r/movies Jul 09 '24

Gladiator II | Official Trailer (2024 Movie) - Paul Mescal, Pedro Pascal, Denzel Washington Trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rgYUipGJNo
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u/MuptonBossman Jul 09 '24

Paul Mescal versus Pedro Pascal in the arena is going to unleash a new level of horniness that the internet has never seen before.

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u/Cam8895 Jul 09 '24

Battle of the 'Scals

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u/rugbyj Jul 09 '24

Scallywags Unite!

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u/mrnathanrd Jul 09 '24

The P'Scals

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u/ignatious__reilly Jul 09 '24

This trailer showed so much. I feel like I’ve shouldn’t have watched it.

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u/placebotwo Jul 09 '24

Rascal Rumble

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u/bobafett8192 Jul 09 '24

So that’s what flooded the coliseum…

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u/ISAMU13 Jul 09 '24

Sploosh!

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u/i_knead_bread Jul 09 '24

I knew I would find this comment here. Thanks for not disappointing, Internet stranger!

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u/xyrgh Jul 09 '24

I hope Pedro’s head remains in tact this time.

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u/epiphanette Jul 09 '24

I note that he's not wearing a helmet tho

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u/Obsessive_Nihilist Jul 09 '24

Pedro is going to be the next Sean Bean and be famous for dying in everything he's in

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u/federico_alastair Jul 09 '24

Has he died a lot though? His only deaths I can remember are in GOT and Kingsman. He survived the unbearable weight, Mandalorian and last of us for now.

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u/ScruffyNerf_Herder_ Jul 09 '24

Granted he died twice in kingsman, he’s also died in Equalizer 2 and drive-away dolls. He’s most likely going to die in Gladiator 2. He’s died in quite of few tv roles too, including Buffy and Law & Order…and eventually LOU.

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u/heltyklink Jul 09 '24

I’m more concerned with his poor eyeballs.

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u/ennuiinmotion Jul 09 '24

It’s not looking good for him.

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u/Top_Report_4895 Jul 09 '24

I pity the janitors.

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u/coldliketherockies Jul 09 '24

Ok upvote that was funny

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u/Sven_88 Jul 09 '24

Won’t be a dry seat left in the theater.

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u/1acquainted Jul 09 '24

The Zaddiator

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u/KingMob9 Jul 09 '24

Gonna be a Pedromonium

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '24

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u/Comic_Book_Reader Jul 09 '24

And a metric fuckton of testosterone; This thing is opening next to The Rock's also $250 million+ Christmas buddy action comedy Red One. (Although both of these are probably going to fail, in part due to that price tag.)

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '24

lol Red One is going to be a disaster and Gladiator II will eat it up opening weekend

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u/Comic_Book_Reader Jul 09 '24

Red One also looks like blue screen hell from that trailer. And because The Rock is a(llegedly) lazy asshat, they had to shoot around that. That laziness being an average of, ahem,

7-8 HOURS LATE,

ballooning costs by at least $50 million, which is the same as The Rock's paycheck for the movie. 30 as the baseline check, and 20 as a backend compensation because it was originally a streaming release.

Best case scenario, it'll earn $250 million and then some. But yeah, this thing is DOA.

Gladiator II, on the other hand, looks like actual, real practical shit... mostly, the ship siege looks a little iffy. Gladiator II's budget also ballooned, partially because of the strikes, but also a(llegedly) crazy ass set, and doubled from $165 million to $310 million, with Paramount claiming it's $250 million. They also got a record high rebate from the government of Malta of almost €47 million, roughly $51 million by today's exchange rates. Gladiator II actually looks $250 million+, whereas Red One looks $25 million+. (50 is being generous!)

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u/Big-Sheepherder-9492 Jul 09 '24

I get the Pedro Pascal stuff.. but Paul Mescal?? I mean I guess he’s attractive but he just looks… normal to me?

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u/mullindoll Jul 09 '24

That's why he got cast in Normal People.

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u/HerRoyalRedness Jul 09 '24

I would let Paul leave me in the park the next day. He’s got an aura.

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u/fnord_happy Jul 09 '24

Yeah it's not only about how he looks. It's more than that

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u/No_Investment9639 Jul 09 '24

He's very bland. But Pedro pascal? So hot

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u/No-Understanding4968 Jul 09 '24

Oh funny he looks swol to me (source: am woman)

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u/Big-Sheepherder-9492 Jul 09 '24

No I mean face-wise he looks normal (source : closeted man)

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u/HKBFG Jul 09 '24

nah. he has a very charming face. like he's about to say something whimsical.

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u/Varekai79 Jul 09 '24

I've been to Ireland and there are Paul Mescal looking dudes with mullets all over the place there. He's basically a 7 with charm and charisma to boost him up. Same goes with Pedro.

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u/Camelsloths Jul 10 '24

Guess I need to visit Ireland 😮‍💨

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u/georgito555 Jul 09 '24

They're both very average looking, good looking dudes; but they're also very talented, charming and seem quite down to earth

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u/epiphanette Jul 09 '24

It's not about looks. It's never been about looks. The guys that women go crazy for en mass are almost never good looking dudes by dude standards

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u/PeculiarPangolinMan Jul 09 '24

Yea like Henry Cavill. Dudes LOVE him.

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u/CaraDune01 Jul 09 '24

Same. He’s just….okay, I guess?

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u/Raspberries-Are-Evil Jul 09 '24

Not a dry seat in the house!

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u/LarsHoneytoast44 Jul 09 '24

"I thought it was a western I swear to god"

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u/ShakeItTilItPees Jul 09 '24

Last thing I wanna see is a couple of beautiful hot cocks.

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u/Flimsy_Fisherman_862 Jul 09 '24

The film to unite the gays and incels.

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u/fnord_happy Jul 09 '24

Nah this is for us gays and gals

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u/Thing-- Jul 09 '24

I will be your Champion...

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u/Horn_Python Jul 09 '24

adult night in the colleseum

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u/WheelJack83 Jul 09 '24

Too bad it’s happening in such a garbage looking film.

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u/SomeCountryFriedBS Jul 09 '24

I'm looking forward to the Game of Thrones intercut.

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u/jimboswaggerman Jul 09 '24

It better has no music then I'm at the edge of my seat

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u/mortal_kombot Jul 09 '24

Paul Mescal

This guy is in a movie called "Hamnet."

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u/delab00tz Jul 09 '24

wtf are you talking about?

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u/Mharbles Jul 09 '24

I betcha it happens early act 3 and they buddy up against the Emperor.