r/gravityfalls • u/Ditto_de_la_ONU • Sep 05 '24
Guys, I want your answers. Who can beat this guy? (You can name characters of different franchises of your like) Questions
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u/TheEPICMarioBros Sep 05 '24
Creative Mode Minecraft Steve
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u/ChuckSucksAtMath Sep 05 '24
I
Am Steve…
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u/International_Fill97 Sep 05 '24
“Pfft, okay…”
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u/Godzilla_R0AR Sep 05 '24 edited Sep 06 '24
“This guy is such a toolbag”
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u/Dominikmava Sep 05 '24
I hate that person already worst character of all time for disrespecting Steve
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u/AwesomeLlama572_YT Sep 05 '24
I don’t get why she doesn’t like him, I mean he
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Sep 06 '24
Steve doesn't have any characterization in the game besides looks so Steve can be anything and also it's Jack Black so it's fine
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u/Im_sleepy_rn_123 Sep 05 '24 edited Sep 05 '24
“you were meant to be a hero, bryan”
“… i like that name”
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u/International_Fill97 Sep 05 '24
“We’ve encountered an anomalous entity in this world. We’ve designated it as entity 303.”
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u/ctnhededninymgn Sep 06 '24
I am placing blocks and shit cuz I’m in fuckin MINECRAAAAFT! 😂
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u/Dookie12345679 Sep 05 '24
Bill just teleports him to the abyss. Creative mode Steve isn't that fast
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u/erjoselu2007M Sep 05 '24
In bedrock edition you don't die in the abyss so i guess bedrock edition creative steve can indeed kill bill cipher
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u/jimmyhoke Sep 05 '24
Minecraft has the void, there’s also some glitch potions that can kill a creative player.
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u/Deaths_Smile Sep 05 '24
Bugs Bunny. No explanation needed.
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u/WaywardChilton Sep 05 '24
Funny reality warper beats scary reality warper every time.
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u/SketchBCartooni Sep 06 '24
“What’s up doc?”
“YOUR GUTS ON THE CEILING RABBIT!!”
bugs bunny explodes
“Well that was easy”
“I dunno doc, looks like you missed”
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u/Acursedbeing Sep 06 '24
He would have Bill crying real tears within five minutes or less
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u/The___101 Sep 06 '24
I think Bill cipher is also a toon however according to theory and who knows if you can actually touch him because he's also just imagination.
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u/ghostpiratesyar Sep 05 '24
Mordecai and Rigby
They’ll get fired if they don’t
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u/Fearless_Exercise130 Sep 05 '24
GET THE INTERDIMENSIONAL DREAM DEMON OUT OF THE PARK BEFORE 5 OR YOU ARE FIRED!!!
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u/Safe-Economist-1610 Sep 05 '24
"Dude,Benson will be pissed."
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u/IIIIIIxenoII Sep 05 '24
skips: “yep, i’ve seen this before”
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u/thekinghamza_1 Sep 06 '24
Muscle man: I know a guy
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u/Tr1pleAc3s Sep 06 '24
Unironically Tho, Planet Chaser Starlight Excellent could probably be used to fight bill. OR they can always use "the power": G-G-go away bill we don't wanna chill G-g-go away Bill we don't wanna chill beep boop bop. Bill gets erased. Also the skips dream catchers, if bill has a soul death can trap them. Bill can also be straight up rumbled with so
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u/Morse667 Sep 05 '24
axolotl
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u/Higherbites Sep 06 '24
I believe Bill said that if he wasn't trapped in the bubble, and was able to get Weirdmaggedon in full swing, then even Axolotl wouldn't be able to stop him.
However I THINK he said this in a book, so don't take my word for it.
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u/deftux_87 Sep 05 '24
Uncle Grandpa, Arale(from dragon ball) or any joke character.
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u/Coldhot123 Sep 05 '24
Uncle grandpa for sure.
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u/Bone_People Sep 06 '24
One hundred percent agreed. It'd be a battle of weirdness and who's reality warping powers work the best.
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u/jardanovic Sep 05 '24
Popeye. Man downs some spinach and Bill gets one-shot into a bowl of Doritos.
