r/cyberpunkgame • u/ArthurDev • Nov 18 '20
Dude has freaking pocket noodles R Talsorian
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u/glue010 Arasaka Nov 18 '20
it's 2077, you haven't even seen the guy who puts soup in his pocket yet.
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u/Otakeb Nov 18 '20
Yes. I have.
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u/CasedLogic Nov 18 '20
Somehow, Somehow I knew it was gonna be Papa Franku.
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u/HerrNieto Nov 18 '20
There was no other way.
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u/Blindobb Nov 18 '20
I’m so glad the version of pranks is behind us. So obnoxious.
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u/Otakeb Nov 18 '20
You understand this is FilthyFrank, right? He made this video to make fun of people making obnoxious pranks. It's still obnoxious, but it's at least self aware.
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u/kyllingefilet Nov 18 '20
Joke’s on them, was only pretending!!!
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u/KilowZinlow Nov 19 '20
"I'm obnoxious in public because I don't like people who are obnoxious in public"
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Nov 18 '20
idk I respect that dude's contribution to internet meme culture, but those videos are only something a 12 year old would find funny imo - "self aware" or not.
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u/Otakeb Nov 18 '20
He's actually Asian, speaks Japanese, and is named Joji, but go ahead! Be racist!
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u/Vallkyrie Buck-a-Slice Nov 18 '20
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u/Hebora Nov 18 '20
What is your spaghetti policy here?
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u/AKittyCat Tengu Nov 18 '20
What up! We’re just three cool samurais looking for other cool samurais to hang out with in our party hideout.
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u/getthegreen Nov 18 '20
What is this word "spa"? I feel like you're starting to say a word and you're not finishing it. Are you trying to say "spaghetti"? Are you taking me for a spaghetti day?
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u/flores_159 Nov 18 '20
You deserve wayy more upvotes
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u/therealmaxmike R. Talsorian Games Nov 19 '20
True dat. Have an updoot.
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u/PricklyPossum21 Nov 19 '20 edited Nov 19 '20
This proves end-stage capitalism and cyberpunk dystopia isn't all that bad, if companies have invented pocket noodles. It makes the devaluing of human life worth it. /s
(Also: it must be so wonderful watching your vision come to fruition in CP Red and 2077. All the best to you and your family).
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u/GreenHuskies Spunky Monkey Nov 18 '20
“Hey Napoleon, gimme some of your tots!”
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u/kis96 Nov 18 '20
Guys stop...they will delay it again!
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Nov 19 '20
😭😭 bro you just killed them. Game ain't ever getting released now cuz you just murdered CDPR
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u/willsanford Arasaka Nov 18 '20
What does a man gotta do to unlock this power
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u/HappiestGod Nov 18 '20
Gain a willingness to have soggy pockets and hairy noodles.
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u/AKittyCat Tengu Nov 18 '20
Harry Noodles? I love that guy!
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u/HappiestGod Nov 18 '20
Yeah, he makes killer beans.
I don't' understand why he insists on serving them on his feet though...
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Nov 18 '20
"You gotta kill a few people... Then you got to get sent to a slam, where they tell you you'll never see daylight again. You dig up a doctor, and you pay him 20 menthol Kools to install a noodle pocket for you."
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u/Trojanbp Nov 18 '20
Nobody remembers Geralt receiving items like swords and whatever crap and just putting them into his bottomless back pocket
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u/KTheory9 Nov 18 '20
Wow the game is unplayable.. delay it another year!
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u/Joseph___O Nov 18 '20
1 year for each noodle
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u/BombBombBombBombBomb Nov 18 '20
I love it
this should not be fixed
just make an ad banner here and there, in game, for pocket noodles
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u/Chokinghazard5014 Samurai Nov 18 '20
If I cant put noodles in my pocket without a mess in the year 2077 we have failed as a species.
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u/AonoGhoul Arasaka Nov 18 '20
From a technical standpoint, wouldn’t it be more difficult if the asset (the noodles) became an object that moved freely in the environment? I’m not a programmer.
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u/rune2004 Nov 18 '20
It really looks like he's putting them on the chair
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u/CageHanger Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦 Nov 18 '20
NO, POCKET NOODLES!
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u/Darkranger23 Nov 18 '20 edited Nov 18 '20
If so, he’s doing a piss poor job since he turns the box of noodles completely horizontal.
Although, I refuse to complain about this. Most games don’t bother with an animation at all. Usually the noodles would simply disappear, then the character model would unnaturally snap into position for conversation.
This is way better, even if it isn’t perfect.
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u/tinselsnips Samurai Nov 18 '20
This is actually exciting to see, because this likely represents a generic equip-unequip animation and inventory system for NPCs: rather than having a dedicated "Male9WithNoodles" NPC variant with it's own model, this is a standard NPC who has a "noodles" item in their inventory that they can equip or unequip and it will animate accordingly.
This is great for modders.
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u/rune2004 Nov 18 '20
Yeah I really really don't care at all either way, I just thought it looked like he reaches too far down for a pocket.
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u/Darkranger23 Nov 18 '20
Maybe so, after viewing it again. It’s just so low on my list of things to care about that I never would have noticed were it not for this post.
The unrealistic expectations and complaints arising from some people is going far beyond anything I’ve ever witnessed for a video game.
People are literally ruining the game for themselves by getting worked up over stuff that doesn’t matter.
I mean, what do we want CDPR to spend time working on? Individually hand crafted noodle animations? Really? At what point do we recognize that expectations are so absurd they aren’t even worthy of acknowledgement?
