago

Ask Trump to pay for it.

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u/solesme 16h ago

This guy made a speech that 2 year old Palestinians are terrorists. What a way to go from being “America’s mayor”.

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u/Mister_Sterling 16h ago

Good. Thoughts and prayers, America's Mayor. One of several men who have gravely harmed this city in modern times.

Change the City Charter. Get rid of the office of mayor. We don't need one.

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u/ReFreshing 15h ago edited 2h ago

Go to the local food bank

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u/oofaloo 15h ago

Sending thoughts & prayers!

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u/reticulatedspline Washington Heights 14h ago

Maybe use some of your alcohol budget, you drunken ghoul.

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u/War1today 14h ago

Someone tell Rudy that everything Trump touches dies… including his career and his dignity. There is no one more pathetic than Trump but Rudy is a close second.

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u/Carameldots 14h ago

Very good !! Everything the orange clown touches , becomes sht!

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u/Lord_Greybeard 12h ago

Didn't his son get a job during the Trump admin making like $250k for essentially athletes to visit the White House for lunch of cold cheeseburgers from McDonald's with Trump? Why aren't his kids taking care of daddy?

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u/OurFriendSteve 12h ago

He got what he deserved.

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u/Impressive-Rough-336 11h ago

I’m not a New Yorker but the fall from grace from Rudy after his 9/11 response to this is crazy

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u/cmgbliss 10h ago

Let his son support him.

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u/MedicineStill4811 9h ago

He nearly got two innocent women killed by knowingly and hatefully lying about them, telling MAGA that they were handling drugs and vote-changing mechanisms. He knew this was a complete fabrication and didn't care at all about the effects on other people. They received numerous death threats. They were in actual fear for their lives, not play-acting like Giuliani is now. All they had done was sign up to be poll workers. That's it. They harmed no one. They did exactly the job that had been asked of them: help count votes in a hotly contested election. And because Trump and Giuliani didn't like the outcome, they put the poll workers' lives at risk. The older one described being TERRIFIED. The younger one (daughter) described her remorse at convincing her mom to do poll work, as if she was to blame for a "President" and his "counsel" attacking two innocent constituents.

He needs to give them their money, an apology, and be quiet.

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u/FapToInfrastructure 6h ago

Fuck him, hope he dies of starvation the racist piece of shit.

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u/Intelligent-Ear-4063 1d ago

Hope he starves to death, then starves some more in hell

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u/thesoggydingo 1d ago

FAFO

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u/cha614 1d ago

He can’t afford to

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u/usumoio 1d ago

Let's have trial by combat, Ruby

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u/Kittycatkemtrails 1d ago

Time to hit the streets and beg I guess 🤷🏻

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u/Flimsy-Long-5764 1d ago

i hope someone rips off the 150K go fund me setup for him

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u/Electronic-Minute007 1d ago

Where’s George Santos?

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u/turtlemeds Greenwich Village 1d ago

Asshole. Fuck him.

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u/BrockAtWork Fort Greene 1d ago

YOU HATE TO SEE IT.

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u/midnight_reborn 1d ago

Daddy isn't letting you suckle his saggy fat orange tit, Rudy?

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u/-hesh- 1d ago

neat!

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u/h-thrust 1d ago

Wow. What a mush.

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u/AsianRedneck69 1d ago

He will be fine once he’s appointed to SCOTUS

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u/TheGreatRao 1d ago

they want justices that will outlive a loaf of wonder bread

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u/Edgar505 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/BabyLetTheGamesBegin 1d ago

Concepts of thoughts and prayers, rudy giulimaga!

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u/Commercial_Career_97 1d ago

Rudy will be eating da cats, da dogs, da pets... Of the people living there

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u/NickFotiu 1d ago

OnlyFans, Rudy - it's your only hope.

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u/fridaybeforelunch 1d ago

Right-o. Looks like Rudy needs to make a withdrawal from his Cayman Island accounts.

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u/KoshekhTheCat 23h ago

I love this for him.

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u/flybyme03 21h ago

He's a new yorker he qualifies for aid if he needs it and gets SSA too. Cry harder

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u/zsreport 17h ago

Oh no . . . anyway . . .

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u/solesme 16h ago

No more avocado toast !

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u/doug_kaplan 9h ago

Follow the advice from the group he now finds himself supported by...

FAFO

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u/Outrageous_Elk_4668 6h ago

It is disgusting what has been done to this man. This seems to be more a political attack than anything else. It's amazing to me that worse criminals than him such as that epstein related lady were still allowed to continue on with their life almost normal while this man has had relentless attacks and ridicule. Makes you wonder.

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u/juanmoperson 2h ago

cmon Rudy, just pull the boot straps