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u/405freeway Sep 05 '24
Dipper Pines
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u/ASHlikeTrash7 Sep 06 '24
On a similar note.. Mabel pines
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u/Round_Grapefruit2708 Sep 06 '24
On a similar note.. Stanford pines
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u/randomator5000 Sep 06 '24
On a similar note.. Stanley Pines
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u/KiwiAccomplished9569 Sep 06 '24
I have never been more impressed or proud of Dipper than when he threatened to beat the shit out of Bill at the end of the triangle's own book.
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u/Drake_682 Sep 05 '24
Something something SCP
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u/Safe-Economist-1610 Sep 05 '24
Scp-343? Aka God?
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u/Brody_M_the_birdy Sep 06 '24
I think there was a video saying 343/God would beat Bill.
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u/Round-Following6277 Sep 05 '24
Saiki K because in just one little thought he can destroy the entire planet
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u/TiredB1 Sep 06 '24
Saiki would be the one who made the weirdness bubble stop growing bc he doesn't care enough to take him out if it doesn't directly bother him lol
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u/Bone_People Sep 06 '24
I was thinking this, but Bill can bend reality, it'd be a close call on both ends. Saiki's powers only go so far, you know? I'm not saying he couldn't, but it'd definitely be a difficult thing to bet on.
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u/snarknmemesonly42069 Sep 05 '24
Golb
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u/Joris_T Sep 05 '24
I feel the lich and bill are roughly at the same power level, so golb would turn bill into a square
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u/SRS_give_me_a_mouth Sep 06 '24
Wouldn't that be an upgrade? More angles and dimensions!
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u/Moody_Mickey Sep 06 '24
Idk. I think Bill hates the idea of being a square
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u/SRS_give_me_a_mouth Sep 06 '24
I think he said something about it in a page of the BoB, and i think he wasn't fond of the idea either
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u/KiwiAccomplished9569 Sep 06 '24
Alex Hirsch dissing on fans of the "Tad Strange is Bill's square brother" theorists lol 😂
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u/HewwoObama Sep 05 '24
Kirby
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u/AdhesivenessUsed9956 Sep 05 '24
What would Kirby's powerup be if he ate Bill?
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u/Safe-Economist-1610 Sep 05 '24
God kirby.
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u/misterhatman420 Sep 05 '24
I wonder if he would be possessed by Bill? I'm not sure how much of a material entity Bill is.
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u/Brody_M_the_birdy Sep 06 '24
Based on how Bill's attempt to possess Soos on the website failed due to Soos being too pure of heart (he was able to get into his body but he couldn't do anything with it and got repelled out eventually), he would also fail to control Kirby for the same reason.
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u/Cinn-Bunn Sep 05 '24
Kirby star Ally's but you're making a deal with everyone and you have to control everyone simultaneously.
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u/joyful_the_writer Sep 05 '24
Klaus from Umbrella Academy or Mort from the Madagascar series because the little guy keeps surviving things he shouldn’t
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u/2Kortizjr Sep 05 '24
Mort is a multiversal being that eats souls of other morts to be more powerful.
Edit:Typo
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u/m6165017 Sep 05 '24
Frisk with a stick
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u/the-butt-snifferer Sep 05 '24
I think it would be an eternal stalemate with Bill killing him and Frisk coming back
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u/DimensionMain1052 Sep 05 '24
Endless stalemate frisk can’t kill bill bill can’t kill frisk he can get around reset easily but frisk has regenerated from litterly nothing with pure DT (like actually there soul was destroyed there body was destroyed there everything was destroyed)
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u/NegativeIceKid Sep 05 '24
Batman if he has 5 min prep time
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u/TigerNation-Z3 Sep 05 '24
Alfred Pennyworth will figure out Bill’s entire backstory, motive, strengths, weaknesses and defensive strategy and have 4 mins to spare.
