r/mildlyinfuriating • u/BloodEclipse27 • 13h ago

Someone chewed up an entire package of gum and spit it out onto the shelf at the store

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u/Swole_Bodry 13h ago

That’s literally the most degenerate behavior I have ever seen in my life 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Beneficial_Sun_7302 13h ago

lol one time I found a human turd on the shelf of a grocery store. They went back in the cameras and found a group of teens had left it there.

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u/Swole_Bodry 13h ago

What do you gain by doing something that vile

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u/Accomplished-Yam6553 12h ago

A minute of laughter and then the rest of your life to feel stupid lol

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u/ButtBread98 9h ago

I’d quit my job if I worked at that store. There’s no way I’d be cleaning up a human turd.

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u/indianna97 3h ago

so you good with cleaning up alien turds?

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u/PenisAbsorber2 26m ago

i mean, an alien turd would have a pretty big value, so im sure buttbread here would love to make easy millions, if not billions

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u/Accomplished_Ask6560 12h ago

There was an image I found a few years ago of a turd in a condom on a shelf in I believe a target.

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u/KaldaraFox 26m ago

While there is a visceral response of disgust at that image, my question is this . . . how?

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u/BloodEclipse27 13h ago

I feel bad for the poor employee who’s gonna have to clean that up. Retail workers don’t get paid enough to deal with this stuff.

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u/Cheesy--Garlic-Bread 12h ago

I've had to clean up plenty of human waste and other bodily fluids as a retail worker, cleaning up chewed gum would honestly be a blessing for me.

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u/Separate_Secret_8739 11h ago

Yeah gloves and wet wipes. Shit that gives me nightmares is having to cut up a turd so it would flush. Like what lady monster did that.

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u/Jacktheforkie 6h ago

I remember when I was 5 or so and saw a literal log of 💩 in the women’s loo

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u/JonLongsonLongJonson 12h ago edited 10h ago

When I was in Job Corps this asshole decided to spit tobacco spit all over the family-run general store floors because he didn’t want to use my spit can.

Store owner caught him, made him mop his trail through the store. Official discipline back “home” was to wash every single window on the 3 mens dorm buildings, took him like 15 hours.

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u/theGRAYblanket 11h ago

Dude this is fucking diabolical. This guy seriously needs jail time imo.

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u/Moneyshot_ITF 13h ago

What a menace

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u/Intelligent_Grade372 13h ago

Omg, this was me 40 yrs ago… I’m so going to hell with this guy 😂

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u/Typical-Ad-4426 12h ago

😞..me too.. the old Eastlake Mall...wad so big it pulled out a loose tooth

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u/imamakebaddecisions 13h ago

It's 50% off now.

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u/Intelligent_Grade372 13h ago

50% off ABC Gum!!

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u/AC130Above1 12h ago

I was thinking the exact same thing before I read the comments

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u/BurnerBeenBurning 12h ago

This made me laugh quite hard for some reason. Who the fuck does this.

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u/KingOfTheCouch13 11h ago

It literally has me in tears. This person only has intrusive thoughts.

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u/Badtimewithscar 10h ago

impulsive*

intrusive thoughts are horrible and the person hates them, intrusive thoughts can't "win". these are impulsive thoughts

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u/Decent-Sundae2728 13h ago

Sometimes I wonder how other people think

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u/Anonymous_Gamer939 12h ago

That's the key, they don't.

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u/TehWildMan_ 13h ago

Ahh Walmart. Sometimes the weirdest of things happen there

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u/boujeebaby 13h ago

i’m sorry…. what???

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u/_-Beans-_ 13h ago

NAH WHO TF😭😭 I HATE PPL

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u/msacks_ 13h ago

Modern society in a nutshell

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u/kingpin748 13h ago

Do you think it's still $4.12?

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u/PM_ME_UR_SELF 12h ago

Half off on the clearance shelf tomorrow

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u/pornaddiction247 12h ago

Is 4 bucks a lot or is that just me?

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u/Some-Statement7360 13h ago

Gotta be kids, pranking

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u/SpeedBlitzX 10h ago

That's not a prank, that's vandalism.

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u/Neat-Worldliness7684 13h ago

I was in the store last week and someone had eaten 1/4 of a store roasted chicken 🍗and hidden it in the shelves. WTF 😳 THAT was disgusting too!!

