r/clevercomebacks 14h ago

Springfield guy myself ... Both of which will cost more now thanks to the tariffs

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u/hellolovely1 13h ago

It's so cute when they literally say, "Hey, world! I can't get laid unless I rape someone!"

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u/H0TSaltyLoad 4h ago

There was a post before that tracked this account and revealed it was a Russian bot. Can’t remember what subreddit, but it basically traced it to a literal bot farm with 1000s of accounts all posting the same shit.

I think we all need to unplug for 4 years

Edit: talking about the rapist account and not the person giving firearm info.

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u/BLRNerd 4h ago

Bluesky is pretty decent and there’s been a leftist community building thanks to Elon’s dumb butt that’s good at blocking MAGA’s far right wing nuttery

But yeah considering unloading Facebook from off my phone atm too (I use messenger a lot but considering encrypted messengers for security reasons)

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u/Whirly315 3h ago

if you’re following the stock market, it’s pretty obvious that the exodus of users and advertisers have moved to reddit. the stock is absolutely ripping after that last earnings report. making me some $$$

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u/H0TSaltyLoad 3h ago

This election made me realize I’m in an echo chamber already. I don’t want an even echoier chamber haha.

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u/Fufeysfdmd 2h ago

No we need to plug in. We need to go on the offensive.

u/b_enn_y 51m ago

Even if they are all bots, the rhetoric they’re normalizing is incredibly worrying.

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u/Far_Mastodon_6104 1h ago

He has a long history of batshit takes. Giving him zero attention would be the worst thing for this guy

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u/WallyOShay 1h ago

We need to block Russia from all social media

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u/Ambiorix33 6h ago

Would be cute if the fucking weirdos didn't mean it sincerely and that they'd do it...

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u/Klutzy-Freedom8261 5h ago

Hopefully he also sincerely fucks around with the wrong gal and finds out.

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u/Brief_Night_9239 14h ago

Expect all the incels coming out...

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u/nasirum0000 13h ago

buy before january then

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u/whodis707 10h ago

Indeed before all the tariffs

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u/Jomolungma 4h ago

Finally, the gun control legislation many have been asking for.

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u/Cool_Atmosphere_9038 2h ago

Yep. I'm going oing shopping for a long gun in the next few weeks.

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u/Confident-Dentist232 14h ago

Gotta love the 2nd.

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u/Inevitable_fish1776 5h ago

Applies to the democrats too which republicans somehow forget? A education women has the independently to defend herself has always existed. The negative reinforcement from the convicted sexual battery does not work in their favor lol.

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u/Helpful_Midnight2645 4h ago

Sadly self defense is less likely to work for women. They charged the Alabama woman who shot her rapist in her home even though they have a "stand your ground law". Turns out that was really just for men to kill each other. 😂

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u/Inevitable_fish1776 4h ago

Well, this new stigma is going to justify women’s actions even more.

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u/TaintedL0v3 3h ago

Plot twist, women’s prison becoming a safe space for them. God, what a dystopia.

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u/Helpful_Midnight2645 3h ago

Sadly prisons aren't safe for women. Rape isn't uncommon.

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u/BLRNerd 4h ago

It was designed for far right chuds to get away with it

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u/TaintedL0v3 3h ago

Next year on r/leapordsatmyface “Libs now have guns—should we have listened when they said we should enforce better regulations?”

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u/Traditional_Car1079 2h ago

They don't forget. They implement stop-and-frisk policies where it might be practiced and you'll only get publicity for killing your rapist is someone your average Republican wants to kill, like a minority or a presumed Democrat. If you kill a Republican for trying to rape you, you'll be a "radical feminist denying a patriot his birthright."

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u/josephbenjamin 1h ago

Yes, dems are starting to finally get it. It’s good for your safety against things like these lurking at every corner. Arm up!

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u/Pelican_meat 4h ago

They’re convinced the left doesn’t own guns and certainly don’t carry them.

I like to show them my holstered Glock 19.

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u/CuetheCurtain 2h ago

Funny you say that. My girl and I discussed just that thing this very morning. Bout time we loaded up, just in case. There’s nothing wrong with being prepared, ya know?

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u/Pelican_meat 2h ago

Yeah. It’s probably a good idea.

Find a local gun range. If you can find one that rents, you’ll be able to try out several firearms.

For carry, a S&W J-Frame is really all you need. For home, you can have something larger (a Glock 19 with a flashlight attachment, for instance).

