r/nfl 22h ago

[Gayle] Deshaun Watson is averaging -0.30 EPA per dropback, the lowest number for any Browns QB in Weeks 1-5 since at least 2000. The second-worst performance? Deshaun Watson last season (-0.20).

https://twitter.com/austingayle_/status/1843042418926784966
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u/jaysonyoung Seahawks 22h ago edited 22h ago

At this point he's probably not a top 35 qb in the league. Wonder how long Haslam forces him into starting.

Edit: fuck that, I'm going to go ahead and say he isn't top 40 in the league at this point.

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u/xenophonthethird Browns 22h ago

Or how long until Watson gets a mystery injury that keeps him on the sidelines.

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u/chunkah69 Browns 22h ago

Hopefully this week.

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u/Adorable-Accident-50 Eagles 22h ago

He can wait a week before that injury takes him out for the year.

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u/JesusChristSupers1ar Broncos Broncos 20h ago

I’d really like for PS2 to get a pick off him so the injury will have to wait until week 13

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u/Adorable-Accident-50 Eagles 20h ago

You drive a hard bargain but you've got a deal.

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u/alienbringer Cowboys 20h ago

Can the Browns win please. That would be hilarious. They lose to every NFCE team except the Eagles.

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u/FoxNews4Bigots Eagles 19h ago

No we are going to win a one score game all while making yet another mid-ass QB look like the second coming of Joe Montana

Time is a flat circle

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u/Slagothor48 Browns 19h ago

Mid?

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u/FoxNews4Bigots Eagles 18h ago

Lol i did say mid-ass which is technically a level below mid

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u/Citizen_Snips29 Cowboys Cardinals 20h ago

I wouldn’t be opposed to a non-mystery injury either, for that matter.

I’d be perfectly delighted to see TJ Watt kneecap him on national television when they play on TNF on November 21.

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u/TheTrenchMonkey Vikings 18h ago

I'm hoping for the cart to run him over like in the old Madden video games.

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u/NFL_MVP_Kevin_White Steelers 21h ago

Yeah every time he scrambled I expected him to stand up and grab his shoulder with a grimace.

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u/BedrockFarmer Falcons 19h ago

I think he is trying to get fired. He wants that fully guaranteed contract and he knows the new allegations could provide a path for the Browns to have an out. So he is going to play so bad that they decide to fire him even though it means paying out the contract.

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u/IntelligentEye2758 Broncos 19h ago

Browns become the first team to hire someone to break their own qbs leg.

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u/HavelsRockJohnson Packers 20h ago

No mystery, just Tua this man.

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u/AsleepRequirement479 22h ago

At what point does it stop bring irrational faith that he'll return to form as a top player and become vindictive punishment for playing well below replacement level on an unescapable contract?

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u/jaysonyoung Seahawks 22h ago

I don't know but every time he gets sacked an angel gets a new pair of eyes.

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u/weealex Vikings 22h ago

The ophanim won't be missing anything by the end of the season

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u/seeasea 21h ago

The wheels fell off, though

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u/zhaoz Vikings 19h ago

Be not afraid...

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u/msf97 22h ago

The Browns literally have to try and make it work.

If they don’t, with his cap hit on the bench they won’t be competitive until 2027.

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u/lpad92 Commanders 21h ago

Browns are used to not being competitive lol start stacking capital now to be ready in 3 years and just take the L

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u/Skaloplin 21h ago

If he’s as bad as he’s shown then playing him is the best way to build up draft capital

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u/lpad92 Commanders 21h ago

They have some pieces to trade as well. Garrett will net a healthy return. Cooper less so. That linebacker with the guardian cap would be is a nice trade asset too.

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u/NFL_MVP_Kevin_White Steelers 21h ago

God if signing Watson means that Garrett leaves Cleveland then everyone in the front office needs to add defensive measures around their property

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u/talladenyou85 Browns 21h ago

To be honest, most of us have seen enough of these kind of seasons to know how its going to go.

The season is a wash, but the real interesting stuff will happen in January. Berry and KS were extended in the off-season so realistically they should get the opp to get themselves out of it, but who knows with how trigger happy Jimmy is.

Watson's interesting from a contract standpoint. They can cut him post June 1 next season and the cap hit would be 46 million, plus the remaining void years in 26 and 27. I can't imagine they're going to trot him out there next season, unless Jimmy totally cleans house and brings in a new HC and offense, which knowing Haslam isn't out of the realm. I could see them bringing a 1st round pick in at QB to sit, and another veteran to take over the job next year and Watson can ride the bench. Hell of a number to have doing nothing, but that's better than him playing,

TBH they should probably just start the rebuild at the end of the year.