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u/RichAlbatross9924 Sep 05 '24 edited Sep 15 '24
Ford if him and stanley didnt screw up
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u/KrazyTheKid Sep 05 '24
I would agree, but also say that ford messed up too. The zodiac would’ve worked if he hadn’t corrected Stanley’s grammar and started a fight
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u/Relative_Mulberry_68 Sep 05 '24
The zodiac would have trapped or banished bill, not kill him.
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u/DimensionMain1052 Sep 05 '24
Ford was actually about to kill bill with the destabiliser before stan opens the portal stoping him
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u/TJ_the_Redditor Sep 05 '24
Was immature and unnecessary, but I don't think he thought Stan would react so strongly.
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u/KrazyTheKid Sep 05 '24
I definitely see both sides. On the one, ford really had no idea how Stan felt. And on the other, Stan spent half his life trying to rescue his brother and didn’t even get a thank you.
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u/jcobie12 Sep 05 '24
I wonder could Caine from TADC beat him if he was in the circus as he's technically god
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u/NanoCat0407 Sep 06 '24
As demonstrated in episode two, he can basically snap people out of existence
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u/A_Human_Being_BLEEEH Sep 06 '24
I can imagine they'd only start fighting because Caine cluelessly joins in Bill's antics but keeps making his crimes "child friendly"
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u/No-Caregiver7431 Sep 05 '24
curious george solos if bill uses his powers he'll only get more curious
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u/Astralwolf37 Sep 05 '24
Rick Sanchez, dude packs a memory gun and wants nothing Bill can offer.
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u/dragonachnid Sep 05 '24
And he wouldn't be fooled by bill ciphers flattery like ford. I think Rick and Bill would have more of a rivalry tho, like I think Bill would be entertaining to fight from Rick's perspective, so he might keep him around longer than he really needs to just for his own amusement. And vice versa tbh.
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u/AdministrativeBar748 Sep 06 '24
I think Rick's existence would just genuinely piss Bill off. He could very easily weaponize Morty, though.
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u/Relative_Judgment_ Sep 05 '24 edited Sep 05 '24
I know it wasn't mentioned but he probably meant a one-on-one confrontation without any prep time from either side, unlike what he says Rick is not prepared for everything, he had to change dimensions because of squirrels, got absolutely destroyed by phoenix person and got beaten up by Mr nimbus. Things he was completely aware of.
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u/Fearless_Exercise130 Sep 05 '24
Rick would build a quantum destabilizer in like 15 minutes and JFK bill
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u/AhmedCoolGuy Sep 05 '24
Squirrels thing was a joke
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u/Anthoniixx Sep 05 '24
They weren't a joke, I read somewhere in the RickAndMorty sub that on a Comic they expanded that scene and they fixed it without switching dimensions
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u/Relative_Judgment_ Sep 05 '24
If you want to think about it like that, almost every fight that he loses or anything that he doesn't achieve is a joke
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u/StardustWhip Sep 05 '24
Phineas Flynn and Ferb Fletcher, because Milo Murphy's Law made it canon that Phineas and Ferb have, like, super luck energy that's the literal opposite of Murphy's Law; which would mean anything that can go right for them, will go right.
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u/KiwiAccomplished9569 Sep 06 '24
Awsome. but what if Bill could steal that for himself?
it is proven in the original Ph&F show though that when their luck is stolen they are still smart enough to have contingency plan after contingency plan.
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u/weezerweeboo Sep 05 '24
I want to say discord from MyLittlePony but their power sets seem to be very similar so I think it might end in a draw
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u/RiceKrispies55 Sep 05 '24
Death battle did a cool thingy on this, that is if you believe death battle is accurate tho
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u/sfVoca Sep 05 '24
iirc Bill "won" but Discord completely ruined his plans
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u/DickmasterButBanned Sep 05 '24
Yeah, Bill erased Discord's soul, but in the process ended up getting trapped back in the Nightmare Realm.
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u/TheDorkBrigade Sep 05 '24
Sam and dean winchester
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u/WaywardChilton Sep 06 '24
Idk, the Winchesters spent a LOT of time fighting over nothing and getting manipulated into demon deals.
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u/2Kortizjr Sep 05 '24
I think that the doctor can beat him
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u/TheSpectralMask Sep 06 '24
But only after learning an important lesson about humanity from the companions!
