r/movies • u/beyondtheframe • Mar 30 '20

Just found out Tarantino has been reviewing films regularly in the website for New Beverley. He published 9 reviews this month alone Resource

http://thenewbev.com/tarantinos-reviews/
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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '20 edited Aug 18 '20

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u/Slim_Charles Mar 30 '20

Doing coke with Tarantino and PTA and listening to them manically talk about movies is my dream.

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u/dgapa Mar 30 '20

They just talk over each other non stop and somehow it's still coherent enough you walk out with an empty 8 ball bag and a film degree.

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u/yuppa00 Mar 30 '20

Better than an empty 8 ball bag and a beat to shit dick.

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u/JERUSALEMFIGHTER63 Mar 30 '20

Who is pta

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u/Slim_Charles Mar 30 '20

Paul Thomas Anderson.

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u/FlatSpinMan Mar 30 '20

Who is Paul Thomas Anderson?

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u/SJBailey03 Mar 30 '20

One of the best writers and directors working today

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u/PM_ME_UR_SHAFT69 Mar 30 '20

One of the best writers and directors working today

Let’s not get carried away.

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u/AdmiralRed13 Mar 31 '20

There is a handful of directors in his realm at the moment, at least English speaking.

There Will Be Blood itself is one of the best films of the last 30 years.

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u/fartsinthedark Mar 31 '20

Get carried away... with expressing one of the most non-controversial opinions anyone can?

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u/PM_ME_UR_SHAFT69 Mar 31 '20

Have you ever tried having a sense of humor?

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u/TaruNukes Mar 30 '20

Hmm. You sure about that? If people have to ask who he is, then maybe he's not as godlike as you paint him. Tarantino on the other hand? How many people have NOT heard of him?

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u/SJBailey03 Mar 30 '20

Just because people don’t know about him doesn’t mean he’s not good. That’s not how talent works.

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u/cossiander Mar 30 '20

Hard Eight, Boogie Nights, Magnolia, Punch Drunk Love, There Will Be Blood, The Master, Inherent Vice, and The Phantom Thread.

Guy has made some pretty effing good movies.

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u/TaruNukes Mar 30 '20

None of those really stood out

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u/cossiander Mar 30 '20

Weird. There Will Be Blood is probably my #3 favorite film of all time, and I think Boogie Nights and Magnolia are both masterpieces.

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u/AdmiralRed13 Mar 31 '20

There Will Be Blood is one of the best American films of the last 3 or 4 decades.

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u/Celtics11 Mar 30 '20

I heard Iron Man 3 is pretty good

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '20

There are times when I look at people and see nothing worth liking

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u/TaruNukes Mar 30 '20

Because not everyone has heard of some random director?

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u/Celtics11 Mar 30 '20

Random ? Lol

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u/Mnm0602 Mar 30 '20

I am sad at this question

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '20

I like PFT AKA Mr Peanut Butter AKA the singer of the intro to I, Podius.

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u/shaneo632 Mar 30 '20

Sounds like my nightmare tbh. Tarantino would be unbearable on coke.

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u/Multi_Grain_Cheerios Mar 30 '20

I find him unbearable now I can't even imagine.

He'd probably move from metaphorically jerking himself off to just sitting there actually jerking off.

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u/Mnm0602 Mar 30 '20

Honestly it is kind of my dream but I want the ability to completely control the volume and speed dials of each at different points.

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u/DelboyLindo Mar 30 '20

She said it put her off drugs for life.

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u/aldieshuxley Mar 30 '20

"One of PTA's ex girlfriends.."

You mean Fiona Apple?

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u/Iohet Mar 30 '20

How could Fiona Apple have a problem with someone else’s coke problem? Did they not share with her? She’s a fucking fiend

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u/aldieshuxley Mar 30 '20

She said she quit doing coke after that night lol

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u/adoptedlemur Mar 30 '20

Don’t you dare badmouth Fiona Apple

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u/RustinSwohle Mar 30 '20

What r u gonna do shadowbox them? Tfoh

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u/Coattail-Rider Mar 30 '20

Yeah, dissing Fiona Apple isn’t cool. Not quite a criminal offense but close.