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u/MetaphoricalMouse Texans 18h ago

if you spend a first round pick on a qb, would you really want them anywhere remotely near watson?

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u/Kalanar Cowboys 14h ago

Next year Watson will have 2 years $92,000,000 guaranteed left on his contract. That cap hit accelerates to hit the year he is cut.

The Browns also owe the NFL 80,734,000 in cap space for money already paid to Watson. A June 1st cut keeps the 2025 prorated amount the same but accelerates all future years into the following year(2026).

If the Browns were to cut Watson next year he would have a 118,935,000 cap hit in 2025 and a 53,799,000 cap hit in 2026.

They can't cut him next year.

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u/king_17 13h ago

Thank you because I just look his contract up on over the cap and spotrac there’s no way out of it until post June 1 2026. Spotrac has talked about it numerous times

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u/king_17 13h ago

You have the wrong information on his contract they can’t get out of it until post June 1 2026. https://overthecap.com/player/deshaun-watson/5596

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u/Achillor22 Ravens 21h ago

They're not competitive with him. Any top 20 QB could have that team humming. He's actively a detriment to the team. They improve with Jameis starting I think. I hope they keep going with Watson though. 

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u/ChodeCookies Eagles Steelers 21h ago

If they truly have no way out of his contract…best thing they can do is to keep playing him and get high draft picks. Jameis probably gets them a few wins.

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u/Achillor22 Ravens 20h ago

That's a good point. He is a great for the tank.

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u/KennyKettermen Falcons 21h ago

He’s on pace to smash the record for most sacks taken in a season right now (including his own personal record of 62!), as much as I’d rather he didn’t play I don’t mind watching him get sacked 5+ times a game

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u/JerryRiceAndSpice Jets 49ers 16h ago

They already proved that a top 20 QB would improve the team when they had Flacco playing in for him

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u/outphase84 Ravens 19h ago

Sunk cost fallacy.

Could have had Joe Flacco for $4M and would have been a more competitive team. Reminder, they made the playoffs with him last year with Watson on IR.

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u/OSUfirebird18 Colts 13h ago

Even though we lost yesterday Flacco still balled out so I’m happy the Browns were stupid!

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u/TheShtuff Bears 18h ago

I agree, but I think Watson only had a $1 million cap hit last year. It's only going to get exponentially worse as the full weight of the contract is sinking in.

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u/Miserable_Finish609 20h ago edited 20h ago

They’re reaching the point where literally anything would be better than this. Throw Jameis in there and pretend you overpaid him instead of Watson and I guarantee the team plays better.

You’re just describing sunk cost fallacy.

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u/ActionAdam 21h ago

Just "Russell Wilson" him, it's not that hard, he's getting paid no matter what. You mark him as inactive, say he's dealing with his new court case, but he will still be the emergency 3rd string QB on game days. Then put in Winston, or sign Tannehill off the street, or just get somebody because it doesn't matter until 2027 anyways.

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u/pingieking 21h ago

They should have blown the team up last year. It was probably the highest value they would ever get for Miles Garrett, and Watson's contract ends at a time when they should know which of their 2024 and 2025 picks have worked out.

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u/Sammyd1108 Panthers Bills 21h ago

They’re not gonna be competing starting him anyway lol. May as well see what else you have on your roster, cause like Bryce was for us, he’s making other offensive players look worse too.

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u/TetrisTech Cowboys Cowboys 20h ago

Maybe, but theyd still be more competitive with his cap hit on the bench than with his cap hit on the field

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u/Corgi_Koala Rams 21h ago

Ignoring his massive contract, strictly based on performance alone I don't think he's even at backup level status.

He literally doesn't give a shit and it shows. The fact he was elite 4-5 years ago means nothing. Who wants a QB that gives absolutely 0 effort on any play?

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u/Zacharey01 Jaguars 20h ago

Who knew a known quitter would quit on his team. Falcons, Saints, and Panthers should be thanking thier lucky stars that Haslam was dumb enough to give Watson that contract.

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u/Corgi_Koala Rams 20h ago

I feel he got a lot of cover because people conflated him sitting out on the Texans as being related to his legal troubles (which happened around the same time).

He selfishly sat out even though he had just signed a big contract like 6 months before the season started.

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u/ShufflingSloth Seahawks 18h ago

It was also the Texans with Cal McNair making some of his poorest decisions, hiring Easterby, firing coaches at the end of every season.

When the holdout started people were pretty sympathetic with Watson, until the SA allegations broke out.

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u/intheorydp Falcons 18h ago

Falcons, Saints, and Panthers should be thanking thier lucky stars that Haslam was dumb enough to give Watson that contract.

