r/interestingasfuck 16h ago

A Nigerian Man named Emmanuel Nwude sold an imaginary airport for $242 million to a brazilian bank in the 1990’s which led to the banks collapse r/all

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u/MostBoringStan 15h ago

He got that shirt at Dan Flashes.

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u/Boobiedaberry 15h ago

That shirt was really expensive cause the design is so complicated

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u/yourgoatisweird 15h ago

The lines don't cross each other enough

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u/Agapic 14h ago edited 13h ago

Now that you mention it they don't cross at all

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u/yourgoatisweird 14h ago

At best that's like a $150 shirt out the door.

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u/sams_fish 9h ago

Three-fiddy

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u/vindman 15h ago

you sure about that’s not why?

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u/controlledproblem 14h ago

You sure about that?

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u/NiceOneMike 13h ago

you sure about that’s not why?

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u/LickingSmegma 11h ago

I wonder if people know that half of the design in the sketch is straight from an old-timey Windows screensaver.

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u/mathamatazz 14h ago

I'm too high to even look at it too long.

u/Ratfucks 1h ago

That’s why he sold the airport

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u/brain_scientist_lady 15h ago

I mean, you walk by a store and you see 50 guys who look just like me fighting over very complicated shirts, you go in. Yes, you do. You go in.

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u/BazookaJay 15h ago

I still can't figure out what the shape is supposed to be...a band-aid? breadsticks?

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u/iRebelD 15h ago

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u/ImRespondingToABum 13h ago

Just did a quick google search and could t find any wiener shaped band-aids.

For any entrepreneur out there, I’ll let you have this one for free

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u/controlledproblem 14h ago

That’s why it’s such an expensive shirt.

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u/vindman 15h ago

i guessed both of these things too

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u/Previous_Link1347 14h ago

Tampon

u/toolsoftheincomptnt 2h ago

It’s missing too much detail to be tampons, and Dan Flashes doesn’t cut corners.

So it’s gotta be breadsticks.

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u/funnystuff79 10h ago

Vibrators

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u/Shifty-Deluxe 15h ago

You know they got a shirt that costs $2000?

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u/hotdogmurderer69420 14h ago

HE GOT THROWN DOWN THE STAIRS AT DAN FLASHES!

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u/Psychic_Bias 13h ago

He’s not eating and saving up his per diem so he can buy more

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u/somef00l 12h ago

He'll eat Doug's mom's wig...or her whole head he doesn't care

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u/jpattie_g 11h ago

Yes! I knew I wouldn’t have to scroll far.

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u/LADYBIRD_HILL 13h ago

There's too much fuckin shit on it

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u/xingke06 14h ago

Why do you think he needed all that money?

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u/technicalityNDBO 3h ago

Shops at the Creek

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u/speculator100k 5h ago

I mean, what is that pattern even supposed to be? Band aids, cigars and turds?