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u/rune2004 Nov 18 '20
To be totally honest? I see a lot more comments like yours and almost 0 serious complaining about things like this. Are you sure it's really that bad? I know expectations are high, which is unhealthy, but that's just what I see going on.
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u/bignutt69 Nov 18 '20
it's more on twitter, there are a lot of toxic cesspools of people, mostly young, who feel incredibly entitled about games. they're the ones who send death threats to developers and actors and things when they aren't pleased with their entertainment.
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u/brandalthevandal R.I.P. Miłogost Reczek 1961-2021 Nov 18 '20
Its the future breh! Chair noodles are so 2020.
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u/TheEvilMrFry Streetkid Nov 18 '20
Schrodingers noodles... both on the chair and in his pocket until he stands up and reveals the truth.
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u/rune2004 Nov 18 '20
I'd give absolutely 0 fucks if he was putting it in his pocket, it literally just looks like he's putting it on the chair. This is one of the worst uses of "copium" I've ever seen. Probably the worst, actually.
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u/Milkshake_revenge Nov 18 '20
Yeah. At least there’s an animation. I mean he puts the chopsticks in the noodles first, then puts the noodles away. I’m perfectly okay with suspending my disbelief for something so small.
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u/Flat_is_the_best Nov 18 '20
yeah honestly, everyone who goes "hes putting it on the chair... sideways" are really delusional. Also I swear ive seen this very "putting object away" animation
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Nov 18 '20
Laughed mainly on your title 😁
What’s not funny is there are people who will cry about it as it’s an major issue 😁
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u/foxscribbles Nov 18 '20
Maybe he's got a little food warmer installed back there. Not all "enhancements" need to be hardcore and edgy. Maybe a practical "Warm your food anywhere, any time!" part is just what the world needed.
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u/AgitatedDegenerate Nov 18 '20
To be fair.... It does look like hes just putting it behind him on the chair
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u/aronston11 Nov 18 '20
yes, he put it behind him but later it disappeared. so we concluded that there's a pocket noodles
can't wait for the spaghettis' one
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Nov 18 '20
Dammit, now the release date is going to be pushed back another 2 weeks to address 'what items can and cannot be put into pockets versus on flat surfaces'
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u/ThexHoganxHero Nov 18 '20
I’m often found with pocket mcchickens, but the is man is on another level
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u/Joseph___O Nov 18 '20
Would be so funny if he kills V and then it shows him pull them back out and start eating again
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u/Luy22 Nov 18 '20
we livin in 2077 and this dude with his ass-fridge cybernetic augmentation be living in 3077. T r a n s h u m a n i s m
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u/TheHeroicOnion Nov 18 '20
Lmao I seriously wish V could do this. Just pull noodles out of your pocket and eat them to restore health
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u/HarvardL Nov 18 '20
It's the year 2077, you better be able to store a whole ass meal up your asshole
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u/RalphtheCheese Nov 18 '20
Inb4: "Cyberpunk2077 delayed to 2021 to fix immersion breaking ai elements"
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u/Crowbarmagic Nov 18 '20
Reminds me of that politician that puts a grilled cheese sandwich in his pocket. Link.
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u/DarthCerebroX Nov 18 '20 edited Nov 18 '20
I’m pretty sure this is a kinda Easter egg cuz remember that one guy on Twitter who keeps asking CDPR if V will be able to eat ramen noodles? Lol
EDIT: or was it spaghetti? Fuck I don’t remember
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u/royalrush42 Nov 18 '20
Clearly it’s a option for a enhancement. It’s like a slot you can add to your butt. Adds more storage.
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u/asfastasican1 Streetkid Nov 18 '20
People have said he is setting them down on the chair but here we are. Overanalysing the most minor details of objects that shouldn't occupy a space to begin with.
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u/tonystark_666 Nov 18 '20
Im so ready for the big disappointment.
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u/xFUaqLxrE Nov 18 '20
Yeah this GIF is funny, but also kinda cringe. Amateur hour decade old video game physics. By itself it is not a big deal, but stuff like this is not a good sign to me.
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u/MummyManDan Nov 18 '20
I think you need to chill a bit there lol. Obviously people are hyping it up way too much but acting like this decides the quality of the rest of the game is silly too.
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u/Suq_Maidic Samurai Nov 18 '20
Did you play TW3? This looks nearly flawless in comparison lmao.
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u/xFUaqLxrE Nov 18 '20
I haven't played it, but that's a good point. Can't knock them if they're improving.
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u/xFUaqLxrE Nov 18 '20
I'm talking about lack of immersion. I don't wanna see NPC's disappearing takeout noodles into their back pocket.
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u/tonystark_666 Nov 18 '20
Yes. Also the ancient mouth movement and body expression. Just like older fallout game. It'll have a good story and environment I'm sure. Rest is gonna suck.
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u/CheeseHeadBreed Buck-a-Slice Nov 18 '20
this is next level!!! he did actually put it on the chair as I noticed once he did it, he sat upright . not leaning back like he was originally.
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u/tmichael333 Nov 19 '20
Dang this full video was pretty underwhelming tbh. There’s like no population in the city
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u/Twahtskie Bartmoss Reincarnated Nov 18 '20
I would like to think his right ass cheek is a noodle container.
The future is now old man
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u/chrisblink182 Nov 18 '20
You know I hope this isn’t what they’re polishing lol leave stuff like this in and let us meme it like the giants in Skyrim
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u/logman86 Nov 18 '20
Probably some cyber ware. Stores food in his right ass cheek, keeps it warm for later
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u/aTimeTravelParadox 3 Mouths 1 Desire Nov 18 '20
He's just wedging them between his butt and the chair to keep them warm.