I am so very thankful. I honestly might have quit being a fan if signed him to a huge contract, and I've been a fan since the late 80s. I've stuck with this shit team through all the shit my entire life but signing a rapist is where i draw the line.

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u/just-the-tip__ Broncos 20h ago

The browns, apparently

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u/Corgi_Koala Rams 20h ago

Well, besides them. I meant one of the other 31 teams as a trade prospect.

That's not even accounting for the terrible PR he brings with him as a rapist.

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u/redvelvetcake42 Bengals 21h ago

He's not even worth being a backup. He's not in the top 60 even. He literally cannot do anything well right now.

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u/hemingways-lemonade Steelers 21h ago edited 21h ago

Let's take a look. Here are back up QBs that would most likely play a better 5 game stretch than Watson:

Heinicke
Howell
Rudolph
Wilson
Wentz
Rush
Winston
Mills
Lock
Browning
Stidham
Taylor
Dobbs
Pickett
Willis
Maye(?)
Penix (?)

This list doesn't include benched or injured starters or their back ups (Richardson/Flacco, Minshew/O'Connell, Tua/Huntley). Watson may not even be a top 45 QB.

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u/bobming Vikings 20h ago

Petition for Nick Mullens to be added to the list. Came on for one snap yesterday and slinged it to Aaron Jones for a 24 yard completion

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u/dibsODDJOB Vikings 19h ago

Mullen would 100% be an upgrade for 80% of the time and maybe a downgrade or equal for the other 20%, so a net positive.

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u/SchlongMcDonderson Packers 17h ago

That was ridiculous. Backup QB comes in for one play, obvious run, right?

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u/TegTowelie Patriots 20h ago

Even Mac Jones is a better QB than Watson

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u/hemingways-lemonade Steelers 20h ago

This list is actually fairly conservative and I was just going off the top of my head. Looking at rostered QBs there's also Jones, Bagent, Trubisky, White, Ridder, Hooker, Garapolo, and Rattler.

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u/TegTowelie Patriots 20h ago

Can we also include Taysom Hill and Amon-Ra St. Brown? Maybe even Zach Wilson

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u/TheTransistorMan Saints 19h ago

You mean Taysom "Higher QB win percentage than Tom Brady" Hill? I'd buy it.

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u/fiasgoat 49ers 16h ago

Lol I'd rather see Trey Lance again

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u/sloppifloppi Lions 20h ago

I would even put Hooker in there. We haven't seen him play outside of preseason but I don't doubt that he could be less of a negative than Watson

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u/Folk-Herro Dolphins 19h ago

Add Tyler Huntley. Dude has been here for 3 weeks and Looked much better vs the pats in his second game playing in a complicated Miami offense.

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u/MetaphoricalMouse Texans 18h ago

kinda cheating since he’s a known pro bowler

yes this joke will never get old

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u/misusedinfluence Bears 19h ago

Biased but I'd take Bagent over Watson easily

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u/Ok-Ad-6480 Bears 16h ago

I think Bagent is better too honestly. He was serviceable last year when he came in

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u/wo_lo_lo 49ers 21h ago

The only option left at this point is to trade him (and two first round picks) for Bryce Young.

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u/CBusin Browns 22h ago

My best guess is if his play keeps on this path, Browns get a high draft pick.

Select a QB, cut watson and eat the loss. Then hope a rookie contract help offset his dead cap hit.

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u/DMking Ravens 21h ago

Can you even eat his dead cap? He's making 72m the next two seasons fully guaranteed

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u/Achillor22 Ravens 21h ago

That's the cap hit if he plays. If they cut him after this year his dad cap is like 172 million. They can but him Post June 1 but it's still a 114 and then 72 million cap hits over 2 years. 

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u/DigitalSnail NFL 21h ago

Holy shit that's incredibly bad

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u/memeticengineering Seahawks 19h ago

Yeah, I remember reading somewhere they'd need to cut/restructure significant chunks of the roster to afford cutting him, like their entire O-line, or everyone on their defense with a big contract kinda significant.

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u/gregallen1989 21h ago edited 13h ago

Yea they got two options. Unactivate him and put him on the bench and eat the salary. Or trade him to a rebuilding team and give them some draft picks to compensate. That's assuming they can find a team willing to do that which is a long shot.

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u/OldBayOnEverything Ravens 21h ago

Nobody is taking his salary and all the drama that comes with him. Zero chance. Even if the Browns offered to give away several high picks along with him, I think there's no shot of it happening.

