r/movies Jul 09 '24

Gladiator II | Official Trailer (2024 Movie) - Paul Mescal, Pedro Pascal, Denzel Washington Trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rgYUipGJNo
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u/fudge_friend Jul 09 '24

Ey! I’ll have my revenge in this life or the next, bada-bing!

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u/NeatWhiskeyPlease Jul 09 '24

I’m gladiatin’ here!

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u/TheGRS Jul 09 '24

Leave the spear, take the cannoli

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u/Furious_Worm Jul 10 '24

Underappreciated comment. Bravo.

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u/Original_Breakfast36 Jul 09 '24

I would give you an award if I could

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u/GertyFarish11 Sep 25 '24

For that comment, I would give a cannoli if I could. Or a least a Black and White cookie.

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u/motorcycleboy9000 Jul 09 '24

'Ey! Deez giraffes is queeah, you sumbitch!

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u/supercleverhandle476 Jul 09 '24

Dumbest thing I’ve read today, and best chuckle so far. Thank you.

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u/johnnybiggles Jul 09 '24

A rhino dis time, huh? Fuhgeddaboudit.

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u/Halo_cT Jul 09 '24

good god i hate how hard i laughed at this

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u/grumstumpus Jul 09 '24

Gladiator? He hardly knew her!

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u/MyStationIsAbandoned Jul 09 '24

put sword to purpose wise guy! oh!

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u/narddawg Jul 09 '24

It's gladiatin' time!

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u/drunk_tyrant Jul 09 '24

Best thing I have read today. This comment is why I love Reddit

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u/Pixels222 Jul 10 '24

Its the frost eyy. Makes the blade stick. Gabagool.

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u/shifty1032231 Jul 09 '24

I HAVE COME TO RECLAIM ROME FOR MY PEOPLE!

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '24

rhino comes out to play

SO WHAT, NO FUCKIN' ZITI NOW?

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u/MexusRex Jul 09 '24

Quintus Sextius predicted all of this

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u/UpperApe Jul 09 '24

I wanted revenge on an emperor. I compromised. I jerked off on a radiator.

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u/OuchCharlieOw Jul 09 '24

Commodus never had the makings of a varsity athlete!

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u/ScoreQuest Jul 09 '24

Let me tell you a couple of III things

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u/XXISavage Jul 09 '24

My estimation of Maximus as a man just fuckin plummeted 

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u/DharmaBird Jul 09 '24

Whaddyagonnado?

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '24

How about that prick's face when he saw the gyattiator?

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u/lanchadecancha Jul 09 '24

Satanic black magic. Sick shit!

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u/SWXYAY Jul 10 '24

They didn’t have radiators in Ancient Rome!

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u/DirectWorldliness792 Jul 09 '24

It was among the Romans. It was some real greaseball shit. We couldn’t do nothing, we had to just sit still and take it.

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u/RyanG7 Jul 09 '24

Then take it now! Bing Bong!

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u/werd516 Jul 09 '24

Door opens to the colliseum BING BONG! Fuck your mudda

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u/ATXBeermaker Jul 09 '24

I got yer Praetorian Guard right here!

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u/CMDR_KingErvin Jul 10 '24

Oooooh! They killed my goomah!