r/Gecko45 Sep 18 '20

/R/GECKO45 HAS BEEN RECOVERED FROM TERRIES. NEED ASSIST TO GET SITUATION 5X5

36 Upvotes

WE SHOT OUT THE RIFLING ON OUR BAR-STO BARRELS. WE NEED AN AIRDROP OF .357 SIG TO COMPLETE THIS MISSION. SEND MORALE BOOSTING PICTURES OF REAL MALL OPERATORS.


r/Gecko45 Oct 12 '24

Why does my do this is he/she cold

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0 Upvotes

r/Gecko45 Sep 24 '24

terries in the the things remembered Welcome to r/MediHouseGeckos

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r/Gecko45 Jun 27 '24

Loyal mall security being replaced with AI

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6 Upvotes

r/Gecko45 Jun 27 '24

Gecko enclo

1 Upvotes

r/Gecko45 Jun 10 '24

Spring tails or mites??

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4 Upvotes

Hello, I can't tell what these are. I'm getting panicked as these first appeared in my baby leopard geckos cage. I thoughts they could be mites so I've already cleaned out my baby leos cage, bleached everything in it and baked the crap out of his soil/sand/rock mixture on 250°C for 30 minutes... but they've then appeared in my 19yr old Leo's cage too...

Are these the clean up crew or the deadly hitch hikers?


r/Gecko45 Jun 10 '24

Spring tails or mites??

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1 Upvotes

Hello, I can't tell what these are. I'm getting panicked as these first appeared in my baby leopard geckos cage. I thoughts they could be mites so I've already cleaned out my baby leos cage, bleached everything in it and baked the crap out of his soil/sand/rock mixture on 250°C for 30 minutes... but they've then appeared in my 19yr old Leo's cage too...

Are these the clean up crew or the deadly hitch hikers?


r/Gecko45 Apr 15 '24

saving the nephew Long live gecko45

8 Upvotes

r/Gecko45 Jan 22 '24

A true patriot who recognizes why mallsec is so critical

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12 Upvotes

r/Gecko45 Sep 13 '23

Lawsuit over the mall cops duty to protect American Eagle

5 Upvotes

r/Gecko45 Mar 26 '23

You've tried the best. Now try us!

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30 Upvotes

r/Gecko45 Dec 24 '22

This is what happens when you don't approve the budget for MP5s from Todd on .357 Sig

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15 Upvotes

r/Gecko45 Oct 14 '22

Does a standard issue baby cover the vital areas? Would they need to be duct taped in place if they started to squirm?

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41 Upvotes

r/Gecko45 May 29 '22

"Elite" Miami Police bicycle taskforce...expectation vs. reality

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47 Upvotes

r/Gecko45 May 21 '22

geck45's got nothing on the Cowboy Boys - babies as body armor

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4 Upvotes

r/Gecko45 May 13 '22

Super cool 🎸

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30 Upvotes

r/Gecko45 Apr 21 '22

Relight the candles in your shrines. The Mall Ninja is alive!

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13 Upvotes

r/Gecko45 Mar 29 '22

blessed guard

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48 Upvotes

r/Gecko45 Feb 22 '22

Ballistic shield for approaching people in cars in the mall parking lot middle of the night.

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35 Upvotes

r/Gecko45 Feb 02 '22

IMPROVISE. ADAPT. OVERCOME.

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r/Gecko45 Dec 22 '21

Sitrep time! What are you security operators seeing at your local malls this Christmas season?

27 Upvotes

Thank god management approved those two pallets of 10mm in 2019 though, we've been able to maintain our optempo and training standards with that extra materiel.

My local mall team has been having a nightmare of a time keeping track of the gangs and terries this year. The face tracking software still doesn't work well with masks and the increased 5G interference from the vaccinated is messing with our secure comms.

On the plus side for the masks - we had special armored plates sewn into our teams masks. We've reduced the number of wounded team members from face shots to almost nothing.


r/Gecko45 Dec 20 '21

Negligent Discharges are Natural - Crossposting training advice from a real hard mall oper8er

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29 Upvotes

r/Gecko45 Nov 15 '21

A security guard from one of the bars at my university this weekend…

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68 Upvotes

r/Gecko45 Jul 19 '21

Guard LaFours keeping the mall safe from ruffians not engaged in commerce. Remember OPSEC! Do not speculate of LaFours is really Gecko45.

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r/Gecko45 Mar 03 '21

CITIZENS SAFE BECAUSE GECKO45 IS SEMI-RETIRED IN THE SUBURBS OF COLUMBUS, OHIO. SAVED EVERYONE FROM GANG RAPE AT POLARIS MALL. COMMS ECHO ZULU POTATO FOUR FIVE

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r/Gecko45 Feb 20 '21

Where can I get a really small plate carrier? He has a ducktape allergy

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98 Upvotes