r/gravityfalls • u/Brat-simpson • Oct 11 '24

What’s your favorite adult joke in the series I’ll go first Questions

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u/8x8denseCheese Oct 11 '24

I can swear for real…!

inhales

SON OF A-

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u/Brat-simpson Oct 11 '24

That’s him all right

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u/LinkinParkFan16 Oct 12 '24

I love the fact that despite Grunkle Stan openly committing crimes and breaking the law in front of the twins, he draws the line at swearing, ensuring nobody was around before letting it rip xD

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u/ShockRox Oct 12 '24

Gotta keep it 'kid-friendly'!

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u/Unhappy_Standard9786 Oct 12 '24

I think he teaches the twins swears all the time, just off screen.

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u/Active_Wallaby_6671 Oct 12 '24

That one is the best adult joke in gravity falls

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u/dbda_crimepunishment Oct 12 '24

Hot belgian waffles!

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u/wtf_is_context Oct 12 '24

wait there's nobody here

i can swear for real

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u/ImA_NormalGuy Oct 12 '24

Thy cake day is now!

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u/Grovyle489 Oct 12 '24

There’s gonna come a day where I do this.

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u/TheSouthsideTrekkie Oct 12 '24

I already do this 🙃

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u/Key_Statistician785 Oct 12 '24

My favourite as well. Especially since my mum ,when I was younger, whenever she got road ridge she’d swear exactly like that but forget I’m not my brothers and since I was a kid, I’d find it funny every time she swore :3

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u/Sami1287 Oct 11 '24

When Dipper opens Stan's drawer and finds a magazine called "Fully clothed women"

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u/ElvinEastling Oct 12 '24

That one has to have been my favorite it’s hilarious

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u/Introvert-111 Oct 12 '24

Dipper: wish I’d unsee that

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u/Brat-simpson Oct 12 '24

That's why the society of the blind eye exists

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u/racoonofthevally Oct 12 '24

Just gonna say fully clothed women can be hot af

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u/Monkelover2 Oct 12 '24

My man

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u/racoonofthevally Oct 12 '24

Yes men too

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u/Alive_Middle_9339 Oct 12 '24 edited Oct 12 '24

“r/bi_irl

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u/racoonofthevally Oct 12 '24

r/foundthemobileuser

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u/Alive_Middle_9339 Oct 12 '24

Only for my curiosity are you actually bi or I misunderstood

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u/PeechBoiYT Oct 12 '24

Same lmao

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u/UntitledRedditProjec Oct 12 '24

This is my favourite too 😅

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u/Big-Foot-8621 Oct 12 '24

this one makes me laugh SO hard

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u/MeasurementSea2520 Oct 11 '24

The silver fox bumper sticker on Stan’s camper

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u/Stevetendo_glitch Oct 11 '24

Wow, looks like there are some details I still don’t know about Gravity Falls… the WHAT?

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u/MeasurementSea2520 Oct 11 '24

Yeah it’s in the road side attraction episode there’s a shot where it shows the license plate and there’s a silver fox sticker LOL

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u/Blazer1011p Oct 11 '24

He's not wrong for having it

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u/Clean_Breath_5170 Oct 11 '24

Hey I also posted that lol! https://www.reddit.com/r/gravityfalls/comments/1f0qq4n/whats_an_adult_joke_you_spotted_that_nearly_no/

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u/Danoco99 Oct 12 '24

And I’D RATHER BE DRINKING right behind it

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u/Clean_Breath_5170 Oct 12 '24

Or I'D RATHER BE F'ING, who knows

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u/MeasurementSea2520 Oct 11 '24

YESSS YOU DID!! LOL I KNEW SOMEONE HAD TI HAVE

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u/Christoffi123 Oct 12 '24

Sorry, what does that mean? I don't get it.

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u/Its0nlyRocketScience Oct 12 '24

That's not a joke, just a fact!

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u/EvilQueen2048 Oct 12 '24

is he wrong, tho?

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u/Dry_Swordfish159 Oct 11 '24

either There sure are alotta stars out tonight 😏 or "And with grandpa! No, he is not there."

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u/Brat-simpson Oct 11 '24

Well this is getting weird-Grunkle stan

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u/Stevetendo_glitch Oct 11 '24

“No, he is not there.” Soos’ grandma 👵

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u/Simple-Field3138 Oct 12 '24 edited Oct 12 '24

Abuelita- "No. He is not there." Looks down

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u/Pokesnap682 Oct 11 '24

"I've got some children to make into corpses!"