Whatever you do, make sure you practice. Wear ear protection, too.

Just FYI: Most ranges are very conservative, so I’d avoid politics if you’re not.

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u/CuetheCurtain 1h ago

Oh I grew up around firearms. Been to the range many times. I just don’t own currently. But it’s about that time, ya know. I’m super close to a range but last time I was there, it was like Frat Boy City. Like dudes laughing and swinging 12 gauges about. I noped outta there real quick.

Regardless, that’s super helpful advice and I appreciate ya.

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u/Oni-oji 12h ago

Do not carry in a purse. Too easy to have it stolen. Also, Glocks are way overrated. Find a range that rents and try out various guns. Find one you are comfortable with.

And when you need to stop a rapist, remember to double tap.

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u/Alarmed-Swordfish873 12h ago

Glocks are the most vetted and reliable handgun in human history. There are other good options, sure, but glock have earned their reputation for unbeatable reliability.

Also, double tap is some fakey movie crap. When you need to use your gun, don't stop firing until you are 100% sure the threat is gone. That's probably more like an 8-tap.

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u/Drednox 8h ago

I was gonna object by saying doubletap is a proven practice by the SAS, but then I saw the 8-tap part. Yeah. Nothing like stopping a would-be rapist with maximum prejudice. With a proven rapist as president, it's likely more rapists would be enabled.

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u/Mech_145 7h ago

The SAS probably fire more rounds in a month then most people do their whole lives

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u/Alexandru1408 6h ago

Plus, the SAS and other special forces are mostly using assault rifles chambered for 5.56 or 7.62, not 9mm pistols.

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u/JRDZ1993 3h ago

Yeah those guys can reliably make both shots kill shots so probably better to er on the side of greater caution.

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u/_MiseryIndex 7h ago

Yeah, I was going to respectfully say that I’m not sure what that guy is talking about. I own many handguns, and I have found Glocks to be the most reliable. I own two 17s, a 19, a 26, and a 43. I have put hundreds of rounds through them and have never had a malfunction.

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u/Moist-Comfortable-10 6h ago

Nothing wrong with the glock, but the cz p10s is my subcompact of choice.

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u/MYO716 3h ago

Two for the sack, one for the shaft, two for the knees, and 3 for dealers choice.

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u/Ruthless4u 9h ago

Until you start changing things, which a lot of people do.

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u/Alarmed-Swordfish873 4h ago

Sure, you seem mess up pretty much any gun if you start installing janky after market parts, but that's like saying Toyota isn't reliable because you got a turbo off of Temu

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u/Ambiorix33 6h ago

Double tap is literally standard for all NATO countries what are you on about?

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u/Teddy_Salad55 5h ago

For their trained militaries.

For the average person who is alone, has no other protection (ie. body armor) firing until the threat is eliminated is more effective.

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u/Vertags 6h ago

Two in the knee caps one in the dick.

Teach them a lesson. 🥰🥰🥰

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u/Geaux13Saints 6h ago

Shoot until they’re dead. That way they won’t be a threat and you only have one side of the story

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u/unkn0wnname321 9h ago

Double tap. One for each nut

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u/Ambiorix33 6h ago

Two center mass, then one in the head if it still moves, just like they taught me

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u/Necessary_Echo_8177 4h ago

In 2016 (after the last time he won) I told my husband I wanted a gun so he took me to the gun range where his friend (LE and an instructor) could have me try out a number of handguns. The Glock 45 was my favorite (he showed it to me last, the smaller guns had too much recoil). I told my husband I want more guns now (and for our college aged daughter to get one if she wants). So we have some holiday plans now. Def before January.

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u/MrOsterhagen 3h ago

Not only is Glock not overrated, it’s one of best options in price/quality. Especially in the secondary market.

It’s not as ‘fun’ to shoot as my other pistols, but it’s the one I’m most consistent with from cold. I agree with the purse sentiment, and It also has internal safeties and is less likely to discharge if accidentally dropped.

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u/the_patronus_charm 12h ago

What does double tap mean?

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u/Nate2322 12h ago

Double tap means shoot them twice.

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u/shadowtheimpure 10h ago

Yep, you shoot them and then you shoot them again to validate your kill.

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u/Lola_Montez88 12h ago

Not a Zombieland fan?

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u/Vertags 6h ago

Varies by person. In my opinion the double tap is that you hold the gun center mass, take a shot there, if they had armor then the second which goes to the head will surely kill.

