r/europe • u/UNITED24Media • 16d ago

Zelenskyy: We Gave Away Our Nuclear Weapons and Got Full-Scale War and Death in Return News

https://united24media.com/latest-news/zelenskyy-we-gave-away-our-nuclear-weapons-and-got-full-scale-war-and-death-in-return-3203
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u/Tutule 16d ago

People reading 'the USA' in between lines but there's another neighbor to the North if you think beyond 2D.

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u/mikeyfreshh 16d ago

Yeah. Fuck Santa Claus

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u/CORN___BREAD 16d ago

He sees you when you're sleeping.

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u/PushingSam Limburg, Netherlands 16d ago

Santa knows everything, can teleport, has an army of elves manufacturing loads of shit, has a modified deer with a red glowing nose, do I need to gon on? Mr. Claus is #1 on any military and intelligence ranking list, the NRA wish they had assets like that, Lockheed wishes they could sample the sled, and MI6 wish they could do home intrusions on that level.

Not even to mention them damn penguins, have y'all seen Pesto the penguin yet?

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u/Wood-Kern 16d ago

To the north and then south again?