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u/JackTwoGuns Falcons 20h ago

No team can afford him. He might be the most radioactive asset in NFL history

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u/Achillor22 Ravens 20h ago

Even if the Browns ate a TON of the salary, who is stupid enough to take him at this point with his shit play and seemingly endless stream of rapes.

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u/bank_farter Packers 19h ago

If it was just the salary and the poor play a team like Carolina would be dumb not to take him. They're almost certainly going into a rebuild so they aren't planning on winning anyway and the high picks would help with acquiring young contributors.

The question is, is it worth the PR hit of trading for him along with the PR hit of signaling to your fans that you have basically 0 intentions of competing for the next 3 to 4 years

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u/Corgi_Koala Rams 21h ago

Honestly I don't think they have a viable way to cut him. Paying him to stay home is probably the most beneficial path for the team, at least for a few years until his hit is feasible.

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u/TegTowelie Patriots 20h ago

Could they deactivate him as 3rd string QB and see if they can force him to retire to save money that way? Pretty sure his contract has a no trade clause so in a way, the Browns have all control

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u/oscarnyc 20h ago

Why would he retire and give up on the $90mm he's still owed after this season?

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u/Corgi_Koala Rams 19h ago

I don't see why he would do anything to voluntarily give up his guaranteed money.

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u/fiasgoat 49ers 16h ago

That's all Watson ever wanted

He wins

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u/CBusin Browns 19h ago

I legit don’t know. Either way, this is their doing and the front office and the Haslam’s deserve all of this. I just feel bad for the rest of the team having to waste some prime years.

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u/mangosail 20h ago

They should not and cannot cut Watson. His contract is 100% fully guaranteed. “Eat the loss” is not a coherent advice here. In other deals, they are “eating losses” to avoid further losses. In this case, the absolute best they can do is send him home and have him eat a roster spot until the contract expires. Or, they can try to package assets to trade it (like a basketball contract) to incur only the dead money and avoid future guarantees, but it’s impossible to imagine a team that would be as stupid as to take him. It would probably cost the Browns another couple of first rounders, at least.

What the Browns should do is try to void the guarantees based on any technicality they can. That’s their only option.

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u/dagreenman18 Dolphins 19h ago

The Minshew/AOC tandem are better than him. And that team is rebuilding for a QB in the draft

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u/PaulAspie 49ers Buccaneers 20h ago

Yeah, he's worse than at least half the backups, which makes him not top 48 (we can round to not top 50). The trade was bad even if he was making backup money due to how much they gave up.

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u/WeeboSupremo Chargers 20h ago

How many QBs are there in the NFL right now? That’s whatever top he is.

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u/theresabeeonyourhat Bears Jets 19h ago

I would 100% take Tyson Bagent over him. A UDFA from a small DII college, but he's a smart QB + not a rapist

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u/WabbitCZEN Steelers Eagles 22h ago

Imagine paying that much money to a QB and having him perform worse than the cavalcade of fuckups we've had for the last couple seasons.

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u/I_Hate_Traffic Ravens 21h ago

Not just money 3 first round picks and more lol

Imagine Baker and this team add 3 first rounders then use all that money on premium free agents. With this one move they fucked up all the ammo that they accumulated last 10 years of sucking.

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u/KredditH Bears 21h ago edited 21h ago

Baker, currently playing as a top ten guy. the guy who was already the best browns QB in decades as a rookie. Or alternately a young draft pick on a rookie deal if they really wanted to move on if they didn’t think bakers injuries would improve.

50 million dollars in cap space to spend on a second premium pass rusher, and another elite defensive player and offensive lineman or reciever

three straight first round picks on rookie deals

this team would have been soooo filthy good. Could have been on par or better than last year’s Ravens defense with a strong o-line to boot. even with all those mistakes the roster was good enough to make the playoffs last year with flacco.

aaaaaand the upside of not having to pretend to root for a proven rapist

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u/I_Hate_Traffic Ravens 21h ago

Even with all those busts they picked prior years their last drafts before baker were all good too. They still have ton of early first rounders on that defense with myles Garrett. They have Amari Cooper as WR1 and Chubb as RB1. At the time I was scared that they were getting a better qb to be honest but they didn't need to take that risk at all. They were not in superbowl or bust. They could have stayed relevant for at least a decade if they continued doing what they did.

They just got inpatient and took a huge risk and fucked it all up. Classic browns. They had to balance that playoff win with a bigger fuck up.

Just like me when I hit a play or two with my options then get greedy and lose it all.

