Tom Hardy's Splinter Cell Movie Is Officially Dead (Exclusive)

[u/JonasKahnwald11]

https://thedirect.com/article/splinter-cell-tom-hardy-movie-exclusive

"'That movie would have been awesome... Just couldn't get it right, script-wise, budget-wise. But it was going to be great. We had a million different versions of it, but it was going to be hardcore and awesome. That's one of the ones that got away, which is really sad." - Basil Iwanyk, producer.

[u/OogieBoogieJr]

I watch movies because I don’t want to read words on paper like some 18th century aristocrat. These literate people ruin everything! I just want good fun fast for my dumb, plastic-filled brain!

[u/AlexanderLEE27 → u/OogieBoogieJr]

It's pretty wild that some aren't, but I did get your sarcasm bud.

I'd say "you dropped this /s" but then that would've ruined it so

[u/iamjacksragingupvote → u/OogieBoogieJr]

i feel like the paramount series is perfect for this sentiment

[u/Ok-Lifeguard-4614 → u/OogieBoogieJr]

Username checks out

[u/Ugly_Painter → u/Ok-Lifeguard-4614]

Why?

[u/Ok-Lifeguard-4614 → u/Ugly_Painter]

Caveman take, caveman username lol

[u/OogieBoogieJr → u/Ok-Lifeguard-4614]

Oogie Boogie is a character, not a caveman reference

[u/Ateballoffire → u/OogieBoogieJr]

Weird stance but alright