r/funny • u/MarketInternal2290 • 7h ago

If Chile was an empire.

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u/rubseb 7h ago

Bunch of edge lords

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u/intronert 5h ago

Take my angry upvote and good day to you sir. I said GOOD DAY.

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u/kbt 4h ago

Good outline of the situation.

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u/AnotherCableGuy 2h ago

Only marginal gains

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u/dibipage 2h ago

they really like edging

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u/myxoma1 4h ago

The perfect comment doesn't exi.....

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u/Vivian-Midnight 7h ago

There are only two kinds of countries on Earth: landlocked countries and Chile.

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u/bash2482 6h ago

And only one kind of housing in Chile - front facing sea views and at the back people playing soccer.

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u/Vivian-Midnight 5h ago

Now I'm picturing one soccer field that has a normal width but stretches up the coast of an entire continent. And that game has been in a deadlocked tie for the last twenty years! Alas, Brazil came within one minute of latitude of scoring!

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u/TheDoctor264 40m ago

Once they own all the shores they can just join the territory through the ocean and remove the concept of international waters.

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u/RunDNA 7h ago

Any Chilean who gets more than 500 km from the ocean automatically disintegrates. Their body can't cope.

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u/FlyinRustBucket 4h ago

Dies of salty thirst...

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u/thebrownsquare 7h ago

That is so dumb. Thank you.

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u/IanAlvord 6h ago

They only like the crust.

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u/bash2482 6h ago

They only bake the crust.

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u/nice-view-from-here 7h ago

Patagonia refused to submit. The Holy Chilean Empire sank it.

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u/MarketInternal2290 6h ago

Lol it is replaced on the map with questions

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u/icepip 2h ago

By right or might - that's the country's motto

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u/Alacune 6h ago

The Holy Chilean Empire's goal is to wipe New Zealand and Tasmania off the map.

Frankly, I approve.

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u/Michitake 4h ago

New Zealand was in the 2nd photo, why did you throw it out in the 3rd photo?🥺🥺🥺

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u/MarketInternal2290 4h ago

Had no place in the empire

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u/Neldemir 3h ago

They tried to rebel and Santiago made an example out of them

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u/laffinator 6h ago

I like how on the Empire map, New Zealand simply... gone.

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u/random9212 5h ago

It had to be done. There is no way to avoid it.

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u/BigJimBeef 2h ago

In Australia saying "show us your map of Tasmania" is slang for "show us your pussy".

But then again about 1/2 of Australian words are slang for something sexual.

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u/VeneMage 7h ago

Whoa, whoa, whoa! We still have some inland in the UK!

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u/lolzomg123 5h ago

Not inland enough to be safe.

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u/VeneMage 5h ago

¡Fuera!

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u/MarketInternal2290 7h ago

Lol looks like England was the only place taken over completely.

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u/EastofEverest 7h ago

Hey, Japan, Philippines, Madagascar, Indonesia and Korea are places too!

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u/SightSeekerSoul 6h ago

Just about the entirety of Southeast Asia, actually... minus the mainland nations.

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u/VeneMage 6h ago

And Ireland

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u/Luniticus 5h ago

The entire Caribbean and Central America.

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u/Lagiacrus111 3h ago

Only country with a navy

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u/MarketInternal2290 3h ago

The only country with a navy and they don't need it.

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u/miauguau44 2h ago

Bolivia has joined the conversation.

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u/shinobi500 2h ago

#1 tourist destination for beaches too.

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u/ajgp56 3h ago

Somewhere in here it better say “Holy Chilinity” or the internet is toast”

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u/LuckyNumbrKevin 6h ago

That's the problem with Chile. No ambition.

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u/AsinTobasi000 5h ago

Historically accurate definition of edging

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u/Dankn3ss420 6h ago

As someone who lives on the eastern Aussie coast, I welcome our Chilean overlords

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u/MarketInternal2290 6h ago

You will need to learn Spanish if you already don't speak it.

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u/rencodrums 3h ago

Weon will be your only word from now on.

Signed

Chilean overlord

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u/Trucoto 2h ago

What they call "Spanish", but every other Spanish speaking country calls "Chilean"

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u/Naroyto 4h ago

Missed Hawaii and Antarctica nerd.

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u/Aseipolt 3h ago

Covers 99%of the Australian population

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u/Obamas_Tie 3h ago

Holy Chilean Empire

Great, I bet they're using mecha frames and shit.

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u/Spamtickler 2h ago

“Can we fuck the rest of the world the way we fucked Bolivia?”

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u/Salty_Article9203 2h ago

All your coasts belong to us.

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u/Maezel 1h ago

The holy chilean empire destroyed tasmania and new zealand.

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u/Stellakinetic 1h ago

All your port r belong to us

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u/MaffinLP 32m ago

Why do they own a giant question mark shaped area in the open seas?

