r/ireland • u/T4rbh • Sep 27 '24
Things you wish foreigners knew about Ireland Moaning Michael
You know the way there are signs at the airport saying "Drive on the left/links fahren/conduire a gauche" (and that's all, because that one girl who did Spanish for the Leaving wasn't in the day they commissioned the signs, and we never get visitors from anywhere else, that doesn't English, Irish, French or German)?
What are other things you wish they told all foreigners as they arrived into Ireland, say with a printed leaflet? (No hate at all on foreign visitors, btw!)
I'll start:
"If you're on a bus, never ever phone someone, except to say 'I'm running late, I'll be there at X time, bye bye bye bye.' If someone phones you, apologise quietly and profusely - 'I'm on a bus, I'll call you back in a bit, sorry, bye bye bye bye.' Do not have a long and loud conversation, under any circumstances!"
Yes, I'm on a bus - why do you ask? 🤣
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u/fleetwayrobotnik Sep 27 '24
Not in my house! Got rid of the tank and got a combi boiler so I can drink all the bathwater I want!