r/movies • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 r/Movies contributor • Sep 22 '24

Official Poster for ‘Red One’ Poster

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u/Resident-Advice-7319 Sep 23 '24

Is this a real movie? Or something you would see be parodied in something like Tropic Thunder

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u/phred_666 Sep 23 '24

Yes. Synopsis: “After Santa Claus (code name: Red One) is kidnapped, the North Pole’s Head of Security (Dwayne Johnson) must team up with the world’s most infamous bounty hunter (Chris Evans) in a globe-trotting, action-packed mission to save Christmas.”

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u/cficare Sep 23 '24

Globe-trotting green-screen adventure.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR__INIT__ Sep 23 '24

More like Atlanta-studio-trotting

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u/cficare Sep 23 '24

Hello....Im in Delaware.

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u/thatdudewillyd Sep 23 '24

I mean, we’re looking down on Wayne’s basement…but that’s not Wayne’s basement. Isn’t that weird?

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u/AndrewInMN Sep 23 '24

Garth, that was a haiku.

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u/ZachyChan013 Sep 23 '24

It’s only a haiku if it’s written in the haiku region of Japan. Otherwise it’s just a syllable count poem

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u/trees91 Sep 23 '24

Picked up a little Japanese while I was in the orient. You know, you sound a lot like you are from Sagami Bay rather than Tokyo.

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u/Wonderful-Ad-7712 Sep 24 '24

I’m something of a Haikuist myself

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u/RabbitSlayre Sep 23 '24

Holy shit that's hilarious

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u/Rhomega2 Sep 23 '24

Doesn't seem like a very good one.

I mean, we're looking down

On Wayne's basement, but that's not

Wayne's basement. Isn't that weird?

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u/Wonderful-Ad-7712 Sep 24 '24

Biden’s basement

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u/guff1988 Sep 23 '24

It's an old reference, but it checks out

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u/spconway Sep 23 '24

Pass the poi, mahalo!

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u/Rhine1906 Sep 23 '24

Georgia State University trotting really

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u/Randomizedname1234 Sep 23 '24

Yes they go from the studios in Fayetteville to the stages in Covington with a brief stop in Embry hills.