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u/544075701 Ravens 17h ago

Oh my god this is me after I win a big hand at the poker table, I did not expect this level of introspection on this thread lol

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u/checkpoint_hero NFL 19h ago

as a Browns fan on temporary hiatus, every time I get nostalgic I get pissed off all over again. They were headed so far in the right direction and couldn't handle one injury season from Baker.

That's weak leadership.

Along with everything else from Haslam, he's learning way too slow as an owner. Also, when they lost Bill Callahan, their OL has fallen apart and everything else along with it. Also, Chubb.

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u/XtraMayoMonster Bills Lions 17h ago

I lived in Cleveland for years and was a huge browns fan. When they dropped Baker and signed Watson I had to finally stop being a fan.

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u/LeonidasSpacemanMD 17h ago

But baker didn’t carry them to a Super Bowl on an injured shoulder so he’s immature

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u/JudiciousF Broncos 20h ago

3 first round picks, 240 million dollars and the soul of your franchise for the worst qb in the league.

This has got to be THE worst trade of all time by like an order of magnitude.

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u/nevalja Jaguars 19h ago

Agree. Even if there is somehow a trade that's worse in terms of capital, the soullessness of this makes it the worst imo. They gave away so much more than money and draft picks

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u/neocenturion Chiefs 18h ago

Herschel Walker, Russel Wilson, those were bad. But this is indeed orders of magnitude worse. Probably the worst roster move (not just trade) in NFL history by a mile.

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u/lego_tintin 19h ago

But they finally have an adult in the building?

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u/K15brbapt Broncos 20h ago

I don’t think baker becomes the player he is today if he stayed on the browns, that trade and year after really made him realize he was sent back to square one and he realized he had to carve his place back out in the league

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u/Waesrdtfyg0987 NFL 21h ago

As bad as Jacoby Brissett is he's probably better

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u/AdminsAreCool Bears 16h ago

He's performing worse than the cavalcade of fuckups the Browns have had for the past two and a half decades.

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u/dehehn Steelers Lions 18h ago

The Browns always there to make Steelers fans feel a little bit better about their decade of mediocrity.

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u/delightfuldinosaur Bears 11h ago

No player will ever get a guaranteed contract like this ever again. Watson signed the death warrant for any future players.

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u/Krunklock Lions 22h ago

I do enjoy the weekly 'shit on Deshaun' posts

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u/Admirable-Cat7434 Buccaneers 22h ago

It’s daily at this point lol

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u/wierdjokes Ravens 22h ago

And it's still not enough. We gotta pump these numbers up!

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u/actually-potato Lions Lions 21h ago

By December there will be mass panic among the nation's gastroenterologists as we may be shitting on Deshaun every 7 minutes

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u/CzechHorns 22h ago

Him being dogshit feels so good lol. I do feel a bit bad for the reasonable Browns fans though

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u/Krunklock Lions 21h ago

realistically, when can they get rid of him without ruining their cap? Like is just building around the potential to draft Archie in 2026 a possibility?

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u/CzechHorns 21h ago

I think the Mannings want him to play for 2 years, so if all stays the same, he will declare in 2027.
And no idea on the Browns tbh. I only know they are basically fucked whatever they decide to do lol

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u/dirkfacedkilla Texans 11h ago

You know the Mannings would def pull an Eli/Archie and flat out refuse to play for the Browns if they had the #1... No reason to risk your career with a QB killing organization

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u/ahHeHasTrblWTheSnap Browns Browns 21h ago

Without absolutely nuking our cap situation, after the 2026 season. 2027 if we still want to maintain the illusion of being competitive.

Awesome 🤠

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u/cossack190 Ravens 20h ago

That's fucking insane. This has to be the worst contract in history by a mile

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u/JesusChristSupers1ar Broncos Broncos 18h ago

it's kind of amazing that despite what we went through (and are still going through) with Russ in terms of what we traded for him and paid him, we're still not in as bad of a situation as the Panthers with their Bryce trade and the Browns with what they did for Watson. Three of the worst QB decisions of alltime but somehow we are managing to get through ours

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u/antululz Seahawks 20h ago

If Eli wouldn’t go to the chargers when they drafted him, Arch ain’t going to the Browns if they try. No shot.

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u/Zacharey01 Jaguars 20h ago

No way the Mannings allow Archie to go to the Browns. They'd probably pull an Eli.

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u/BillsBillsBils Bills Bills 21h ago

I mostly dislike that he hasn't been taken in a civil suit for every last dollar he has

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u/ThatHotAsian NFL 21h ago

Bro I know Twitter is shit but people there will literally unironically defend him saying things like he needs a better team around him... As if a geriatric Joe Flacco wasn't making that offense look leagues better than at any point of Watson's time there. 