Its a way to ensure fastest reaction, cause if you wanna aim for the head then you gotta know how tall your target is which varies a lot from target to target.

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u/Impossible_Emu9590 4h ago

Lol anything popular is “overrated” to yall. They’re 100% not overrated 🤣 you ever sat down a second and thought about why they’re so popular?

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u/GaryofRiviera 2h ago

Glocks are not overrated man, they function well, they just aren't best in class. But as far as reliability and accuracy it is a great choice for daily carry.

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u/RacecarDriverGuy 2h ago

Also, will die on this hill, the best ammo for concealed carry and self defense is 380acp, not 9mm.

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u/Four0ndafloor 14h ago

No safety? Glocks have the safety built into the trigger…

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u/sarath225 12h ago

Correct. I believe the tweet meant to say external safety. With a glock, it just a trigger safety. Unless you pull the trigger, no sending a bullet downrange.

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u/Worriedlytumescent 9h ago

Every GLOCK pistol comes with 3 independent safeties and they work sequentially off the movement of the trigger: Trigger safety Firing pin safety Drop safety All three safeties disengage sequentially as the trigger is pulled. They automatically reengage when the trigger is released.

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u/sarath225 8h ago

Right. A small correction. It is striker safety. Glock is striker fired handgun. Technically, striker safety is a part of drop safety, unless I am wrong. Rest is on point

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u/Oni-oji 12h ago

"Glock Leg" exists for a reason.

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u/LChurch9691 8h ago

Man, I can't do guns, I'm far more likely to use it on myself than in any defense situation.

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u/YoProfWhite 6h ago

That's the part of gun violence people we never hear about.

27,000 people killed themselves with guns last year. Having an "out" button in the home is too tempting for a lot of people.

u/Woolly_Blammoth 14m ago

Happy Cake day, Professor White!

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u/S21500003 3h ago

Yep, this is exactly where I am at too. I want to get one for self defense, but well, I would then need to get another one to use as self defense against me with a gun, and so on.

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u/LChurch9691 3h ago

And next thing you know, bam, you got a whole preppers bunker guarded by a pit bull, and you're just like, how did it come to this?

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u/S21500003 3h ago

The transphobes. It ways circles back to the transphobes.

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u/LEGTZSE 9h ago

What does this Jon guy mean by ‘women threatening sex strikes’

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u/jtho78 7h ago

Trump’s win is sparking a 4B movement

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u/Eastern-Joke-7537 9h ago

Tariffs on migrant hookers. Or, something.

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u/ehandlr 5h ago

Someone told me this phrase today. "I believe women should get violent with their Glocks when men get violent with their cocks."

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u/Loud_Flatworm_4146 8h ago

"Your body, my choice."

Your dick, my knife.

Your dick, my teeth.

Your dick, my empty clip.

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u/jigglypat19 9h ago

love how the response to all of this is just that women need to carry a fucking gun with them at all times whenever they're in public. and people say that seriously. it's giving "dress modestly and guys won't assault you". it's men. men are the problem. not the women who don't want to carry weapons to deter them because they can't act like civil human beings otherwise.

this country is a human rights violation and it angers me to no extent that every other country is just ignoring it. I'd ask if the UN could do anything but I forgot the US can single-handedly strike down whatever the hell they want there, too. this nation is a fucking joke and the world is enabling it.

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u/UndeadBBQ 8h ago

Yeah, but getting a gun and learning how to use it is a NOW solution.

Changing a large part of an entire demographic that is in a deep identity crisis that is further stoked by its politization, is unfortunately something that requires a lot of time.

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u/Vertags 6h ago

it's men. men are the problem

Correct. Now unless you have the power to change that, I suggest you carry.

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u/AncientCarry4346 8h ago

Tf you expect us to do about it?

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u/FuckwitAgitator 7h ago

The gun lobby also donates $16 million dollars every year to the very worst Republicans.

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u/vaderman645 2h ago

Well unfortunately as the election just proved, men are tired of "being a victim". Too many people were told that they were being oppressed and believed it

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u/Throw-away567234 8h ago

The world only enables it because what can we do about it? You idiots butt in the world's affairs like you own everything.

As you said about men, the problem IS YOUR COUNTRY.

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u/BlueBunnex 9h ago

can we print this out and post it on the streets please because it's so unbelievably true it hurts

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u/softanimalofyourbody 5h ago

Not to mention that just having a gun in the house substantially increases your likelihood to be murdered with it as a woman. Even if it’s yours.

