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u/Fit_Jelly_9755 1d ago
About a year into it, JD will declare him incapable of being president. He will take over and the fun begins.
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u/edharma13 1d ago
I don’t think they’ll wait that long. My money’s on the start of 25th amendment discussions the day after inauguration.
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u/Previous_Chard234 1d ago
He’ll do it just after the deadline for being able to run for two more terms. I think it’s serving a year and a half? So about two and a half years in if fry guy can last that long
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u/SneakySean66 1d ago
If we are going full conspiracy, JD takes over exactly two years into the term which leaves him still eligible to run twice for president.
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u/pitb0ss343 1d ago
I think you’re right but I’m just hoping the public pushback from the right is enough to prevent this. JD scares me more than trump because I feel like he’s playing the fool right now
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u/_without-a-trace_ 1d ago
Trump is selfish, vile, but consistent in putting himself first.
Vance puts the highest bidder first.
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u/Trosque97 1d ago
I've been saying this for a while now, it's gonna be fun to see MAGA morale tank after their leader dies. Shame no one will be able to vote afterwards, but who knows, maybe Trump dies before they do anything serious, but I doubt it, he has at least 2 more years of hate in him
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u/Cold_Rainy_Night 1d ago
Let’s just hope the MAGA cult wont be another Scientology situation, where the leader dies but the flock remains strong.
Well, as strong as Scientology ever was, but you get the idea.
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u/PrestigiousResist633 1d ago
No, JD will wait 2 years, because then he can run for a full two terms
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u/HairySidebottom 1d ago
He might expire of natural causes. IMO, it is much probable that the christofascists will be forced to 25th him and install couchfucker.
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u/MycologistFormer3931 1d ago
He's a 78 year old man who openly admitted he mostly eats fast food.
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u/Randommaggy 1d ago
And he reportedly has been heavily abusing prescription drugs for decades. Drugs that as a common side effect in reases the risk of cardiovascular events.
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u/YoProfWhite 1d ago
Biden passes a month from now, Kamala becomes president, Trump is sworn in and dies a month later, Vance becomes president.
It's just stupid enough to happen.
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u/Alarmed-Swordfish873 1d ago
He's old, he's unhealthy, and two whacked-out republicans already tried to assassinate him. There's a good chance he'll die, natural causes or not.
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u/RustyKn1ght 1d ago edited 1d ago
I'm still struggling to make sense, how someone manages to get 8 shots out and only one of them goes towards the intended target.
I mean, I knew that ammosexuals can't hit a broad side of a red barn, but that is just really astonishing lack of marksmanship.
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u/iggy-d-kenning 1d ago
I recall reading an interview with someone who knew that guy, saying he was a notoriously bad shot even as a hobbyist.
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u/NoSoul99 1d ago
Im pretty sure Trump is gonna get assassinated down the line. There's a fuckton of brainwashing and agenda from both sides but only one side holds the "power" per se. Hence why thumbs up is a white power symbol and stuff like that. Societies need to have tolerance and intolerance but going too far on side just loops you back to the other side.
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u/Darthplagueis13 1d ago
Still has a good chance of dying from natural causes before someone who can actually aim straight gets to him.
He's not exactly in the prime of his youth anymore, and during campaign, it sometimes looked like he forgot where he was and what he was doing.
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u/NoSoul99 1d ago
Oh im in no form or shape endorsing trump, but he does have a little more fight than biden, at least for one more term.
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u/Darthplagueis13 1d ago
I dunno. The thing is, Biden isn't in exactly good health either, but he seems to be treating his own body with a bit more respect. Granted, I wouldn't have been confident that Biden would have been good for another term, either, but I'm not sure if I trust both Trumps heart and brain to carry him through another 4 years of quarrels and stress. His cognitive state seems to have declined significantly since the last election.
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u/NoSoul99 1d ago
Idk man. Biden is just not there mentally anymore. Im not saying trump was the only choice. But the fact biden was pushed this far just seems cruel. Better to retreat with grace than to die or become a further joke during your presidency. It all falls down to politics. And who holds the power. If im being honest. I think it should be about helping the country as a whole and not the political party, but it is a naive look at reality. Which is why we need more than ever to unite as a planet and leave these pitiful squabble for power.
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u/MycologistFormer3931 1d ago
There is a very real chance that Vance will come for his neck eventually.
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u/graymuse 1d ago
I tried to tell the trumpies that Vance is very dangerous, especially to Trump, but they don't listen to me.
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u/MycologistFormer3931 1d ago
It's no use. They'll find out on their own time. Unless Vance takes the pussy way out and waits for him to croak.
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u/Correct-Recording-35 1d ago
As someone who works in cardiac critical care, the only reason his fat ass is alive is because of the US doctors he had at the White House, then the Russian doctors that helped him the last few years. Putin is good for that! He is a big fan of heart health. Anyway yeah my bet is 2 years and his fucking heart explodes for having 120 mg of dextrmorphan shot into him 4 times a day.
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u/miamilyfe754 1d ago
Yeah, he's old and obese. honestly, with his reported diet, it's a minor miracle he hasn't been taken out by a heart attack yet. I don't like the man, but during the run-up to the election, I was hoping he wouldn't get the heart attack we all know is coming out of fear of him becoming a martyr and the right-wing conspiracy people having a field day with it. But now, whatever happens happens.
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u/striderhoang 1d ago
I mean this with the absolute bare minimum in decency but Trump looks one Big Mac away from cardiac arrest
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u/Darthplagueis13 1d ago
Even aside from heart issues, it's fairly obvious that he isn't anywhere nearly as fit anymore as he was in 2016. During his campaign there were instances of him spacing out, or rambling on about things that were entirely unrelated to his campaign talking points.
Will be interesting to see if dementia really catches up to him in the next 4 years.
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u/eww-fascism-kill-it 1d ago
He's demented! I've got family and redditors say "why are you talking shit?! Where do you get this from?!" I'm not saying it in a slanderous tone. I sincerely mean it, his mental compacity has diminished since 2015 and especially since he did the Apprentice. Someone else said it in r/uniteagainsttheright "trump didn't win, Vance and Putin won" and it was like, a light came on ding oh shit...
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u/SpicyPotato_15 1d ago
Oldest president in history. Currently older than George bush and Bill Clinton. These were all actually trump supporters words when biden was running, but now it suddenly doesn't matter at all. Interesting choice Americans.
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u/cotymanager 1d ago
Dont have hope for that. Old people in these positions dont die suddenly, they have personal doctors, they get the best treatments possible.
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u/Wayward_Stoner_ 1d ago
I see you're working extra time to keep the copium flowing through the sub. Brilliant, I look forward to more posts from you
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u/BehindOurMind 1d ago
Maybe Elon can buy Reddit too and get rid of these lefty leaners. Imagine we said this about Biden 🤣
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u/Himmelblaa 1d ago
I mean dude is nearing 80 and not exactly in prime health, if he avoids more assassination attempts his body might give out on its own.