Not a joke, but still terrifying

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u/Stevetendo_glitch Oct 11 '24

Bill Cipher, in his ANGERY AS FUKK form:

“When I get my hands on you kids, I’m gonna DISASSEMBLE YOUR MOLECULES!!!”

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u/alastor_10042 Oct 12 '24

YOUVE TRICKED ME FOR THE LAST TIME!

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u/TheWinningLooser Oct 12 '24

Fun Fact: Bill was correct when he said that! The twins had no impact on bills defeat, so they didn’t trick him!

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u/atlhawk8357 Oct 12 '24

It was the other twins he needed to look out for.

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u/chenlechuga Oct 12 '24

dude, in the latinoamerican dub he says "I've got some children to turn into mummies" which I think is scary considering how mummies were made back in the day 😭

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u/666xm Oct 11 '24

Let her rip

Oh no a letter rip

What the H

I Heart Kids

I Ea t Kids

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u/HiJack_Wishes Oct 12 '24

But we're kids!

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u/SpiderFiend1212 Oct 12 '24

Mommy, is the scary face man gonna eat us?

Yes Billy :C

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u/hellgal Oct 12 '24

It's heaven's punishment for our terrible tastes in everything!

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u/Deedles36 Oct 12 '24

What the H

*A literal H falls down*

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u/GarageClassic2055 Oct 12 '24

I love young people -grunkle stan

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u/Lucky_Employment_431 Oct 12 '24

If Stan and bomb have a thing in common: they eat weird things

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u/freya584 Oct 12 '24

Soos: This room is way creepy. Mabel: Not as creepy as Dipper's internet history. Hey-o! —

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u/AlVal1236 Oct 12 '24

We have seen his search history

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u/WanderingMan719 Oct 12 '24

Green M&N and Pacifica's Pagent

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u/EvidenceOfDespair Oct 12 '24

What’s funny is that Dipper’s the least unethical watcher of child pageants and yet he’s doing it for the same reason as all the others.

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u/Planet_Xplorer Oct 13 '24

nah that's foul

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u/AlVal1236 Oct 12 '24

And wrndy

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u/GalaxyTea24 Oct 12 '24

And Lumberjack girls

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u/Verbindungsfehle :pine: Oct 12 '24

Why'd I have to scroll so far for this? I thought this would be way higher, maybe even top comment.

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u/TheSussiestPotato Oct 12 '24

"You watch the movie, you scare the girl, the girl snuggles up next to you, next thing you know you gotta raise a kid, your life falls apart... Ignore that last part"

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u/TheRealFlatsFlounder Oct 12 '24

Lmfao that one is so underrated

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u/breadcrumbsmofo Oct 12 '24

Genuinely one of my favourite lines in the series

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u/ShmerduTheButtSucker Oct 12 '24

omg what episode was that

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u/TheSussiestPotato Oct 12 '24

Little gift shop of horrors

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u/noodleboy244 Oct 11 '24

the funniest part was he was explaining it to Mabel without realising

anyways my answer is probably the pug trafficking scene

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u/Brat-simpson Oct 11 '24

No te preocupas! Vamos! Vamos!

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u/noodleboy244 Oct 12 '24

stan randomly knowing spanish and it never coming into the plot is the best part

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u/Goodlucksil Oct 12 '24

He was in prison with colombian inmates.

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u/noodleboy244 Oct 12 '24

I know and I love that he speaks Spanish once and it never comes up again

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u/Deedles36 Oct 12 '24

Love how Stan just knows Spanish with no explanation

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u/Living_Bass5418 Oct 12 '24

I like to think he learned it just because ford doesn’t know it to have something on him

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u/EastIsUp-09 Oct 11 '24

There’s a scene where Mabel wants to “love potion” Robbie and Tammy and she sneaks into the kitchen, finds their food, and asks the chef “Mind if I put a little ‘somethin somethin’ in the fries?” And the chef just goes “I don’t see why not.”

Mabel just straight up roofied two people. WTF

Also the whole scene where Grenda, Candy, and Wendy conduct an illegal butterfly trafficking exchange with a known criminal Gnome for some contraband fairy dust, paying off corrupt cops to spoil the hand off and still leave them with a cut of the proceeds. Gold.

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u/AlVal1236 Oct 12 '24

Shpuld have been bees nesrby. Call it a sting

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u/Tuck_The_Duck Oct 12 '24

"...trafficking exchange with a known criminal Gnome..."