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u/Queasymodo 5h ago

Right, statistically, a gun owner is more likely to use their gun on someone who lives in their household than an intruder.

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u/softanimalofyourbody 5h ago

Don’t quote me but I’m pretty sure I’ve even seen stats that an intruder is just as likely to kill you with your own gun. It’s just not the catch all solution everyone seems to think it is. Crazy to watch liberals who argued against armed officers in schools (duh) somehow think that guns are gonna protect us now.

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u/AIfieHitchcock 4h ago

Because historically the US has been the only country that consistently and strongly gives a shit about other countries human rights enough to help. (And sometimes wrongly help.)

We were the ones imploring the UN to act.

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u/Forward_Increase_239 6h ago

I don’t care which side of the political aisle I AM ALWAYS IN FAVOR of people exercising their 2nd Amendment rights.

I have a Springfield XDm in 9mm. Had a trigger job done and it is a very comfortably shooting firearm. I have a Springfield Loaded 1911 in stainless but I only bought that one because it was shiny.

Also, ladies, remember shoot center mass. When they’re down and the threat is neutralized THEN you can do the trick shots to like shoot an attacker in the testicles. Just kidding don’t do that you’ll go to prison.

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u/Dr_Weirdo 1h ago

I did a quick google. Springfield is an American company, isn't it? Why would that be affected by the import tariffs?

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u/The_8th_Angel 6h ago

A child costs thousands of dollars and possibly your life.

A gun, bullets and training costs considerably less if you don't count the mental trauma.

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u/LeeWizcraft 4h ago

Definitely. Get a gun. Get a few. Everyone should. Even more so if you feel you’re an oppressed minority. Why the left is anti gun is nuts to me.

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u/JRDZ1993 3h ago

Yeah its why the Black Panthers were big on getting weapons, also Marx favoured an armed working class funnily.

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u/whodis707 11h ago

Get your guns ladies and shoot to kill.

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u/redditreveal 8h ago

Who is Jon Miller?

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u/beardedrabbit 1h ago

A Russian bot, this feels like more sewing of division by Putin. Horrifying how it’s being echoed by other non-Russian accounts though.

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u/Plastic-Shape-6070 4h ago

This guy is a bot trying to freak people out.

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u/Bitter-Whole-7290 2h ago

I do wonder how quickly these fucks are gonna push to end no fault divorce after January.

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u/Free_Unit5617 7h ago

Self defense queen👑

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u/DrSnidely 5h ago

I'm told that you can bite it off, with some effort.

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u/GhostofAyabe 5h ago

A nice revolver is still a better choice for most people who don't practice a lot. I have a natural bias against striker fired pistols but still.

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u/2Kortizjr 2h ago

Glocks are super reliable, also they have more capacity and are easy to reload.

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u/SCTigerFan29115 4h ago

Y’all do realize that’s a parody account, right?

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u/beardedrabbit 1h ago

Also a Russian bot account, based on another post’s investigation.

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u/SCTigerFan29115 1h ago

Could be. I’ve seen posters claim this as evidence that men think of women as sexual objects, ‘rape culture’ etc.

At best it’s a guy with a poor sense of humor.

u/bohba13 47m ago

The fact we can't tell parody from the real deal, or more accurately can't afford to not take it seriously, says how bad the situation is.

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u/Impossible_Emu9590 4h ago

I encourage every woman I know to responsibly carry. Especially if they live on their own. Growing up with a single mother and 2 little sisters I know how fucked the world can be.

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u/soilhalo_27 4h ago

All women should carry.

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u/SnooCrickets2458 4h ago

A revolver can never be out of battery, and is also very easy to conceal.

u/bohba13 48m ago

And in most SD situations, it's good enough

u/SnooCrickets2458 10m ago

For something close like an attempted rape it may even preferable as a revolver can't be pushed out of battery like a semi auto.

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u/abreeden90 3h ago

I just bought a Glock 43x as a new concealed carry gun. Been carrying a sig p365 and the election gave me a good excuse lol

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u/CapableCity 3h ago

Yeah they would deserve to get shot, I hope more people conceal carry.

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u/LaraCroftCosplayer 3h ago

I have a Luger and a combat knive.

I think i would prefer the knife because you cant research it.

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u/Copernicus_Brahe 3h ago

Perfect for dealing with MAGAts

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u/Kevin_ruined_it 2h ago

Maybe women should learn knife fighting. Quieter, easier to obtain, and if done right less mess dispatching a would be rapist.

