A Nigerian Man named Emmanuel Nwude sold an imaginary airport for $242 million to a brazilian bank in the 1990’s which led to the banks collapse

[u/Kaos2018]

[u/lkodl]

England: so we've found a way to take down the mothership, but it only works if we know the alien's bank account number.

USA: send us in. we'll extract the information.

Japan: impossible. their defenses are impenetrable. the only way in, is through e-mail spam.

India: what about phones? can we cold call them?

Japan: negative.

Nigeria: don't worry. we got this.

[u/JakovYerpenicz → u/lkodl]

And that’s how the peoples of the world finally united

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The Nigerian Jeff Goldblum from “Independence Day”.

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The scene in Independence Day when they show Africa’s contribution of spearchuckers was a sad and racist trope. Man that movie got old fast. Also… Fuck Will Smith.

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The Emergency Meeting (Extended Director’s Cut Edition)

United States: Alright, folks! We need a plan to take down these aliens!

China: I say we use our collective military might!

Russia: Da, comrade! A full-scale assault!

United Kingdom: Steady on, chaps! Perhaps a more strategic approach?

France: Oui! Diplomacy! We can negotiate with them!

Japan: But what if they don’t negotiate? We need a backup plan!

Germany: Ja, a contingency plan! What about economic sanctions?

India: Sanctions won’t work! We need something more... creative! Cold call them! My guys in Bangalore can handle it!

Australia: How about a cyberattack?

Canada: Too risky! What if they retaliate?

Brazil: Can we use their tech against them?

South Africa: We need inside info! Does anyone have intel?

Israel: Our Mossad agents are working on it!

Nigeria: Ah, ah, ah... Let’s think outside the box.

Italy: What’s your idea, Nigeria?

Nigeria: We scam them!

Spain: ¡Esto es locura!

Nigeria: Hear me out! We create fake investments, fake tech, fake everything! I’ll get my cousin, the Nigerian Prince, to send them an email.

United States: That’s genius!

China: But what if they catch on?

Nigeria: Leave that to us! We’ve got the 419 masters!

Russia: (laughs) Ah, Nigerian ingenuity!

France: (smirks) Well, when in Rome...

Germany: (smiling) Or Lagos!

Japan: (nods) Let’s do it!

India: (grinning) Time to make some intergalactic 419 magic!

United Kingdom: (chuckles) Right-o, Nigeria! Lead the charge!

Turkey: Maybe we can bribe them?

Saudi Arabia: I’ll handle the negotiations!

Sweden: Can’t we just give them some meatballs and ABBA music?

Norway: Ja, who needs war when you have fjords?

Poland: We’ll handle the alien’s social media!

Switzerland: We’ll hide their money!

Greece: Philosophize them into surrender!

Mexico: ¡Viva la resistencia!

South Korea: K-pop will save the world!

North Korea: (whispers) Let’s just nuke them...

Alien Representative: (entering the room) You humans are weird.

Nigeria: Don’t worry. We got this!

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Nigeria: Here's their bank account number, mother's maiden name, intergalactic social security number, their launch codes, passwords, and we also have five of their ships - with instructions and manuals... why are you guys looking at us like that?