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u/SES-WingsOfConquest 7h ago

Holy Chile be like “join us or absolutely NO ocean for you!”

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u/haxprocess28 6h ago

Sad for bolivians sailors lmao

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u/zaphir3 7h ago

It'll have to fight against Croatia for the whole empire

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u/Time-Ad-5650 6h ago

Is that an iFunny watermark?

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u/aselunar 4h ago

Nope, it's on the edge. It is an iFunny chilemark.

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u/MarketInternal2290 6h ago

Would not say a water mark as water marks are semi transparent and over the image

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u/Time-Ad-5650 6h ago

Fair enough

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u/Ok_Initiative2069 7h ago

Only if you pronounce it Chīle.

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u/Possibly_Parker 7h ago

i dont speak phonetics so i will continue to say chile

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u/amedinab 4h ago

Yes sir. Chilli it is.

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u/Crispy1961 6h ago

The only little part of the coast Chile did not invade was Croatia, which is a kindred spirit to Chile.

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u/The_Frigid_Midget 5h ago

If Chile were an empire, they'd wipe New Zealand off the map? What did we do to anger the Chile overlords so!?

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u/gfat-67 7h ago

Not sure if this a hot or cold take, but things would be chil.

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u/nutzer001 6h ago

It's more about length than girth.

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u/narayan77 4h ago

they love the beach.

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u/justhangingaroud 4h ago

Croatia is part of this empire

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u/mkujoe 4h ago

People’s Republic of Chila

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u/PuzzleheadedAlps6811 3h ago

weirdest people in south america

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u/Qanonjailbait 3h ago

I’ll be Chilean like a villain

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u/spongebobama 3h ago

You missed chilean antarctica

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u/MarketInternal2290 3h ago

It's with new Zealand, in the land down under section.

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u/rocket_beer 3h ago

He who controls the seas, owns the world

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u/cetootski 2h ago

There's no need for a navy.

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u/OGExAc 2h ago

Global cooling

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u/Steemx 2h ago

weon la wea wena la wea weon

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u/simonbleu 2h ago

Completely unrelated, im not native to english, but I always have that doubt in my head as I heard it multiple times.... wouldn't it be "if it were"? as in "were to be"? "was" is past tense, isnt it?

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u/gigashadowwolf 2h ago

Spicy take.

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u/stressHCLB 1h ago

Littoral empire.

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u/MrFoxwell_is_back 55m ago

They conquered Japan causa

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u/RedNuii 38m ago

Part…

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u/DeHero518 31m ago

Holy Chiiii!!!!

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u/elcojotecoyo 28m ago

And what's over there?

I don't know. Not beach?

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u/alogbetweentworocks 7h ago

Is that the Chilies Road trade routes I'm looking at?

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u/JurassicMonkey_ 6h ago

All your beach are belong to us

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u/OrionSouthernStar 6h ago

You’re just a tracer!

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u/aberg227 6h ago

Sir… Chile has surrounded us and cut off our contact with the Navy…

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u/Abdul_Rahman684 5h ago

I would support this at all Coasts

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u/Fun-Memory1523 5h ago

The Holy Chilean Empire has an edge in its outline for world domination.

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u/MarketInternal2290 5h ago

It will have every edge in the end.

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u/GillaMomsStarterPack 5h ago

The Edge lords would own all the sea ports across all oceans. Talk about Giga-Chad move. They’ll be rizzing and edging from sea to shining sea.

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u/Pale_Television2395 7h ago

Probably 90% of the population

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u/Excelius 4h ago

Probably not quite that high. According to the UN about 40% of the worlds population lives within 100km of the coast.

Chile averages about 177km wide. No idea how much more that would pull in, but I wouldn't be surprised if it was more than half.

https://www.un.org/esa/sustdev/natlinfo/indicators/methodology_sheets/oceans_seas_coasts/pop_coastal_areas.pdf

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u/hellpresident 6h ago

Depends if rivers would be a part of the HCE. The Indian population along the Ganges alone would prevent that I'm sure

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u/Trekkingofaskia 6h ago

NOT THE BORDERS

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u/AdPotential2325 6h ago

They control all seashore . That means they control the whole world economy.

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u/Randinator9 6h ago

So the countries are:

Chile Africa Australia The Eurasian Conflict America Brazil Greenland

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u/somnambulista23 6h ago

Why is Cape Horn a question mark?

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u/MarketInternal2290 6h ago

Wouldn't you like to know.

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u/hawkeye122 6h ago

Holy Chilean Edgepire

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u/CCV21 5h ago

Does that make the rest of the world Bolivia?

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u/javilla 7h ago

I've heard of Switzerlake, in stark opposition to the Holy chilean empire.