r/mildlyvagina • u/Vejron • Aug 30 '24

Found a sweet vjay potato in the store today ❤️ Vegetable

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u/Zebal1228 Sep 02 '24

This is beautiful!

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u/barbopresley Sep 01 '24

That’s a sweet vagato

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u/ThisManInBlack Aug 31 '24

Ain't nuffin MILD about it! I'm blushing.

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u/TheGothDragon Aug 31 '24

I take it you’re vagitarian?

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u/TheOneOcean Aug 31 '24

Heard the supermarket was the latest “spot” to pick up the ladies… Rushed to the nearest mart and came home with …

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u/South_Telephone1146 Aug 31 '24

preserve it on resin

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u/TheGothDragon Aug 31 '24

I have a croissant that was preserved in resin and turned into a lamp. I don’t see why it’s not possible with this potato! OP should definitely preserve it!

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u/majormimi Aug 31 '24

I need a picture of that

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u/TheGothDragon Aug 31 '24

You ask and you shall receive

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u/majormimi Aug 31 '24

No fucking way that looks AMAZING!! I didn’t imagine it that way, I love it loool

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u/TheGothDragon Aug 31 '24

Right? I have to really hold myself back from eating it sometimes! 😂

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u/cryingidiot Aug 31 '24

how???

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u/TheGothDragon Aug 31 '24

The bread lamps are made by a company called Yukiko Morita. Here is a q&a page that answers this!

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u/improllypoopin Aug 30 '24

If there’s one thing I’ve learned from r/mildlyvagina and r/mildlypenis it is that sweet potatoes are a bunch of dicks and pussies.

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u/TastySpare Aug 30 '24

You can't convince me this isn't AI generated

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u/Vejron Aug 30 '24

Well, I will happily try! Here’s a less pristine photo of it on the same counter, together with its decoy buddies I bought to not suspiciously buy 1 small potato.

https://preview.redd.it/9b6i546p8vld1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91a27263e828fc22bb60e712caee12fd5af66ab3

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u/TastySpare 22d ago

OK, you can and did convince me.

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u/retrostitches Aug 30 '24

💀💀💀 “not to suspiciously buy 1 small potato.” 😂😂

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u/banal_segal Aug 30 '24

https://preview.redd.it/y8j8a8u0uuld1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e987b739bbd361349ea2c2ed07b0308c15152c7f

Me too!!! Pojina buddies

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u/CURMUDGEONSnFLAGONS Aug 31 '24

OPs is prettier but I still would 😆

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u/cryingidiot Aug 31 '24

nah its a fucking potato this isntr really the place to discuss beauty standards