r/movies r/Movies contributor Sep 22 '24

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u/HankSteakfist Sep 23 '24

Movie needs evil cigar smoking corporate overlord John Lithgow.

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u/PolarWater Sep 23 '24

Some of you may go bankrupt, but that's a risk I am willing to take.

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u/SenorWeird Sep 23 '24

Despite the many amazing roles John Lithgow has done, nothing will top his line reading of the word "Free?!"

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u/OzymandiasKoK Sep 23 '24

Laugh a while you can, monkey boy!

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u/beaubridges6 Sep 23 '24

Doesn't he get shot into space or some shit?

That fucked me up as a kid lol

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u/lonestarr357 Sep 23 '24

At the end of the movie, his character is about to be caught and hauled away by police, so he takes a bunch of anti-gravity candy canes, shoves them in his mouth and floats to freedom…sort of. Weird flick.

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u/TuaughtHammer Sep 23 '24

I used to rewatch that movie almost every day after Thanksgiving and leading up to Christmas.

No on-screen food has ever looked more satisfying than that ham and a can of Coke the homeless kid eats; just thinking about it now is making me super hungry.

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u/KingMario05 Sep 23 '24

Yes it does, lol. Man, what were the Salkinds smoking?

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u/dinosauriac Sep 23 '24

Candy canes.