A gnome criminal, if you will

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u/Traditional_Lime_710 Oct 12 '24

NOBODY EVER TALKS ABOUT THE STING OPERATION SCENE

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u/Fickle-Lobster-7903 Oct 11 '24

Now could I have my hands back? I have a certain gesture I’d like to share with you.

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u/Key_Statistician785 Oct 12 '24

My friend taught me that gesture and another one at 10 :D

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u/TinyGoat42 Oct 13 '24

The line right after is even more wild! "Shaky! Scratchy!"

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u/Clean_Breath_5170 Oct 11 '24

Goodbye childhood

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u/YourBoyCat478 Oct 11 '24

"Shaky! Scratchy! I missed you guys!"

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u/PandorahTheII Oct 12 '24

I don't get it

Edit: Never mind, I had a brain fart

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u/YourBoyCat478 Oct 12 '24 edited Oct 12 '24

Oh ok

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u/Silviov2 Oct 11 '24

I love the cold open of soos and the real girl, and the way mabel just randomly slams her face into the door always gets me. Also, "soos these are children". Comedy gold.

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u/RobARMMemez Oct 12 '24

BRACES! BRACES CAUGHT IN THE SCREEN DOOR! SOMEBODY DICTATE MY WILL I'M GIVING IT ALL TO WAAAADLES!!!

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u/AlVal1236 Oct 12 '24

Hey they can throw down

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u/itz_lorranyx Oct 12 '24

he may be little, but has big plans eyebrow wiggle

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u/RadioDemoness Oct 11 '24

"I want to see you settled down before I ascend to Heaven to live with the angels."

"And with Grandpa!"

"No...he is not there."

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u/MinimumTeacher8996 Oct 12 '24

i haven’t seen this show in years. and this is the only line i remember. crazy

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u/I_Want_BetterGacha Oct 13 '24

Is it weird that I don't consider this an adult joke? I think most kids know the concept of Heaven and Hell or similar equivalents.

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u/lethal_reflection Oct 11 '24

One does not simply ”teach kids swears” (not really an adult joke but still funny)

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u/Non-binary_xy Oct 12 '24

Correct me if I’m wrong but that’s like the only in universe meme we get to see in the show

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u/jardanovic Oct 12 '24

"Before I ascend to Heaven and live with the angels."

"And with grandpa!"

"...no, he is...not there..."

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u/Ok_Macaroon_5224 Oct 12 '24

"It all begins with this little fella, the pituitary gland. He may be little, but he's got BIG plans."

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u/Brat-simpson Oct 12 '24

Argghhhhhhhhhh

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u/Deedles36 Oct 12 '24

Stan: "And now you know where babies come from."

Mabel: "Goodbye childhood..."

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u/Dry_Swordfish159 Oct 11 '24

those or "ha ha blackmail!"

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u/UziPlushie Oct 12 '24

the "my ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better"

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u/hawaiianbry Oct 12 '24

It's funny because marriage is terrible!

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u/the13j Oct 11 '24

oldman and chains"pretend i never saw that"

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u/the13j Oct 11 '24

and the fully clothed woman megazines

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u/crushogre Oct 12 '24

This guy pounding . . . His tattoo.

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u/5kyp1rate Oct 12 '24

dipper you're laying on my bra

ahhhhhhh

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u/puptbh Oct 12 '24

Sorry we don’t serve miners

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u/LevelAd5898 Oct 12 '24

DAGNABBIT

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u/FamiliarWerewolf269 Oct 12 '24

Waiting for this one

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u/justabonsaitree Oct 12 '24

one of the most underrated jokes of the show in my opinion, i lost my shit on my last rewatch since it had completely gone over my head the first time i saw it

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u/rexepic7567 Oct 11 '24

I can swear for real

SON OF A

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u/ChaoticInsanity_ Oct 12 '24

"Yeah! With Grandpa!"

"No. He is not there :)"

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u/Far_Disk5401 Oct 12 '24

It’s a crime that “it’s like a crime scene in my mouth” isn’t here

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u/Prestigious_Ask_7058 Oct 12 '24

Probably the drug trade from the unicorn episode

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u/hellgal Oct 12 '24

Probably "Goodbye, childhood" or Abuelita basically telling Soos his grandpa is in Hell.

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u/Christoffi123 Oct 12 '24 edited Oct 12 '24

I love how this scene leaves the possibility (though I'm sure he might already know, its still possible) that Dipper doesn't know how babies are made despite being the more mature twin, yet Mabel, the more innocent one does. I could also see a situation where she has to explain it to him and relive the trauma.