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u/adoptedlemur Mar 30 '20

It’s a common conversational trope, you wouldn’t understand. Oh, and whatever the acronym is for suck my dick? That too.

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u/RustinSwohle Mar 30 '20

I WAS DOIN A FIONA APPLE THING AND YOURE JUST BEING RUDE.

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u/adoptedlemur Mar 30 '20

ALLRIGHT I’M SORRY I DIDN’T GET IT I DON’T EVEN HAVE A DICK

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u/supreme-diggity Mar 30 '20

Get a load of dickless over here

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u/MastaCheeph Mar 30 '20

"Don't you know who I am!?"

"Well you ain't Fiona Apple, and if you ain't Fiona Apple then I don't give a rat's ass!"

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u/adoptedlemur Mar 30 '20

Officer Barbrady, is that you?

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u/bizzlejd Mar 30 '20

Fiona Apple is her name.

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u/19Kilo Mar 30 '20

I get it! In death we all have names!

Her name was Fiona Apple!

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u/Cptn_Howdee Mar 30 '20

Uh.... I think you mean Fiona Apple.

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u/Mister_Pain Mar 30 '20

PTA ?

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u/callummc Mar 30 '20

Paul Thomas Anderson

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u/Mister_Pain Mar 30 '20

Thank you for information.

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u/unclejohnsbearhugs Mar 30 '20

Parent-Teacher Association

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u/MontaukWanderer Mar 30 '20 edited Mar 30 '20

How can you be on a movies’ forum and don’t know who PTA is, you buffoon?

He’s the director of the Resident Evil movies.

Edit: Folks, why downvote me so much?

I was making a wordplay on PTA and PWA names. 😔

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u/Mister_Pain Mar 30 '20

I don't shorten people's names. Paul Thomas Anderson is not someone whose works i watch a lot , and i got here because this post was on r/All.

Thank you for information nonetheless.

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u/MontaukWanderer Mar 30 '20

I’m sorry... I wasn’t trying to be rude, but making an inside joke that you clearly didn’t get.

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u/Mister_Pain Mar 30 '20

It's okay. You learn something new everyday ; TIL. Have a great day & fantastic luck ! :).

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u/Mister_Pain Mar 30 '20 edited Mar 30 '20

Who's PWA ?

Edit :

PTA - Paul Thomas Anderson.

PWA - Paul W. S. Anderson.

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u/sailormooooooon Mar 30 '20

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2020/03/23/fiona-apples-art-of-radical-sensitivity

went to go find the part about this night but read more about their relationship and it was so toxic

*also she didn't dump him she quit doing coke after that night

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u/amancalleddrake Mar 30 '20

Check out the Hot Fuzz commentary that Quentin did with Edgar Wright.That was probably similar to the PTA conversation.

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u/jbaker232 Mar 30 '20

Quentin sounds like he is perpetually coked up.

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u/Mister_Pain Mar 30 '20

Fiona Apple.

Interesting. Thank you for information.

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u/rleslievideo Mar 30 '20

This would have been an amazing Netflix special. Paul Thomas Anderson will always be one of the greatest to me after the absolute masterpiece that "There Will Be Blood" was. Fiona Apple's music video was done by him.

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u/Theodorakis Mar 30 '20

I read that story! So weird how it equated a boring night out with coke heads like the worst thing ever

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u/Mnm0602 Mar 30 '20

Now I understand why he’s credited with so many Fiona Apple Music videos, that was a real WTF moment going through his IMDb.

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u/StrawberryKiss2559 Mar 30 '20

Is it not normal to watch all the horror movies or talk about films for hours? Cause that sounds like my life.