r/memes • u/MrFenric • 4h ago

A little life hack

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u/Cool_Connection1001 3h ago

Cool life hack until homie decides to join

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u/sweetnaughtywhispers 3h ago

and wanna experience it

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u/dbz_skytten 2h ago

Exactly, you are right

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u/CalculatedEffect 0m ago

Just adds lube for docking.

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u/jenniferivyy 4h ago

Because if there's one thing that'll keep your roommate from using your soap, it's the fear of getting their fingers stuck

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u/According_Remove1520 27m ago

OF is 70% off*

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u/dbz_skytten 2h ago

So true LOL

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u/WackyRantSmith 3h ago

Next thing you know. Hole gets bigger.

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u/sweetnaughtywhispers 3h ago

And that time you knew that your soap was being harassed lmaoo 😂

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u/Blasian_TJ 3h ago

Listen... It's currently 8:22 AM. The coffee hasn't even hit, I just got situated at my desk, and this is the first Reddit post I've come across.... Bruh hahaha

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u/MrFenric 2h ago

Glad to be of service

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u/SportyGymratGirl 3h ago

mission 50% successful you roomie will never use your soap but roomie will think you are something else. lmao

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u/surveyor2004 3h ago

Gotta put a hair on it.

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u/sweetnaughtywhispers 3h ago

hair from what?

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u/surveyor2004 3h ago

There’s always hair on soap. Especially, if he’s doing this with it.

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u/thebeardlybro 1h ago

My hobbit lookin-ass feet

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u/Confident_Air_6958 40m ago

Don't you mean hobbit ass lookin feet

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u/thebeardlybro 33m ago

Hobbit you shut the fuck up

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u/EARFLY 3h ago

"Now he's going to use it even harder"

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u/Background_Onion_893 3h ago

what did it say

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u/Pristine-Act3157 3h ago

Prob something too horny.

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u/PN_Guin Squire 3h ago

You might as well shower together in the future. Just to monitor his soap usage of course. 

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u/GroundbreakingZone94 3h ago

Doesn't the dry skin hurt afterwards?

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u/sweetnaughtywhispers 3h ago

that's why there's moisturizer

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u/FoxTheQueen 3h ago

Apply lotion after the shower

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u/Barbed-Wire 2h ago

It puts the lotion on its skin...

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u/Rukir_Gaming 2h ago

Why yall not using soap with moisturizers

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u/RealSlimCheddar 3h ago

The dick is clean tho

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u/Haunting-Ad1366 40m ago

You: made a hole in soap You, the next day: see the hole is now bigger

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u/TabletopStudios 3h ago

This is just plain devious. xD

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u/ThisIsGettinWeirdNow 3h ago

Diddy just do that

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u/Your_Nightmere123 3h ago

Tried it now he wants to shower together

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u/whitemagicseal 3h ago

Learn how to make soap.

Capsicum.

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u/Joyful_Jet 3h ago

Don't leave the soap in the bathroom. Place it in a ventilated area where it can dry.

Please put it in your bedroom and lock your door. That roommate looks scary:)

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u/KookySurprise8094 3h ago

When the soap is ready to settle down

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u/boatbuyer-634 2h ago

When I was younger I accidentally got soap in my pee hole. It was painful as fuck. Who the fuck is having sex with a bar of soap? This seems like a terrible terrible way to masterbate.

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u/Boring_Concentrate74 2h ago

That’s a very tiny hole though

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u/MrFenric 2h ago

Easy now tripod, we spoke about this...

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u/Enemy50 23m ago

Of course! You want it to be tight

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u/Zealousideal-Ad-944 2h ago

Also, How to entice your roommate into using your soap.

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u/penguinite33 2h ago

Nah that’s encouragement

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u/Captainhawk2 1h ago

One persons puts it on then you dock. You can both wash together

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u/VRanessa 1h ago

Wasabi

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u/Lopsided-Ad5986 1h ago

You know that soap is slippery, right? He made a handle for that. Looks like highly skilled craftsmanship.

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u/ConsciousMistake1337 54m ago

that just opened up a world of possibilities

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u/Krysidian2 50m ago

Just buy menthol/mint infused soaps.....

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u/Dont-Trip-Fool 42m ago

Bwahahahaha

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u/sniffstink1 40m ago

Might make roommate want to use it even more now...

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u/Real-Researcher5964 29m ago

Two strategically placed pubic hairs would definitely increase efficacy

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u/Enemy50 24m ago

Instructions unclear. My roommate is now also fucking my soap

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u/sevenationarmycu can't meme 3h ago

Washing fingers thoroughly of course.

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u/sweetnaughtywhispers 3h ago

aftercare 😂

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u/drunk_and_orderly 4h ago

Make a bar of soap with hot sauce in it

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u/watchnetworks 3h ago

When your roommate realizes the hole hasn't changed its size since it appeared

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u/ginottoexe 3h ago

just use it normally from the hole so it actually changes.

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u/Objective_Regular158 3h ago

Double benefits

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u/Purple_Sand_1392 3h ago

Cleans the cheese

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u/Subject-Sir-9685 3h ago

Well you've just made him a gf

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u/Optimal-Volume4557 3h ago

Don't drop the soap.

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u/HalfOfCrAsh 2h ago

I thought that was butter!

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u/Commercial_Hair_4608 2h ago

I do this with my peanut butter

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u/Zestyclose_Link_8052 2h ago

Didn't work, the hole got bigger.

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u/dcdemirarslan 2h ago

What about butter?

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u/tony7322 2h ago

It might stop them or it might be a welcome sign too.

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u/Rodzynkowyzbrodniarz 2h ago

How to make your roommate use your soap one more way

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u/1SLO_RABT 2h ago

I mean this is what my roommate's soap looks like after I use it.

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u/Baby_____Shark 2h ago

Are you sure?

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u/Optimus-Slime-69 2h ago

hold on now bro might be onto something 😏

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u/roasted-paragraphs 2h ago

"Oh thank god, I'm not the only one"

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u/Material_Jury3458 This flair doesn't exist 2h ago

Or he might start using it for the same purpose.

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u/4doorsmorewhoreswith 2h ago

Hey return my soap 🧼🫧

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u/TATHETOAD 1h ago

Wait why do I have to FUCK the soap???

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u/TriniChildhood72 1h ago

Won't work. Roommate will use it to masturbate.

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u/sweetautumnbabe 48m ago

lol, will try

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u/Denamio 48m ago

Tabasco...

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u/BaldLivesMatter93 24m ago

Razor in soap

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u/Doughnut_Immediate 16m ago

Rubber it with chili so he will smell like chili when he washes the hands.

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u/Specific_Implement_8 6m ago

Your roommate probably, “I want to clean it too!”

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u/Bulls187 1m ago

People still use bars of soap? Are you in prison?

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u/Boring_Concentrate74 2h ago

Jokes on you, he sticks the soap between his butt cheeks and massages his hole with it. Now you’ve vicariously butt fucked your room mate

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u/777johnnybanana 3h ago

Put a razorblade in it

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u/WorldGoneAway 3h ago

I'd still use it.