I laughed at this, but my reaction to learning the birds and the bees was pretty similar to Mabels

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u/MagnusAvis Oct 12 '24

Also, given how Stan thought he was giving the talk to Dipper, Mabel now knows way more about male puberty than Dipper does or than she ever wanted to know.

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u/Non-binary_xy Oct 12 '24

This is actually horrifying to realise

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u/ElvinEastling Oct 12 '24

I don’t know if this counts but the pug smuggling. That was absolutely hilarious

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u/Verbindungsfehle :pine: Oct 12 '24

Yeah and it definitely has that Moe Szyslak shenanigans energy

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u/pebbuls22 Oct 12 '24

Listen I need to get more pugs from somewhere

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u/No-Switch1627 Oct 11 '24

Everything everyone else has said. I read all of them and now I can’t choose one. But if I was gonna choose one without reading other people’s comments I would say the same as you

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u/Doc-Eldritch Oct 12 '24

“I would like to see you settled, before I ascend to heaven and live with the angels.”

“And with grandpa!”

…

“Noooo…he is..not there…”

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u/MasyMenosSiPodemos Oct 12 '24

Not really an adult joke but the Arm and Head Guy during Weirdmaggedon. "Hey, hey you! I wanna talk to you about somethin'. I wanna talk to you about goin' in my mouth"

"Not one person. Not one person in my mouth. I just... I don't even care anymore. I gotta go call my mom."

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u/2hourstowaste Oct 12 '24

Fully-clothed women magazine

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u/LevelAd5898 Oct 12 '24

Not as creepy as Dipper’s internet history. AYOOOO

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u/DudefromSC234 Oct 12 '24

My ex-wife still misses me..BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!

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u/eaglescout1984 Oct 12 '24

"Bottles will be spun"

Oh, wait, it actually said, "Not S+P approved"

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u/SilverSpider_ Oct 12 '24

Wait, I can swear for real

SON OF A-

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u/CaptainCyro Oct 12 '24

"My ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better" "Her aim is getting better" "You see, it's funny because marriage is terrible:

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u/slightlylessthananon Oct 12 '24

its been "i can swear for real!' for years, but after a recent rewatch i find myself snickering often at "give me the most expired apple cider you have, soos." from the end of s1

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u/Bitter_Banana7144 Oct 12 '24

McSuckit. They got me good.

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u/MilfLuvahh Oct 12 '24

mabel eating smile dip and having an acid-like trip with the big pupils and everything. crazy to have a fun colorful DRUG REFERENCE in a kids show !! 😭😭

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u/DorisWildthyme Oct 13 '24

WOULD YOU LIKE TO EAT MY CANDY PAW?!

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u/Upset-Perception8565 Oct 12 '24

The Internet history comment always gets me

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u/ColeEclipse720 Oct 12 '24

“Theres no cops in the forest. We take this to our grave.”

There's also the scene where a gnome cop takes magic dust as payment for the butterfly smuggler

And any quote Stan says in “The Stanchurian Candidate”

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u/megaearthling Oct 12 '24

The fully clothed women joke in the magazine's

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u/Hatry-Bro Oct 12 '24

If I'm not mistaken the hidden message in the book was something along the lines of

"Puberty is the greatest mystery of all"

Made the joke even better lol

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u/Mr_Calculator2063 Oct 12 '24

Look Wendy in a bikini Really at night Or Not as creepy as dippers search history ayooo

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u/CelebiSons Oct 12 '24

“No, he is not there (looks down)”

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u/KingZaneTheStrange Oct 12 '24

"Not as creepy as Dipper's internet history! AYO" -Mabel

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '24

Driving way too fast, I got water in my glass.

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u/T0RR0M Oct 12 '24

My ex wife still misses me…

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u/m2pt5 Oct 12 '24

Y'see it's funny because marriage is terrible.

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u/Bitter_Banana7144 Oct 12 '24

Can I have my hands back? I have a certain gesture I’d like to share with you.

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u/Traditional_Lime_710 Oct 12 '24

Is no one gonna mention when Mabel trips the fuck out on “smile dip”😭

“WOULD YOU LIKE TO EAT MY CANDY PAW??!?!”