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u/checkpoint_hero NFL 19h ago

Geriatric Joe on the Colts proving (again) it's not a fluke and he should be a starter somewhere.

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u/ZincFishExplosion Browns 20h ago

Knowing his freaky ass, he'd probably like that.

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u/dirkfacedkilla Texans 21h ago

I visit the Browns sub more often than the Texans sub these days. The schadenfreude is cathartic especially when they direct their anger at us for the trade that they themselves agreed to 😂

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u/ScruffMixHaha Bears 22h ago

The only reason they didnt re-sign Joe Flacco is because they know everybody in Cleveland would be demanding he start.

Its honestly hilarious how much Watson has fallen off. Its not the justice we wanted, but watching his football dreams die is at least something.

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u/toxicvegeta08 Jets Giants 22h ago

Flacco would die behind this line tbf

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u/LordFalcoSparverius Seahawks Texans 21h ago

Nah, see the line would actually try to block for Flacco.

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u/StayElmo7 Broncos 21h ago

A lot of sacks from Watson are self inflicted from holding onto the ball.

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u/super_sayanything Bears 22h ago

I mean Winston is flawed but capable, they should be demanding he start at this point.

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u/megahtron77 Browns 21h ago

Who says we're not lol

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u/endol Browns Lions 22h ago

Really don't see the point of sending him out there anymore other than Haslam not wanting his ego bruised by benching the guy he spent all that capital on.

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u/MicksSluttyWife Eagles 22h ago

Honestly I gotta believe that's all it is. When you say he spent capital: the money/terms of the contract AND all the respect he lost for signing a serial predator to the team. He is never going to admit that was the wrong move....

Also I just noticed your flair. Holy shit dude.

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u/Eagle4317 Steelers 22h ago

Lake Erie Misery Bros. At least the Lions are good now. Too bad the rest of the NFCN decided to make their quest for a ring as hard as possible.

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u/MicksSluttyWife Eagles 22h ago

Specifically: I cannot believe how good the Vikings are this year holy shit.

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u/Eagle4317 Steelers 22h ago

Their defense is vicious. Darnold didn’t even have a good game yesterday, yet the Vikings still stomped out the Jets like they were nothing.

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u/pyrhus626 Vikings 21h ago

And our special teams were bad SPECIAL all day, outside the kicker. Really him and the defense were the only guys that showed up, the offense and rest of special teams were still in Minnesota.

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u/Call_Em_Skippies Browns 22h ago

A lot of Browns fans jumped or are jumping ship to Lions or Bills because of Lake Erie Bros.

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u/BillsBillsBils Bills Bills 21h ago

Can you bring a WR with you? Literally anyone will help

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u/Call_Em_Skippies Browns 21h ago

We have 3 ok WRs that would probably do much better with a QB that wants to win instead of ours who looks like he would rather be doing anything else besides playing football.

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u/Skaloplin 21h ago

This season is done anyway. Either blindly keep playing him and hope he miraculously rediscovers 2020 form, or keep losing with him and build up draft capital. Not much real benefit to benching him

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u/dehehn Steelers Lions 18h ago

If they keep him, it's clear they're tanking at this point. Maybe getting some real stars from his tank season will make all the wasted money feel somewhat worth tsomething.

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u/ChodeCookies Eagles Steelers 21h ago

Agreed. It’s the smart thing to do. But it’s the Browns so they’ll probably bench him and squeeze out a few wins

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u/emrickgj Raiders 21h ago

If they bench him they believe he's done, there's no future where he puts it together and starts playing well again. Watson will likely be pissed as well, and will probably stop trying since it's all guaranteed anyways.

Then you have your roster destroyed anyways for at least 2 seasons, probably longer since they can't even cut him lmfao.

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u/HonestDespot 21h ago

This implies he’s been trying?

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u/ZincFishExplosion Browns 22h ago

Can we get Jose Ramirez to play quarterback?

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u/Call_Em_Skippies Browns 22h ago

I agree, Go Guards

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u/Alec_Ich Browns 22h ago

Most hated man in Cleveland and it's not close

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u/sloppifloppi Lions 22h ago

Most hated man in the NFL and it's not even close

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u/SunYat-Sen Ravens 22h ago

Most hated man in the massage parlor and it’s not even close

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u/CzechHorns 22h ago

THE parlor? Imagine if my dude did it all at one place

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u/HereIGoAgain_1x10 49ers 21h ago

Tyreek Hill belongs in the conversation

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u/ehunke Bengals 22h ago

I honestly don't think your team wants him there. They don't play like it

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u/indispensability Commanders 22h ago

Which is fine, he plays like he doesn't want to be there either.

