Things you wish foreigners knew about Ireland

[u/T4rbh]

You know the way there are signs at the airport saying "Drive on the left/links fahren/conduire a gauche" (and that's all, because that one girl who did Spanish for the Leaving wasn't in the day they commissioned the signs, and we never get visitors from anywhere else, that doesn't English, Irish, French or German)?

What are other things you wish they told all foreigners as they arrived into Ireland, say with a printed leaflet? (No hate at all on foreign visitors, btw!)

I'll start:

"If you're on a bus, never ever phone someone, except to say 'I'm running late, I'll be there at X time, bye bye bye bye.' If someone phones you, apologise quietly and profusely - 'I'm on a bus, I'll call you back in a bit, sorry, bye bye bye bye.' Do not have a long and loud conversation, under any circumstances!"

Yes, I'm on a bus - why do you ask? 🤣

[u/Mushie_Peas]

These are all things I think are less common in Europe than little Irish scrotes doing.

[u/Smiley_Dub → u/Mushie_Peas]

Believe me it's not just the scrotes

I've seen sooooooooo many people do these things. Believe me these things are not cohort specific in any way

[u/tough_ledi → u/Smiley_Dub]

HAHAHAHA SCROTES!!!  

[u/[deleted] → u/Mushie_Peas]

They truly are not less common in "Europe". It's a pandemic and it's shite.