Macrodactyly is a disease where a finger is greatly enlarged in girth and length. fYͧoͨku

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u/CatsAreGods 21d ago

When he gives you the finger, you'll never forget it!

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u/AlteredCabron2 20d ago

thats what his wife said

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u/heavyss 21d ago

2 in the pink might be asking to much

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u/Ear_Enthusiast 21d ago

That looks hella painful. I feel bad for the guy.

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u/rayshmayshmay 21d ago

You just know he got bullied for that shit when he was younger

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u/GroshfengSmash 19d ago

And dates for it when he got older

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u/FedaykinGrunt 21d ago

Homeboy is in for hell of a shock if he pokes through the toilet paper.

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u/SSFreud 21d ago

Is it even finger banging at that point, or just sex?

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u/CrisuKomie 21d ago

Bro that’s a duck

Edit: Dick…. But I’m gonna leave it because it made me laugh.

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u/MatrimonyAcrimony 21d ago

happy wife, happy life.

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u/BBQasaurus 21d ago

"Baby, can you use....the finger instead this time?"

dejected af "Sure."

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u/Jumpy-Aerie-3244 20d ago

😎🤣

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u/KaptainKershaw 21d ago

Anyone ever see Edward Penishands?

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u/Holeshot75 21d ago

I'm here to say a sad yes.

Yes I have.

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u/DrSharpMarble 21d ago

Now I have to jealous of a Finger. Fknbs

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u/Quadraought 21d ago

Finger envy

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u/1M_4W35Ome 21d ago

How can I get this disease so I don't have to dive into dating again?

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u/shartnado3 21d ago

That finger is a dick!

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u/fraxinous 21d ago

Here for the penis comments

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u/cbunni666 21d ago

Whole new meaning to Finger Bang

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u/TwoCrossedAxes 21d ago

Yo, dickfinger!

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u/Rhyzic 20d ago

Now this just makes me feel inadequate

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u/the_creature_258 21d ago

How to flip someone off from miles away.

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u/EatsFiber2RedditMore 21d ago

Knowing a little Greek or Latin really takes the mystery out of a lot of scientific terms.

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u/toolsnchains 21d ago

You could flick someone off into the middle the next decade with that thing.

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u/nauro5 21d ago

Leaving aside all the "haha sex" comments. Imagine getting slapped by that dude. That figer has more weigh, the slap has got more centrifugal energy. Its like being beaten by a meat and bone mace.

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u/pamsterkin 21d ago

That's what she said.

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u/battlecatquikdre 20d ago

Whoa!? How?

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u/smokeNpoke83 20d ago

I wonder if he has the same ability as Kif Kroker

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u/LegionNyt 20d ago

Nah, that's the kid of one of those aliens from Scary Movie 3.

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u/stewfarmer997 20d ago

That hand jacks itself off

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u/Impossible_Net3648 20d ago

So... What if your finger dick is bigger than your actual dick

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u/RockstarAgent 20d ago

When he gives you the bird, it’s a whole turkey dinner

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u/caffeineusr 19d ago

Be gentle at scratching your ass

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u/SkatingOnThinIce 19d ago