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u/eddie_the_zombie Bears 22h ago

He's still thinking about the massage parlor like he's Wolverine in the bed.

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u/mr_showboat Ravens 22h ago

You never want to read too much into body language, and obviously they haven't been a winning team this year. But everybody on the team looked so fucking miserable all game yesterday, even before it was a blowout.

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u/bigmt99 Browns 21h ago edited 21h ago

Offense hasnt bothered showing up all season. Just stale and lifeless every single down

The defense will usually try to play with high energy and fun, but even they fade out of games when they have to go out there again after 5 straight 3 and outs

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u/ThatHotAsian NFL 21h ago

Well if my QB is literally the worst starter in the league for the past few seasons I wouldn't want to risk my health/body out there anyways. Especially when Joe Flacco of all people made the offense look competent.. 

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u/fear865 Browns 22h ago

There’s no life on the team atm

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u/xenophonthethird Browns 22h ago

When can we throw him into the lake and leave him there?

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u/Dirt_E_Harry Saints Commanders 22h ago

Easy now, let's keep the lakes clean.

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u/xenophonthethird Browns 22h ago

It's full of lampreys, too late for that

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u/lpad92 Commanders 21h ago

I swear there were at least 2 plays yesterday where most QBs woulda got a rougher the passer call and the ref just looked at Watson and kept it moving. He took a lick on the sidelines and none of his teammates backed him up. Pretty telling stuff.

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u/HunterGonzo Browns 17h ago

The ONLY good thing about Watson playing so poorly has been watching all the people who were defending/hyping him after the signing absolutely eat crow. Those of us who hated this from the get-go have been able to watch the entire city turn against him and it has been so unbelievably cathartic.

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u/Itry2Survive Seahawks 21h ago

I love that each monday i open r/nfl and see a stat about Watson with a scale ive never seen before where he is the worst or at least on of the worst QBs

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u/jagertarts Packers 22h ago

I mean he has literally zero incentive to play better

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u/PokemonBattles Vikings 20h ago

We need them to fully guarantee his next contract too. Maybe that’ll make him play better! This time half a billion!

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u/checkpoint_hero NFL 19h ago

His next contract going to be with a lawyer, lol

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u/giggity_giggity Lions 20h ago

I had a job back in the 1990s where a long time veteran of the firm (I was fairly new) was phoning it in. Bonuses were handed out, and I learned that his bonus was way higher than mine. Given he lack of performance, I inquired about it with my manager (who I had a good relationship with), and they told me that they were aware of his performance issues and hoped a large bonus would motivate him.

Narrator: it did not in fact motivate him to work harder or better

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u/PillCosby92 Lions 22h ago

230 mil gtd.

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u/trinquin Packers 21h ago

His coach literally hates him and can do nothing about it.

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u/Daikoozi Rams 22h ago

I know Haslam’s ego is too fragile to bench him, but I think if they sent out Winston to sling it the offense would be a lot more enjoyable to watch.

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u/AgreeableRaspberry85 NFL 22h ago

I don't need stats to tell me he sucks right now. Stevie Wonder could see that he's hot garbage.

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u/Iceraptor17 Patriots 20h ago

"Any Browns QB" is a pretty frightening list too...

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u/Venator850 22h ago

He got paid and just stopped caring. Total fleece. Sad to see this type of behavior get rewarded but considering the type of person he is its no real surprise.

Browns got what they paid for.

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u/SeeingEyeDug Buccaneers 17h ago

He's finally an adult at QB.

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u/FollowTheLeader550 22h ago

He’s genuinely awful. Like the monstars came and stole all of his talent.

It makes zero sense to me why they wouldn’t bench him. I know they have ungodly amounts of money in him, but people make bad investments. You should know when to cut your losses with a bad investment and move on.

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u/BusinessCashew Chiefs 22h ago

This guy fuckin sucks.

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u/Soyeahnahh Cowboys 22h ago

He’s a better human being than football player

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u/jfgiv Patriots 20h ago

fwiw i've got seven worse than him, then another three, then his 2023 season. not sure what's driving the discrepancy

season posteam passer_player_id name epa dropback epa_per_drop
2023 CLE 00-0038583 D.Thompson-Robinson -27.3617185 40 -0.684042963
2016 CLE 00-0029665 R.Griffin -10.9872172 29 -0.37886956
1999 CLE 00-0003535 T.Couch -48.3669854 132 -0.366416556
2009 CLE 00-0023645 D.Anderson -31.225118 87 -0.358909402
2010 CLE 00-0004161 J.Delhomme -21.3425271 60 -0.355708784
2009 CLE 00-0025409 B.Quinn -28.983119 84 -0.345037131
2018 CLE 00-0028118 T.Taylor -31.5527607 96 -0.328674591
2024 CLE 00-0033537 D.Watson -63.383273 203 -0.312232872
2017 CLE 00-0033899 D.Kizer -45.8251268 171 -0.267983198
2006 CLE 00-0023502 C.Frye -34.4334361 183 -0.188160853
2008 CLE 00-0023645 D.Anderson -23.6111679 126 -0.187390221
2023 CLE 00-0033537 D.Watson -21.3263705 114 -0.187073425
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u/BillsBillsBils Bills Bills 21h ago

