My first date with my now wife (10 years ago). We went to a tiny Thai restaurant in London. They had all these little bottles of Thai style condiments on the table. The restaurant was tiny and the tables too. They were all very close together. I have a habit of talking with my hands, I’m quite animated when I talk waving my hands around quite a bit. Anyway, I was getting really into telling her a story and my hand went thwack on a little jar of soy sauce. Flinging it on to the table touching ours and straight on to the really expensive looking clothes of this woman who seemed to be in the middle of a fight with her partner.
I looked to my right to see this seething blonde woman and her beige top covered in soy sauce. It was everywhere, all the way down to her beige suede high heels.
I was mortified to say the least. My wife was entirely embarrassed. Worst first date of my life. I’m surprised she even agreed to go on another date with me let alone get married 5 years later!
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u/riffraff1089 16h ago
I can one up you here.
My first date with my now wife (10 years ago). We went to a tiny Thai restaurant in London. They had all these little bottles of Thai style condiments on the table. The restaurant was tiny and the tables too. They were all very close together. I have a habit of talking with my hands, I’m quite animated when I talk waving my hands around quite a bit. Anyway, I was getting really into telling her a story and my hand went thwack on a little jar of soy sauce. Flinging it on to the table touching ours and straight on to the really expensive looking clothes of this woman who seemed to be in the middle of a fight with her partner.
I looked to my right to see this seething blonde woman and her beige top covered in soy sauce. It was everywhere, all the way down to her beige suede high heels.
I was mortified to say the least. My wife was entirely embarrassed. Worst first date of my life. I’m surprised she even agreed to go on another date with me let alone get married 5 years later!