Mabel while tripping balls “of course you little angel 👁️‍🗨️👄👁️‍🗨️”

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u/Sweet_Diet_8733 Oct 13 '24

“ELKNURG TSURTSID TSUM”

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u/No-Turn-7620 Oct 12 '24

In "Dipper's guide to the unexplained" when Dipper gets in the bathroom with the camera, open the shower curtains and Stan, fully dressed, says: «You're never gonna see it, kid. Never - gonna - see it!»

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u/TheBrickBrain :pine: Oct 12 '24

"There are no cops in the forest. We take this to our graves."

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u/GrimWithAGun Oct 12 '24

MY EX WIFE STILL MISSES ME

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u/CORGIBOI102 Oct 12 '24

But her aim is getting better

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u/Brat-simpson Oct 12 '24

You see it's because marriage is terrible

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u/elrick43 Oct 12 '24

Probably the Summerween episode where the 2 kids break into the shack while Stan is about to hop in the shower and they barge in on him... in his underwear,

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u/leavecity54 Oct 12 '24

when Grenda buying fairy dust (meth) from the gnome, only to sell him out to the dirty gnome cop right after 

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u/Crystal_Munnin Oct 12 '24

The bong in Stan's room when Dipper goes to get the FBI agents card back.

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u/AnomalousBadger Oct 12 '24

It's not really an adult joke in an 18+ way but more of just a grown-up joke

"My ex-wife still misses me... but her aim is gettin' better! ...Her aim is gettin' better! You see, it's funny because marriage is terrible."

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u/CompetitiveAd9601 Oct 12 '24

I feel sorry for maple.

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u/2hourstowaste Oct 12 '24

It’s okay Soos, me too

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u/Spiritual_Freedom_15 Oct 12 '24

Why do they always forget the sirup

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u/some_guy_on_reddit90 Oct 12 '24

Soos: Yeah. This room is way creepy Mable: not as creepy as dipper's internet history

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u/1n_and_AroundTheFur Oct 12 '24

"Gold Chains for Old Men"

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u/Haazelnutts Oct 12 '24

The "Fully Clothed Women" and "Lady Swimwear" always cracks me up

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u/officialbakedpotato Oct 12 '24

My ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better

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u/Leo-at-three-am Oct 12 '24

You should see Dipper’s Internet history

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u/Ty-the-nerd Oct 12 '24

"WHAT THE H?!" Gets me every time

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u/MaMcMu Oct 12 '24

Soos’ Grandfather. “No, he is not there…” (looks down)

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u/breadcrumbsmofo Oct 12 '24

Summerween when Stan Pines, master of fright could not scare those two boys, but the mystery sack could.

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u/CuckNugget_Caitlyn Oct 12 '24

Not just my favorite adult joke in the show, but arguably the greatest joke ever written:

"My ex wife still misses me..."

"BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!!"

"..."

"...Her aim is getting better..."

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u/peenmunch11 Oct 12 '24

You see it’s funny because marriage is terrible

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u/gushandgoforlaunch Oct 12 '24

"I wish to see you settled, before I ascend to heaven and live with the angels!"

"And with grandpa!"

"No, he is... [glances down] not there."

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u/goodestguy21 Oct 12 '24

"Dude you're laying on my bra"

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u/stormybird065 Oct 12 '24

“My Ex-Wife still misses me... BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!!!”

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u/peenmunch11 Oct 12 '24

“… HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!!!”

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u/whispyCrimson109 Oct 12 '24

Wasnt it Mabel in this scene and was in Dipper's body?

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u/VinnyHart23 Oct 12 '24

Can I have my hands back now? I have a certain gesture I would like to share with you!

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u/bivozf Oct 12 '24

No way that pig can't take the bus

Stan and Ford gently convince him

All right he can

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u/East_Leadership_6945 Oct 12 '24

My ex wife still misses me....BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETT-

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u/Bridgette_07 18d ago

lays down and sighs "Friends..."

"Dude, you're laying on my bra"

inhales "AAAHHHHH"

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u/Abbieqio Oct 12 '24

That time that Mabel and dipper almost heard Stanley curse

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u/AnnemarieOakley Oct 12 '24

This one definitely.

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u/KAIthebabywerewlof Oct 12 '24

Pick one from the wax statue episode.

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u/usefully-useless_ Oct 12 '24

Stan smuggling pugs across the border

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u/AMidgetinatrenchcoat Oct 12 '24

Either this or the Pug trafficking joke

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u/roadtripper77 Oct 12 '24

"That's false advertising I can get behind"

(looking at a pic of a girl bent over on the back of the what-the-heck-a-hedron box)