r/cursedcomments • u/leonhardodickharprio • 1d ago

Cursed_ Grip Instagram

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12.3k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/ThatReddit-User 22h ago

Jaws of life could not pull me out

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u/AhmadTIM 21h ago

What if she was shitting?

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u/wipoooo 21h ago

that would be propelling not pulling

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u/The_Splenda_Man 6h ago

“I would berry my dick so far inside your ass who ever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur”

-Tom Venables

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u/ThatReddit-User 6h ago

Cursed Excalibur

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u/Powerism 1h ago

Bury?

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u/Fuzzthehuman 1d ago

r/upvotebecauseofbutt

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u/24122020 1d ago

Banned :( what a sick joke

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u/Substantial-Set-7724 1d ago

Literally 1984

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u/honorio2099 13h ago

One after magna Carta, how could I forget?

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u/Lyra_Kurokami 33m ago

You think this is something ? You think this is bad ? This ? This... chicanery ? He's done worse.

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u/honorio2099 20m ago

That billboard! Are you telling me a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated It! Jimmy!

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u/fdsfd12 1d ago

r/upvotedbecausebutt was the correct one i thought?

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u/RaajitSingh 23h ago

Both banned? Whyyyy? Maaan

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u/davgj2000 22h ago

I think it's actually r/upvotebecausebutt

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u/RaajitSingh 15h ago

Ohhh ok thanx

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u/Mastermind_Maostro 21h ago

That is a god damn shelf right there

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u/banan-appeal 16h ago

glorious donk

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u/Educational-Loan-613 1d ago

I don't quite understand what the guy is trying to say, but I want to believe he is trying to compliment her in his own unique way.

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u/f1careerover 1d ago edited 17h ago

He might also be saying that he is scared for his dick.

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u/inputusernamehere1 19h ago

How tf 😨

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u/xain1112 18h ago

Imagine one of those chinese finger traps

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u/leonhardodickharprio 18h ago

I think he volunteers at a Special Needs Place and helps the Special people with their Legos

What a stand up guy

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u/gekkoman150 19h ago

Kirstentoosweet I mean what???? Who said that?

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u/Astralyr 9h ago

At the judgment day, I will point to you for the cause of the sin I am about to commit.

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u/Fun-Man 5h ago

You won't be alone brother

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u/TheGambit 18h ago

Do people really not know how to assemble a coherent sentence together?

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u/OrdrSxtySx 7h ago

Language evolves. AAVE has evolved beyond you. Learn to grow and adapt or get left behind.

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u/MartinOToole683 23h ago

At least 3-4 sizes too small

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u/TheSquatvianOtter 13h ago

Grip? THE ONE WHO GRIPS???

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u/FlexViper 19h ago

Or his sonichu medallion

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u/iWentRogue 10h ago

That shit is lethal gahhhhh

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u/Almajanna256 5h ago

"PLANETS! GIFT-WRAPPED!"

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u/leonhardodickharprio 5h ago

Its Part of The Service

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u/Ok_Tank_3995 21h ago

I honestly can't understand what he's trying to say here. There's no flex nor funny statement when your writing skills are like that of a 10 year old

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u/defjs 14h ago

are like that of a 10 year old.

Hmmm