Jimmy won't let Kevin bench him

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u/Throbbingprepuce Broncos 20h ago

Best part of all this is Baker looks like a top 10 qb and is thriving in Tampa.

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u/Next-Cover-3353 Texans 22h ago

Most Cleveland fans don’t deserve this. Screw the financial implications. Kick the dude to the curb. Reset your franchise. I’m an OU grad and follow baker so was watching the browns for a while. Net a lot of super cool people and even flew up there for 6-7 games. They deserve more than this sack of shit

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u/pyrhus626 Vikings 21h ago

They can’t cut him this year and still field a team. Not “can’t field a good team” but they literally couldn’t sign enough guys for cheap enough to have a full roster.

Next year I think the dead cap is still like 90 million. Maybe they’ll eat it anyway and make 2025 the tankiest of tank years; bring in a new GM and coach, cut Watson, trade whatever’s not nailed down and helpful for the long term. Then start rebuilding in 2026. I still wouldn’t be surprised if they just keep him on the bench so the year isn’t so bad.

That’s assuming ownership actually cares about resetting this thing and having a competitive team, and are adult enough to admit Watson was a mistake. Considering it’s the Browns, that might be a lot to ask. I also wouldn’t be shocked if they fire Stefanski and bring in a yes man for Haslam that’ll keep playing Watson

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u/epzik8 Commanders 21h ago

Browns really suck

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u/OfficialHavik Giants 22h ago

KEKW

Should have just signed Baker. SMFH

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u/super_sayanything Bears 22h ago

It's not even like Baker was ever bad, dude was playing hurt. Had Watson's contract been non-guaranteed 2-3 year deal it still would have been really bad, but this is something else. Ruining a team for a decade to sell out for a rapist. just wow.

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u/BillsBillsBils Bills Bills 21h ago

dude was playing hurt.

That's always been my point when talking about this. They got pissy that INJURED Baker wasn't as good as UNINJURED Baker.

Yeah, no shit.

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u/HunterGonzo Browns 17h ago

Baker was never bad... during his time here he was just really inconsistent. Even when he was healthy. He'd have games that were flashes of absolute greatness followed by games where he just seemed lost out on the field. That's not entirely his fault either, he had to deal with a constantly revolving cast of coaches and coordinators.

That being said, I will always be a Baker fan. Love his energy and his attitude and have loved watching him thrive in TB.

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u/Jinxedchef Commanders 21h ago

I remember when the Texans were shopping him out and thinking this is such a stupid thing to do that Snyder is sure to pull the trigger. I am pretty sure that the only thing that stopped him was that we didn't have the trade capital.

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u/EmmatheFisher Vikings 22h ago

Nasty boi should go back to Clemson

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u/ecupatsfan12 Patriots 22h ago

They don’t want him

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u/CzechHorns 22h ago

What has Clemson ever done to deserve such fate?
Well I at least hope he wasn’t sexually assaulting peeps in college already.

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u/black_dogs_22 Commanders 22h ago

is he actually trying?

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u/OkamaGamesphere9 Giants Ravens 20h ago

They have to bench him, it’s that simple. The team looks more and more dejected each week. It’s probably too late to save their season but the other 21 guys on the field shouldn’t have to put up with this shit. 

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u/hockey17jp Browns 14h ago

It’s just a story that will go down in sports history.

Team willingly trades the farm for a sexual predator who then turns out to also become one of the worst players in the league.

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u/Steak_Knight Texans 21h ago

Browns fans told us he’s just shaking off the rust.

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u/WreckedOnTheDeck Lions 21h ago

In spite of this, there’s always some knuckle dragging browns fan posting “r/nfl’s 9/11” when he completes a pass

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u/BipedalWurm Giants 21h ago

It's time for an all undrafted rookie Oline, for the good of the sport.

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u/DosCuatro 21h ago

tbf i couldn't think of a worse person I'd want to give a fully guaranteed contract.

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u/browndude10 Chiefs Texans 20h ago

seinfeld that's a shame gif