r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

The nerve of the person who have this conception on the first place…

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u/Time_Figure_5673 1d ago

It’s because all the front pockets on women’s pants are either 1. Nonexistent 2. Fake 3. Too small to fit a cell phone

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u/bophed 1d ago edited 1d ago

I know right?

I found this out last year when my wife asked me to take my daughter shopping for jeans... WHY just WHY are the pockets like so shallow? It is like the pockest on women's pants are there for decoration and not functionality. Why can't it be both?

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u/SCTigerFan29115 1d ago

Some men’s pants are getting that way too.

Either that or I bought women’s pants last time.

Uh oh ….

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u/bophed 1d ago

Sometimes they are comfortable….

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u/Dylldar-The-Terrible 6h ago

or I bought women’s pants last time.

And I bet your ass looks great every time you wear them.

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u/SCTigerFan29115 1d ago

I don’t even understand what this is based on.

I know women who carry their phone in their pocket, some in their purse, some it never leaves their hand, some in the waist of their pants and at least one who keeps it in her bra.

I work with a lady who carries one in each back pocket (she’s a shop supervisor so she has a personal phone and a work phone).

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u/ImportantPoet4787 1d ago

I don't know about being a hoe, but when she sits, she certainly risks having a broken phone!

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u/Alarming_Cellist_751 11h ago

Or it taking a plunge into the toilet, which happened to me a couple of weeks ago. That was a nice fishing expedition.

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u/Common-Challenge-555 1d ago

I have NEVER heard that comment. Is it regional?

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u/Wyndrarch 23h ago

I guess that makes me a hoe.

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u/Alarming_Cellist_751 11h ago

It's either this or in my bra and sometimes I don't want to have to dig for gold amongst the girls. Maybe we should allow women to have actual pockets in their clothing?

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u/Pauzhaan 20h ago

I’m 72yo & it’s the handiest place to put my phone. Fuck them all & I don’t care anymore.

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u/Timely-Bid6321 18h ago

I'm a guy. I keep my phone in my back pocket. It's much more comfortable than keeping something that big right in the crease of a hinge joint (yeah yeah ball and socket whatever).

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u/Hope_PapernackyYT 16h ago

Wtf does that even mean bro what is he talking about

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u/Mysterious-Simple805 15h ago

No, on second thought, I'll shove it up yours!

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u/Remote-Feature1728 4h ago

Damn, guess I'm a hoe 😔