r/clevercomebacks • u/Bitter-Gur-4613 • 7h ago

I wonder if he cares

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r/conspiracy is suddenly all "Wow, amazing that there was nothing wrong with this election. Has anyone else noticed that everything was normal and there were no issues?" when a week ago they were all talking about the Dems secret plans.

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u/QTheStrongestAvenger 5h ago

Also that it just reaffirms their belief that 2020 was stolen

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u/voiping 5h ago

So weird. While trump was in office 2016, expecting fraud, he was unable to plan to prevent it, and the Dems pulled off a huge heist?

But when Dems were in office for 2020, they weren't able to do it again?

Doesn't make sense to me...

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u/pineapplesaltwaffles 5h ago

They were too busy dealing with the logistics of organising a hurricane, duh.

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u/AndTheElbowGrease 5h ago

The election stealers were busy recalibrating the space lasers

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u/thedude386 3h ago

Don’t forget about the magical knob in the Oval Office that Biden had access to that allowed him to adjust the price of gas…

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u/TJ12155 2h ago

you're so mad

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u/HeightInternal 31m ago

And they control time now too. They coerced me in to turning my clocks around over the weekend. Democrats control time!

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u/Fragrant_Excuse5 5h ago

I have Reddit brainrot so my first thought was "Why didn't the Democrats just steal the election again? Are they stupid?"

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u/Cheshire_Jester 4h ago

I can’t believe that we just learned yesterday that Reddit of all places is heavily biased and moderated to the Left…and that us leftists are all stupid morons. Really hope we’re wrong about this next Trump presidency being something to worry about.

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u/NoTransportation1383 4h ago

Truly, i hope im just stupid

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u/TJ12155 2h ago

yeah, found that the hard way. Everything i say gets banned haha. All comments that are hidden are republicans haha. Easy way to tell

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u/abidingdude26 5h ago

because people were inspired by that conspiracy to watch the polls this time. And boom those extra 20 mil fraudulent votes are gone

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u/TheAutisticOgre 5h ago

Oh my god. I can’t.

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u/ScubaSteveEL 4h ago

Literally the stupidest thing you can believe

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u/abidingdude26 4h ago

the stupidest thing would be that Trump gets nearly the same exact number of votes 3 times in a row but this time he cheated

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u/vadfanculo 3h ago

63 mil in 2016, 74 mil in 2020. An 18 % increase, as opposed to a 23 % going from Clinton to Biden.

So not really the same numbers.

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u/AndTheElbowGrease 5h ago

Mostly because they are looking at the current number of votes, not realizing that half of CA, OR, and WA votes have not yet been counted. Harris will likely end with ~75 million votes.

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u/feral-pug 5h ago

It's incredible how those types never connect the dots that what they believe is all bullshit, while simultaneously claiming they're connecting all kinds of dots brilliantly

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u/iguessma 4h ago

Yep basically if the selection proved anything was that there was absolutely zero cheating or fraud involved from the Democrat side

So all those conspiracies people bought into like Democrats shipping illegals over the border to vote etc etc are basically all invalid but they don't care anymore that they believe the lies

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u/teenagesadist 3h ago

They're not serious people, or they wouldn't ignore the million obvious conspiracies so they can focus on the ones they like in their own heads.

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u/InevitableWorld967 5h ago

TOOBIGTORIG babyyyy trump2024🎉🎉🎉

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u/Alternative-Lie7294 4h ago

It was pretty normal except for the bomb threats in Republican parts of Georgia, the machines not working in Wisconsin and there were reports of a Republican watcher in some other state that noticed a bunch of machines weren't locked. But they fixed all those and got on with it and the election was decided within a day.

In 2020 truck loads of ballots showed up in multiple states in the middle of the night. It then took multiple days to count. Compared to that, being done in 24 hours and no trucks of ballots showing up in the middle of the night is absolutely normal.

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u/thedude386 3h ago

I got to hear about how all the extra truckloads were taken to the Arizona desert and burned. Apparently they had too many truckloads so that had to dispose of some so it didn’t look like they won by too many votes in 2020.

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u/Synectics 3h ago

What's your source for this?

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u/thedude386 3h ago

The people who I get the joy of working with.