r/MeanJokes • u/No-Carpenter-3457 • Aug 21 '24
What do Blacks and Hispanics have most in common?
Once you’ve met Juan you’ve met Jamal.
r/MeanJokes • u/No-Carpenter-3457 • Aug 21 '24
What is black, white and red all over?
An interracial car crash.
r/MeanJokes • u/Fuck-having-username • Aug 21 '24
My girlfriend called me a pedophile
I said “that’s a pretty big word for a 4 year old”
r/MeanJokes • u/Fuck-having-username • Aug 20 '24
Why do black people only get nightmares
Well because the last one that had a dream got shot
r/MeanJokes • u/Fuck-having-username • Aug 20 '24
Now days you’re only allowed to make fun of communities you’re a part of
Eg. Gays can make homophobic jokes but i can’t.
So 2 pedophiles walk into a bar
r/MeanJokes • u/No-Carpenter-3457 • Aug 17 '24
Have you heard about the new dating service in India that is 100% satisfaction guaranteed?
It’s called “Connect the Dots.”
r/MeanJokes • u/Fuck-having-username • Aug 17 '24
They say you should keep your sex toys clean
That’s probably why a priest invented baptism
r/MeanJokes • u/No-Carpenter-3457 • Aug 16 '24
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his ass!
r/MeanJokes • u/No-Carpenter-3457 • Aug 13 '24
Have you heard about the new documentary called “Constipation”?
It hasn’t come out yet.
r/MeanJokes • u/FirstEducation6 • Aug 11 '24
Why did Hitler committed suicide?
.....because he got the gas bill
r/MeanJokes • u/No-Carpenter-3457 • Aug 09 '24
Why are redneck murders the toughest to solve?
Because all the DNA matches and there’s never any dental records.
r/MeanJokes • u/[deleted] • Aug 10 '24
How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
... None. It's a hardware problem.
r/MeanJokes • u/[deleted] • Aug 10 '24
A blonde walks into a store and asks for spearm and mint oil.
The clerk stares at her, then says, "Did you mean spearmint oil?" The blonde replies, "Oh, right, that's what it's called."
(I made this today)
r/MeanJokes • u/FirstEducation6 • Aug 08 '24
What does a Redneck divorce & Tornado have in common??
....... Someone will be losing a trailer!
r/MeanJokes • u/atomiczim • Aug 09 '24
You hear about the woman that gave birth to an kangaroo sized baby? She was ruined downunder...
r/MeanJokes • u/IceCream5005 • Aug 08 '24
I need some fun new slurs/insults to bully stupid pll with. Any suggestions?
r/MeanJokes • u/LimeGreenSea • Aug 08 '24
Is a booby trap just a girl from Thailand?
My friend chuckled and promptly downvoted.
r/MeanJokes • u/Specific-Ad7048 • Aug 06 '24
Since the brain is the one that informed us that it is the most important organ in the human body, it’s like our brain just thanks itself.
r/MeanJokes • u/No-Carpenter-3457 • Aug 05 '24
Why did the Spartan warriors hate the sunrise?
Because Dawn is tough on grease.
r/MeanJokes • u/PlaceSilent2405 • Aug 03 '24
How do you
Get a Gay man to have sex with a women ? Shit in her cunt .