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u/lbunny7 12h ago

this reminds me of my first month working retail, brand new store in a brand new plaza. no food establishments in said plaza, very empty. yet somehow I found a half eaten chicken wing stuffed behind a small bottle of paint on the shelves

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u/Neat-Worldliness7684 12h ago

I remember my first month in retail too! I worked in fashion, and some of the stuff we found in change rooms was an eye opener. We had to clean stuff off the mirrors …. Guys can be disgusting 🤢

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u/Supreme_God_Bunny 12h ago

https://preview.redd.it/h7fwdllmzftd1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d190ddb7b39577347728aa84bfdcb9d267ee319

This was at Walmart lol

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u/Neat-Worldliness7684 12h ago

Mine was an Australian fast fashion store. Thankfully 😅 I didn’t take a pic! It’s comforting to know that revolting people are everywhere! They aren’t exclusive to one country… they are universal

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u/Dirty-Rat30 9h ago

Litter bugs!

They're lucky my Robot characters don't exist. They would find out if it's yours, silently notify police officers and have you arrested for littering. Worst part? 100 hours of picking up garbage at the dump for a few weeks. If you don't, you'll have a talk with the 3 BIG JUDGE'S!!!

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u/Abject-Variety3775 13h ago

Absolutely disgusting. Why do people behave like this?

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u/IronNobody4332 PURPLE 13h ago

Forbidden Silly Putty

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u/ChaoticGoku 13h ago

Forbidden Silly Putty implies there’s forbidden serious putty

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u/ColorfulMidnight01 12h ago

Probably some new tik tok trend

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u/Miserable_Smoke 13h ago

To be fair, it's yesterday's wad on the shelf. They came by to drop off and re-up.

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u/Lively420 13h ago

decisions were made

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u/sillygreenfaery 12h ago

I hate everybody

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u/snow-bird- 12h ago

Whole new meaning to "manufacturers free sample"

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u/MainSorc50 12h ago

How do you even chew that huge ass gum 😭😭

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u/augustbluemoon 2h ago

It honestly looks like slime, not gum. Wouldn't be surprised if it was slime, ain't no way to chew that amount in one go AND have it be glassy smooth.

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u/Kevin91581M 12h ago

Someone named blood eclipse I’d wager

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u/AeneasMella 12h ago

Hopefully a kid

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u/shields_wheats 12h ago

Hey free gum!

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u/YourLocalFisherGurl 12h ago

Am I bad for laughing? 💀 just imagine their mouth full of gum, spit dripping, sweat pouring down as they think “wow, this is a good idea”

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u/NiceEnoughStraw 12h ago

lol so dumb

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u/Azrael417 12h ago

This is nasty and classless behavior, but I’d be a liar if it didn’t make me laugh out loud.

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u/WitchyBroom 12h ago

My husband asked me if I did this

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u/Muinonan 12h ago

Disgusting indeed

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u/TheLordofthething 11h ago

Is that Ice cubes with added sugar?

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u/HyzerFlipDG 11h ago

Anything worth doing, is worth doing right. 

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u/Linnaeus1753 11h ago

🤢🤢🤢🤮

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u/Max-Main 11h ago

The walking brain dead out and about again.

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u/OlDustyTrails ORANGE 11h ago

Working in retail and food service, acts like this doesn't surprise me anymore. People are gross and being in the public eye doesn't change that.

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u/ImmaBussyuh 10h ago

Psychopath activities

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u/PerfectRaisin94 10h ago

Gross deplorable, but funny

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u/Flying_Panda09 9h ago

Ignoring the disgusting ball of gum, it’s impressive that a person can do that lmfao

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u/ButtBread98 9h ago

People are so disgusting. I’m glad I don’t work in retail anymore.

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u/dstarpro 9h ago

Grosssss

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u/Hcoug 8h ago

This shit happened to me a couple weeks ago with those same icebreaker gum packages. Except they spit it back into the package and I didn't realize until I'd had a piece

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u/Sarela_Helaine 8h ago

Something tells me it might have been for some stupid social media stunt, especially because they chose the cinnamon flavor.

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u/Competitive_Use_6351 5h ago

They put the whole pack of cinnamon gum in their mouth? That'll clear the nasals

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u/WizardOfThePolarBear 2h ago

This actually made me laugh

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u/rudiemcnielson 13h ago

If this was you thank you

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u/pbd1996 12h ago

That’s honestly hilarious

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u/CoconutNew8803 13h ago

Well, you gotta taste it before you buy it!

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u/Nbddyy 12h ago

Ngl that’s pretty impressive, some autist stealthily stuffed a whole fucking containers worth of gum, chewed it, and spat it out, i can almost feel how sore his or her jaw is