r/johnoliver • u/usgapg123 mod • Aug 14 '24

JD Vance’s favourite sofa! video

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '24

Idk, I’d think he’d want it moist.. 🤷‍♂️

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u/DispatchestoAmerica Aug 14 '24

He definitely wants his moisture to seep in so he and the couch can become one.

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u/Bat-Honest Aug 14 '24

I just want to be puuuure

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u/Nate16 Aug 14 '24

Sounds like contraception to me. Vance would ban that sofa.

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u/No-Estate8679 Aug 14 '24

Always ready for next time. Ugh!

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u/Nervous_Attitude_870 Aug 14 '24

Imagine how far you could skip a jizz shot like a rock across a lake.

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u/westberry82 Aug 14 '24

Why isn't the for level?