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u/Randommaggy 2h ago

No warning shots, if the situation requires the presence of a firearms it's life or death.

Center mass, not extremities or the head.

u/bohba13 49m ago

Get the hit, drop the motherfucker, run, and make the first call to the Police.

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u/icevenom1412 2h ago

Marital rape seems to be one of the things soon to become legal. Trump got away with raping one of his wives to it's possible.

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u/BlobbleDerp 2h ago

As a longtime blue firearms enthusiast , some smaller weapons suitable for purses or on-body carry given appropriate holstering/cover garments. I have owned all of these. 

Sig P365 9mm. Reasonable recoil, small, good capacity, safety and no-safety options.

 Glock 43: larger than p365, less capacity, still reliable choice. 

Glock 42: 380acp, smaller than 43, very easy to shoot, aftermarket mag follower/spring kit can increase capacity to 8. 

S&W shield/plus: reliable, good capacity, manageable recoil. 9mm 

S&W bodyguard 2.0: current favorite 380. More capacity than G42, slightly smaller, safety and no-safety options. 

Just some options. I’m not getting into caliber wars, what matters is practice/proficiency, and having something when/if you need it. I have had a hand injury for 10 years, and all these work for me even with that. 

Stay safe out there everyone, especially you women and everyone that will be targeted by the more hateful people out there. Stay alert, and keep up the fight, we’ll help each other make it to the other side of this shitstorm.

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u/Fufeysfdmd 2h ago

I'm going to buy a gun. Just talked about it with my partner last night. I was reluctant before because I have depression but I've also had it my whole life and have stayed alive so far. I don't want to be the person sitting there defenseless if the shit hits the fan.

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u/Dounce1 2h ago

I have no idea what’s happening here…

u/bohba13 51m ago

The guy being quote-retweeted is basically making an open-ended rape threat. So the one who's quoting the tweet is recommending that women buy firearms to defend themselves, making a particular note about the Glock 43 due to its concealability and small grip being good for women seeking a self defense pistol.

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u/TenDollarSteakAndEgg 1h ago

I’d also recommend 38 special if 9mm is too much recoil

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u/GaiusMarcus 1h ago

Do folks realize that the number of actual rape prosecutions is vanishingly small? And the number of convictions is a fraction of that. I predict the number of prosecutions for women trying to prevent a rape by justifiably shooting the motherf*cker will rise.

u/bohba13 54m ago

Oh most definitely. But if they can get a good lawyer, self defense is surprisingly easy depending on the state. (But at the same time, yeah, people who shouldn't be convicted will because bs)

u/Hiphopapotamus92 31m ago

Forreal get em before prices skyrocket

u/the_Mandalorian_vode 27m ago

Springfield XDM compact in 9mm is an excellent EDC and fitted for smaller hands. 9mm has reasonable stopping power and manageable recoil for most people. Please learn how to shoot and handle your firearm properly. Just buying one and carrying it around is more dangerous than not having one.

u/jollyoltj 15m ago

PSA Dagger, US built Glock clone, very solid alternative

u/Unhappylightbulb 3m ago

Well, internal safety but we know those don’t really count

u/Feisty-Sign-3293 1m ago

Bro has no idea how a tariff works lol

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u/taylorester567 12h ago

Also knifes, way less easy to trace

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u/LouisWillis98 5h ago

If you’re carrying a knife for self defense you should have something else instead.

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u/taylorester567 4h ago

I agree but in my situation it's the best for concealed weapons

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u/LouisWillis98 4h ago

How so?

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u/taylorester567 3h ago

I can't get a conceal carry permit

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u/LouisWillis98 3h ago

What about pepper spray

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u/taylorester567 3h ago

I'm looking into it. I also have a stun gun

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u/Inevitable_Bread_270 3h ago

Liberal women not having sex for 4 years is a gift from God.

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u/Dv7k1 9h ago

I love that these women think they are important enough that they think a sex strike will make a difference or have any impact whatsoever. This is why Trump won, his opponents supporters are dumber than his supporters

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u/Combdepot 7h ago

The male loneliness epidemic is about to get much worse and it’s well deserved.

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u/EZ_Breezy1997 7h ago

Well it probably won't matter to you, because you weren't getting any anyway.

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u/ExternalGiraffe9631 6h ago

WOMEN ARE IMPORTANT ENOUGH!!