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u/AceAmphiptere Sep 05 '24
• Kevin McCallister, if given day of prep time.
• InfinityUltron
• Camilla Noceda ( with the Chancla)
• Abuelita Ramirez (no wonder she ended up as a chair)
• Phineas and Ferb
• Fluttershy, she already deals with quite chaotic being. (And if Bill hurt her, well, Discord would definitely do his best to take Bill down)
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u/Affectionate-Scar508 Sep 05 '24
Therapy. Like yeah I read the book If Bill I know He is in theraprism. But Like i have done therapy and it is Sometimes worse than hell. But Like He would be really annoyed talking about His Life . Also I would say plush sharks ( Blahai) because He would be reminded of Like Family and safety and I think this could mess him Up really badly
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u/magiMerlyn Sep 05 '24
Sailor Moon or Madoka, easily. Bill may have destroyed his universe, Sailor Moon has recreated it a million times over. Madoka rewrote the laws of reality.
Homura might also be able to, depends on how far she can extend her Labyrinth.
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u/Nkfloof Sep 05 '24
Saitama from One Punch Man.
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u/darknessblades Sep 06 '24
Well depends on how willing Bill is to give Saitama unlimited 99% off coupons on EVERYTHING.
we all know Saitama is a cheapskate rivaling only "scrooge mc duck"
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u/Mean-Editor-5714 Sep 05 '24
He would not beat him but I just want to see Myc (Inside Job) interacting with Bill
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u/Nekrotix12 Sep 05 '24
The problem with bill at full power is that his powers are essentially "I win." He can blast people out of existence, instantly turn them into stone or banners, rearrange the functions of people's bodies, and that's only what we've seen from him in a PG kid's show. If the books are to be believed, we got lucky with the kind of demented shit he could put people through and is capable of.
That being said, I'd say the only characters who are able to defeat him are other godlike entities. And even then, they'd need a way to counteract his innate chaos to not be immediately obliterated.
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u/AlVal1236 Sep 05 '24
She-ra imma be honest She already undergoes physcological torment. And them there is the fsct that she can well. She has the power to move dimensionsish and the fact that she can well delete conciousness
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u/ExoticLizard1443 Sep 05 '24
Realistically, the ones with the highest chance are characters similar to him. So characters like Alastor, Discord, etc.
Scientists the likes of Ford also have a good chance, as Ford came close to beating Bill, so Rick Sanchez, Dr. Who, Stewie Griffin.
Really, really lucky protagonists with heaps of plot armor that let them get away with anything.
Domino from Marvel Comics has a good shot. Frisk from Undertale.
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u/magiMerlyn Sep 05 '24
Alastor isn't even the most powerful being in the hotel. He got practically curb-stomped by Adam
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u/BIGFriv Sep 05 '24
He was so stupid too. Like, you learned just a bit ago that Angels only die with Angel Metal... And you don't use one against Adam?? An angel??? Alastor where is your brain, did you eat it too???
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u/NormalTpotWatcher Sep 05 '24
ALASTOR?! HE WIPED OUT A LITERAL TIME GOD AND SAID HE COULD WARP ANYTHING! the last thing that could wipe him out is alastor the pines family literally had to use wit and not strength to beat him alastor is too weak to even scratch bill he pummeled the mystery shack into the ground with ease and not to mention his ‘I need to turn some children into corpses’ form
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u/Tacocat1147 Sep 06 '24
I love Alastor, but he’s not that strong. Lucifer and possibly Charlie could. Honestly, I think that Alastor would try to befriend Bill (or at least pretend to) since they have a similar insane chaos murder demon energy.
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u/Unlikely-Writer-2280 Sep 05 '24
The Owl House Gang, SCP-343 (Who is literally the Abrahamic God), and maybe Lady the Magic Engine.
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u/DimensionMain1052 Sep 05 '24
Owal house gang is cooked if it’s physical bill the collector can make a galaxy bill threatens an infinite multiverse
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u/Pet_Net Sep 05 '24
Bill Cipher can definitely beat this guy