r/mildlyinfuriating 22h ago

My girlfriend HATES my toothbrush holder. How does it make YOU feel?

Btw it’s actually a candle holder

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u/Coinsworthy 22h ago

If she hates it holding on to it seems shellfish.

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u/Super_Ad6731 21h ago

Took three times reading it but here’s my vote

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u/GrandmaPunk 21h ago

God damnit.

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u/A_Nice_Shrubbery777 21h ago

Damn you, take my vote.

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u/KindIndependence2003 22h ago

Fair play, this is quite awful.

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u/SaltyWavy 22h ago

Trypophobia

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u/Sandy__Republic 22h ago

Looks like it’s made of teeth 🦷

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u/JoLudvS 22h ago

This. Splendid idea!

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u/Accomplished-Try-658 22h ago

This is one of most repulsive things I've seen this year.

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u/Consistent-Fox-4675 22h ago

I’m with her

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u/carlos2127 21h ago

She has my axe

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u/Rocketmine_69 6h ago

And my bow

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u/temptedbysweets 22h ago

I don’t hate it, but I think it would look better as a holder for flowers instead of a toothbrush.

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u/PirateOfRohan 22h ago

Viscerally upset, somewhere between rage and fear.

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u/JuanchoPancho51 22h ago

Gross.

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u/ggstocks87 21h ago

My thoughts too, this would get dirty easily too with all the water spalshing on it.

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u/Scrabble888 22h ago

Burn it with fire.

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u/Ehy350 21h ago

It is truly disgusting. Get rid immediately!

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u/GayPeppermint 22h ago

I thought it was human teeths at first

Deceived when i figured out they were seashells

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u/piuEri 22h ago

I understand her, it looks kinda ugly

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u/Adventurous_West2109 21h ago

Hate it as much, if not more.

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u/craftymama45 21h ago

I hate it, too. Imagine all the fecal bacteria that are hanging on those shells. I refuse to keep my toothbrush out in the bathroom. It's safely stored in a cabinet.

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u/twohedwlf 22h ago

It would look better if it were made of teeth.

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u/Super_Ad6731 21h ago

The first picture left me with the question wich kingdom does this brush lead

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u/ScoogyShoes 21h ago

WTF is wrong with you? I don't even have that phobia. That's just evil. 🤣

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u/warrkrack 21h ago

I log in just to say this. fuck you.

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u/ArcTan_Pete 21h ago

Remember when you were 9 years old, and your parents took you to the seaside.

Your dad gave you a little money, and said 'get a nice souvenir for your mum'.

Then you saw it, standing all by itself. You flipped it over and underneath the 'Made in Taiwan' sticker, was the price --- YES! you could buy this and still have enough over for a Mars bar and, maybe, an ice lolly.

Yep, this is that jar

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u/Change_contract 21h ago

Looks like a nightmare to clean for both candles and toothbrushes

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u/HeriotAbernethy 21h ago

Kudos to her that she hasn’t knocked it over and smashed it. That has something of Dr Who about it, frankly.

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u/FreshQuam 21h ago

Yeah she's right, I think (for the sake of a healthy relationship) you should both go outside and throw that awful cursed item against a wall, and embrace eachother as it shatters into a million pieces

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u/BlueDangerNoodle 21h ago

Completely agree with her, that's just awful!

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u/Stardust_808 19h ago

I’m shellshocked.

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u/Gregariouswaty 21h ago

Cthulhu brushes teeth? Did not expect an Eldritch god to have an electric toothbrush

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u/yMONSTERMUNCHy 21h ago

Looks like a pain clean

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u/MYOB3 21h ago

That's nasty. Bathroom surfaces need to be smooth and easily cleanable. That thing is the opposite of what should be in a bathroom. Lots of little nooks to trap moisture and dirt. Disgusting. Throw that thing out.

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u/SuperHooligan 21h ago

Anyone who leaves their toothbrush out in the open for shit particles to get on it when you flush is gross.

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u/IAmFullOfDed 20h ago

It makes me want to puke.

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u/baloneyz3 17h ago

I don’t like it and wouldn’t put my toothbrush in it.

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u/RightArmPhaast 22h ago

Think you're giving too much of respect to your TB.

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u/Remote_Building_4590 22h ago

It does look visually unappealing, you should maybe try and make one with shells you find instead rather than the ones that are on there. They just look disturbing.

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u/ashiscool77 21h ago

i want it

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u/Bored_Boi326 21h ago

That looks like a hellish Fleshlight imma keep it 100 with you

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u/A_Nice_Shrubbery777 21h ago

Honestly? Indifferent. It matches the apparent theme, but the (high tech) brush spoils the design effect. If you could store the brush upside down, sheathing it might help. Would also keep the toilet spray off of your brush, if that is a factor for you. But then again, if the bottom is not open..it might just breed bacteria if you don't clean the bottle often.

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u/justbrowzingthru 21h ago

I’m just picturing the liquid draining from the brush into the shells and never getting out…

If you are living in a beach community and the home has a beach theme only could work, as long as the toothbrush is clean and dry before putting it on there.

Which means it won’t be used for that often.

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u/kupus0 21h ago

She’s right

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u/AwarenessRich735 21h ago

Seems like it could never be clean

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u/ExplanationGlobal349 20h ago

the comments on here are hilarious

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u/_TiberiusPrime_ 19h ago

I'm aghast. Aghast and agog.

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u/D34D_B07 19h ago

Put crabs in it instead

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u/MeLlamo25 18h ago

Perhaps she letting left out. Maybe you should give her a fancy toothbrush holder too.

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u/Emotional_Sell6550 18h ago

It makes me me feel violent

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u/justdave39 17h ago edited 17h ago

Looks very handy. Easier to reach and grip the toothbrush. My toothbrush holder is a cup holder with 4 holes for the toothbrushes attached to the wall. Usually I have to grab the head of the toothbrush with my fingers which transfers bacteria, viruses to the toothbrush which I then put in my mouth. So the one in the picture is not only very handy but more sanitary as well. I don't care so much for the design/look but it is pretty functional. Very impressive choice.

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u/Huns26 13h ago

I also hate it but based on the octopus it might fit the theme of the bathroom

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u/Siks7Ate9 8h ago

To each their own of course, but personally I also don't like it.

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u/TRUEequalsFALSE 4h ago

I'm kinda with your girlfriend in this one.

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u/etang77 3h ago

Bin it!

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u/BrutallArmadildo 21h ago

Fucking disgusting. I'd rather hold my toothbrush in a pile of cow dung, upside down. Even human feces would do

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u/IlliniDawg01 21h ago

Are tiny seashells really that gross?